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    “Fuck you!” Katsuki spit out as he dangled just barely off the floor. Izuku jerked in his chair as he spoke, “What do you want with us?”

    “Oh!” The speakers crackled as she blew a loud breath of air, “I'm a huge fan of you two! I've waited ages to meet you, ya know. Your whole dynamic is just so breathtaking. I want someone to love me just like you two love each other!”

    “What?” Izuku furrowed his brow.

    “We’re not a fucking couple, you dumb piece of shit! I swear to go if you don’t let me out of this fucking shit—” Katsuki was cut off by a loud scream. “What? You're not together already?” The voice screeched through the speakers.

    “That's just unacceptable! I can't believe this, you're lying to me! Oh! You just want your relationship to remain a secret.” Izuku looked over at Katsuki with his eyes widened in shock and disbelief. Katsuki gave Izuku a look and mouthed the word ‘crazy' as the voice continued down a spiral of insane chatter.

    “Okay! I got it! I'll just help things along then. It shouldn't be too much of a problem to speed up the timeline a bit.”

    —-

    Or just a pwp one shot no one asked for :) (well actually... one person did lol)

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