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“Huh?! You want to make out with me…?!” Yu nearly dropped the book he had been reading and replied.
Sure, they were dating so what Teddie wasn’t asking him wasn’t totally unreasonable and it’s not like he didn’t want to do it too, but he still couldn’t help but be a little curious what brought this over the other bear all of a sudden.
“Yeah, Rise-chan told me it was a lot of fun to make out with someone!” Teddie told him, “She said that kissing your partner with tongue felt even better than just kissing them normally!”
“So that’s why I want to make out with you in my bear suit, to take our love for each other to even higher lengths than before!” The bear continued to explain.
“I see…” Yu said as he slowly closed his book and put it off to the side so it was out of the way, while doing his best to handle the ever growing blush on his face.
“But uh… I’ve got to ask, do you… do you even know how to kiss with tongue in the first place Teddie?”
Whether he did or not, changed how much he needed to mentally prepare himself for this whole thing.
“Well, no, but I think I can just figure it out along the way, it’s just moving my tongue around in your mouth a lot so it can’t be that hard,” Teddie innocently replied.
Rise had told him that making out involved a lot of locking tongues and fighting for dominance kind of stuff, which reminded him a lot of tug a war, one of his favorite games to play with Kanji when it came to fighting over who got the lost Topsicle stick to eat, and since he had plenty of experience winning that, then making out with Yu should be easy as pie in comparison.
Oh, dear lord I’m so screwed, Yu thought to himself as he silently prayed to the big nosed god that resided in the sky limousine (Igor) and his two assistants (Marie and Margaret) for help during these tough times.
“Why don’t I take the lead in this? You know since this is your first time,” Yu offered with definitely no ulterior motives at all.
“Oh, so then does that mean this isn’t your first time and that you know how to kiss someone with tongue Sensei?” Teddie curiously looked back and asked.
“No, but…” Yu shyly started to look off and say.
“Then that means we both can figure it out together for the first time too!” Teddie excitedly cut the other boy off and beamed as he grabbed the other boy’s hands and held them in his own.
“I guess though then that means this is it,” Teddie continued to say in a more dramatic and serious tone this time, “This is where me and Sensei take that next giant leap in our romantic endeavors with one another where we not only combine our hearts and souls together as one, but our tongues and bodies too.”
“I don’t know if I’d phrase it like that…” Yu awkwardly responded, “but I guess it works.”
It wasn’t completely inaccurate anyway.
“Then, if we’re both ready for this…” Teddie started to hype up and say, “We should both close our eyes before we lean in so we can fully enjoy it.”
At least, that’s what all the couples on all those old romcom shows he watched with Yosuke’s mom did, which meant that he was sure that’s what they had to do in real life too because television would never lie or set false expectations about anything revolving romance!
And indulging the other boy because he was as ready as he suggested he was, Yu did exactly as the other bear said and closed his eyes before he began to lean in closer to the other bear.
But just before the two of them made contact with one another, a realization crossed Yu’s mind that caused him to speak up and say, “Wait, but didn’t you say earlier that you wanted us both to be in the bear suit while we made out? So shouldn’t you unzip your costume so I can crawl in there first before we make out with each other?”
Sure, it kind of a weird request, since he never would’ve pictured the inside of Teddie’s bear suit would end up being the first place he made out with someone, but if this was what Teddie really wanted then he wouldn’t mind going through with it.
“Oh, no! I meant I would be the only one in the bear suit,” while we made out,” Teddie clarified, “You’d be on the outside of it like you normally are while I’m in the inside of it like I normally am.”
He wanted them to be their most authentic selves while they made out for the first time, and what was more authentic then being in the skins they felt most comfortable in for such an intimate moment like this.
“But if you’re going to be the only one in the bear suit while we make out then how will we-?!” Yu started to speak up and ask before he found himself being silenced by Teddie slipping his tongue into his mouth.
Of course, Teddie hadn’t just had any normal tongue to slip in mouth. You see, because he was in his bear suit and his bear suit had a pretty big body as it was, his tongue needed to accommodate to that size in order to be proportional and all, so instead of the normal human sized tongue Yu was expecting from Teddie because he was so used to seeing him in his regular human sized proportions in his human form, he received a massive one that flooded his whole mouth instead.
Yu’s whole face turned bright red at the development, he didn’t know how on earth Teddie’s huge bear tongue was fitting in his mouth right now, since this really felt like this should be one of those jamming a cube into a round hole kind of situations that shouldn’t work no matter how hard you tried to shove it in, but here Teddie’s giant tongue was, in his mouth despite all the odds that should’ve been against it and made it impossible.
The older boy's face started to burn even more, when he felt the other bear’s tongue start to squirm around inside him. Teddie had absolutely no idea what he was doing and it showed, he was just twisting and poking his tongue in all different sorts of ways he could inside his mouth without any particular rhyme or reason. Now, he tried to do his best to help Teddie by giving him some guidance of his own on where to go by nudging his own tongue towards him, but with how tiny his tongue was compared to Teddie’s own one it ended up getting completely surrounded by the other bear’s tongue and enveloped between it.
Liking the sensation apparently, Teddie twisted his tongue even tighter around Yu’s own one to get a better feel of it.
This is it. This is how I’ll end up dying in the middle of a hot make out session with a bear, Yu dramatically internally monologued to himself, as he found himself both unconsciously encouraging Teddie with his own tongue and gripping onto his bear suit even tighter than before for protection.
It felt like Teddie was always just mere moments away from making one wrong move where he could end up accidentally licking every single organ out of his body because of how long his tongue was and yet, despite that fear he still couldn’t make himself pull away from him because he knew that deep down behind all the embarrassment he felt towards this whole thing that he secretly enjoyed this too. He enjoyed being at the mercy of the other bear’s love like this.
That might’ve made him a sick man, but love could make you do sick things, like deciding to make out with your boyfriend while he was still in his bear suit.
…
“Sensei?! Are you alright?! Are you sick?! You don’t look too good all of a sudden,” The bear worriedly asked as he leaned over to check on his boyfriend.
Once their make out session with each other had finally concluded, Yu had completely fallen over and passed out on the couch the two of them had been sitting on. And with how out of breath Yu looked right now and how flush red his face had gotten, you would’ve thought that he had just come off from running a couple miles by himself and was just trying to seek some relaxation after that. You would’ve never come to the real conclusion that he had just finished making out with his super attractive super cute boyfriend and that’s why he was so tired.
“I’m fine just… Let’s… only do that kind of thing every once in a while,” Yu responded to his boyfriend in between heavy breaths, “otherwise you really will kill me with some of your smooches one day.”
He was just a young innocent guy; his poor heart could only take so many thrills at once. That’s why, if the two of them were ever going to make out like this again, he’d need a week’s worth of mental preparation for it at least. He needed all the time he could to make room in his mouth for Teddie’s massive tongue after all.