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2025-05-31
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The Miracle Clerk

Summary:

After Beelzebub and Gabriel run away together no one knows what they are doing except the angel in charge of keeping track of the miracles.

Notes:

In my head there are 3 angels who keep track of miracles and they have computer-like screens that ping every time an angel uses a miracle and 1 of them is on high ranking angel, 1 is on mid level angels, and 1 is on low level angels. Also on the screen the miracles only show up like a list of bars stating name, date, time, an item/action + general location (ex.gabriel 2/25/2019 1:05 teleport London or Jeff 8/16/1546 12:43 soap Utah) and if they click on the notice you can see the specifics of the miracle. If they click on an angel's name they can see their whole miracle history. This is about the angel who observes the high ranking angels and them watching what Gabriel miracles after season 2. This is based on/inspired by tiktoks I saw at the time. I am pretty sure half the words in this fic are ping. I hope this makes sense. Enjoy the insanity of my younger self.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

*ping*
Ok Gabriel teleported to the mall chill.

*Ping*
*Ping*
*Ping*
Money's normal.

*Ping*
Did he just break out of a police car.

*Ping*
Ok he is on alpha centri now.

*Ping*
Did he just summon a motherfucking castle!? Well I guess there is a castle on alpha centri now. Like that makes any sense.

*Ping*
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Ok he is getting furniture that makes sense since he has a castle now I guess.
*Ping*
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*Ping*
Why would he get a juke box?
*Ping*

*Ping*
*Ping*
Ok he now's getting some plants.
*Ping*
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Holy shit how many plants does he need.
*Ping*
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*Ping"
That's enough plants!
*Ping*
*Ping*
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I am turning his notification off cause if I don't, my thing will keep going off every second, but I have to make sure I still see them cause I am low key invested now.

Does he ever play any other song. This is like the 500th time he has played Every day by Buddy Holly. I don't know why I even check anymore I know what it's gonna be.

Ooh he got a lipstick. I wonder what color it is. *Click* Ooo a nice light pink. That would look amazing on him. Oh he got 2 more let's look at those. *Click* *Click* Hmmm a dark green and black. Those would look terrible on him. Wait, unless the rumors are true and he really is with Beelzebub. Aww that's kinda sweet of him getting a gift for zir. Hold on, you're an angel, you shouldn't be thinking that, an angel and a demon being together is not sweet, it's wrong.

Huh, what is this for. The swivel chair makes sense but the rope. And he has handcuffs now. You know what I don't want to know.

More clothes, are they for real. You both have enough of them at this point.

I kinda wish I could see what Beelzebub is summoning. To bad hell doesn't even keep track of miracles.

And he's still playing that song. Well if he plays it this much it must mean something to him. Maybe it has to do with Beelzebub. The description does say it's a love song.

Notes:

Me posting crazy. I am actually back to writing stuff yay! Who knows if or when they will be finished though. Posting this cause I don't want to keep a secret back log of fics that I will forget about.