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homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
human earthworm pr manager (don’t talk to me about the third one)
📍 middle earth
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homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
do i believe in the supernatural?
not necessarily. but do i believe
in signs? in patterns?
yes and they’re looking right at me,
why wouldn’t i spread
the word??
3:47am ∙ 15 June 2018 ∙ Twitter for Android
335 Replies 1,232 Retweets 38.6k Likes
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
i genuinely yap for the love
of the game please do not slide into
my comments trying to prove
me wrong or argue against me. i’m
willingly trapped in my own
delusions and exactly where i want
to be
11:26am ∙ 21 September 2019 ∙ Twitter for Android
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homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
not to get too silly or anything
but might post a small story
time later my beloved
fans please stay tuned
5:38pm ∙ 26 September 2019 ∙ Twitter for Android
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homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
life can be so bleak, so grey
and unfeeling then megumi uploads
a new video and everything
is bright again, my crops have been
watered, my skin is clear,
inumaki’s employed
03:16am ∙ 27 September 2019 ∙ Twitter for Android
244 Replies 1,007 Retweets 12.5k Likes
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inumaki @sush1p0wered
catching strays for no
fucking reason LEAVE ME ALONE !!!
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nobara ᯓ☆ @kugimimi
can you please stop infecting
my tl with this kind of stuff
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homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
LET ME LIVE PLSS
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yui | stan txt ! @dreamsoul
it’s such a cute vlog!!! obsessed
with how well megumi takes
care of these animals like
you can tell he really cares!
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer retweeted
megumi fushiguro @megum1fush1
sorry for the short hiatus.
new vlog up on my channel. this week,
there were quite a few dogs taken
in by the nearby shelter
so i volunteered to help out.
http/yotube.megumi-fushiguro-vlog/video/192740/ol……….
03:14am ∙ 27 September 2019 ∙ Twitter for Android
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homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
HE’S JUST SO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PLEASE… JUST
ONE CHANCE…I’LL
DO ANYTHIGN
11:52pm ∙ 27 September 2019 ∙ Twitter for Android
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nobara ᯓ☆ @kugimimi
this is kind of pathetic.
don’t make me feel bad for you.
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sasaki @ghostpost
living up to your username i see
occult club !! ⊹₊⋆
27/09/2019
0:17
sasakiiiiiii [Admin]
yuuji get off twitter i KNOW you haven’t done the maths homework due tomorrow
i’m NOT helping you out again
00:24
yuujiiiiiii
ARE YOU BEING FR RN
ITS DUE TOMORROW?? NOT NEXT WEEK?????
SASAKI NOOO (╥﹏╥)
IDK HOW TO DO THE LAST TWO
THREE
FOOUR QUESTIONS !!!!!
sasakiiiiiii [Admin]
…..
iguchiiiiiiii
isn’t the homework five questions
do all your braincells just convert to muscle in your body
yuujiiiiiii
GUYS PLEASEEEEEE’#;!@”
THERE’S MULTIPLE PARTS WTFFF
lunch will be on me tomorrow. anything from the canteen or the konbini.
iguchiiiiiii9
deal !
sasakiiiiiii [Admin]
what questions do you need help with get on call
yuujiiiiiii
SIR YES SIR
muted otherwise my grandpa will yell at me but yeah its thees questions
00:29
yuujiiiiiii
why do i need to make it negative
oooohhh thanks
have we even learnt this (╥﹏╥)
00:41
yuujiiiiiii
so if i substitute it into the x value it’ll give me the minmium
okayyyy
and i just repeat it?
01:12
yuujiiiiiii
TYSMMMM GUYS OK GNNN!!!!!!
DON’T FORGET YOUR ORDERS (ദ്ദി ๑>•̀๑)
Itadori Yuuji ✓ @yuujienergy
Track and Field athlete. Gold medallist in Asian U18 2019.
📍Sendai, Miyagi 🔗http/athleticspartnership…
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NHK WORLD-JAPAN @nhkworld.japan
Itadori Yuuji, representing
Japan at the Asian U18 Athletics
Championship 2019, has won
gold in the Decathlon event at
age 16. He has set a new youth
world record of 8742 points,
beating the previous record
of 8002 points. Read more below:
http/asian-u18-athletcis-championship-results/itadori-yuuji-decathlon-event…..
3:47pm ∙ 17 March 2019 ∙ Twitter for Android
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Itadori Yuuji ✓ @yuujienergy
Lunch for today! 🍜
[Image attached: many bowls set out
on a wooden tray, filled with rice, miso
soup, ramen and multiple side
dishes. The angle is low, showing an open door
facing a garden in the
back with sunlight streaming in.]
1:24pm ∙ 29 August 2019 ∙ Twitter for Android
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Melissa @MelissaL
Eat well, Yuuji!
translate into Japanese
Itadori Yuuji ✓ @yuujienergy
At the gym working on the core! 💪
[Image attached: Not many people are
in the gym and the fluorescent lighting
shines down on a cable machine.
Parts of it reflect to show Yuuji in bright
red, shorts and a loose
t-shirt holding up his phone.]
5:42am ∙ 19 September 2019 ∙ Twitter for Android
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inumaki @sush1p0wered
at the gym yet not a single thirst trap
are we losing our roots, yuuji, feed us
we’re so thirsty
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nobara ᯓ☆ @kugimimi
leave him alone you sick freak
team up of the century
08/04/2018
pink ita
good luck at your school! you’ll do great!!
orange kugi
worry about urself loser
thx tho
pink ita
( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ
…
21/07/2018
orange kugi
twice tickets: bit.ly/twnce/4326
come
pink ita
might be busy idk…
orange kugi
getting ALI tickets next month
pink ita
would you look at that
nothing on my schedule for the whole month
see you there!!
orange kugi
OK good
…
03/08/2018
orange kugi
will probably be busy this month
pink ita
everything good??
we still on to meet though right?
need to get your grandma’s nikujaga recipe still
she’s been keeping it a secret ever since we moved in across from you guys when i was like 5
this year im getting my hands on it
orange kugi
your desperation is oozing out of the screen stop that
it won’t be tooo bad
but the school has this summer event which can take a while
and i also got a job so i’ll just not be there much this summer
pink ita
ok cool
did you get a summer job with those friends you bought over one time??
inumaki and maki?
orange kugi
yeah actually
it’s through the school
some complicated bs
pink ita
think you might
yk…
spend more time with maki….
get closer….
orange kugi
KYS !!!
DO NOT !!!!!!
your so lucky !!! im not there !!! to hammer your face in !!!
pink ita
…
orange kugi
maybe though who knows
and you still haven’t met my actual year classmate, fushiguro
even though we were going to months ago....
pink ita
its cool!!
he’s probably nice too like your third years in person
maki, inumaki and panda
but i'm lowkey terrified of seeing in person
what if he can Tell
orange kugi
he’s obnoxious as hell, says literally nothing
but he’s not too bad
NO ONES SAID ANYTHING itll be fine
no one wants to be involved in your weird parasocial relationship anyway
pink ita
NOBARAAA AFLJKSJEIAFHL LEAVE ME ALONE
but thats kind of a glowing review
haven’t had one of those since saori
speaking of
did you manage to find her in tokyo?
orange kugi
STFUUU YK IM RIGHT
nah not yet but maybe soon
inumaki @sush1p0wered
pls don’t make me get a job
📍 ur mom 🔗http/yotube.inumaki-toge-urban-explorat……
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inumaki @sush1p0wered
stop dming me about whether
my stuff is illegal that’s for me to
know and you to never find out.
anyways new video up on channel:
https://yotube.inumakicentral….
02:31am ∙ 23 August 2019 ∙ Twitter for iPhone
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homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
where even are you man
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inumaki @sush1p0wered
shhhh a wise man never tells
his secrets
wyatt @luffynationrise
anyone else think that inumaki guy
is insane?? his whole channel is literally
hour long videos of him in the
middle of nowhere in some abandoned
middle doing parkour and shit like???
is this allowed???
4:26pm ∙ 31 August 2019 ∙ Twitter for Android
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twice comeback soon @dreamminas
FR and all the small clips we do see of
him he looks really really young
too so idk if he’s being forced
to do this…its a weird weird set up
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hannah જ⁀➴ ♡ @hannahsplanet
just saw one of his videos because his tweet
popped up on my tl and this is just
wow… i’m kind of impressed
how he doesn’t seem tired at all
even 30 mins in what’s
this kid made out of and
no one's mentioning the giant
panda?? that's just there??
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luca @LUC4H3ART
so youre saying someone’s making
a 12 year old do all that…its
probably just some publicity
thing that’ll die down
in a week come on
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inumaki @sush1p0wered
OMFG GUYS ITS NOT LIKE THAT
inumaki @sush1p0wered
it’s come to my attention
that people think im 12.
so to clarify. i am EIGHTEEN
years of age. i do these videos
for fun, no ones making
me do them. they may actually
even be discouraging me from
doing them! so leave me be!
1:19pm ∙ 2 September 2019 ∙ Twitter for iPhone
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inumaki @sush1p0wered
i am fully capable in doing
what i do some would say i’ve
even trained my whole life to
do this kind of stuff. its not
really as dangerous as you guys
are making it out to be (DON'T
DO THIS THOUGH)
inumaki @sush1p0wered
so to finish off: im not 12,
i do these videos for fun, so if
you don’t like, don’t watch
inumaki @sush1p0wered
its that fucking simple. ik people
aren't going to believe me anyway
but idgaf. thank you for coming
to my ted talk see you next
time im in the buttfuck of nowhere!
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homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
💀
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inumaki @sush1p0wered
not only people thinking
im a minor…but the audacity
of saying im 12 years old..
the humiliation created…i
couldn’t let that slide
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luca @LUC4H3ART
probably all fake anyway get a new thing
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inumaki @sush1p0wered
L + ratio + blocked + you like hisoka willingly
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m @makiwrld
toge pick up your phone
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inumaki @sush1p0wered
yes ma’am (*chuckles* i'm in danger)
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
ok so finally! the aforementioned
story time! today we will be
talking about how i found out
i had a long lost brother who may
or may not be in some sort of gang 1/?
10:06pm ∙ 30 September 2019 ∙ Twitter for Android
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homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
to give some context, i’ve
been an only child my whole life
and have lived with my grandpa
for most of said life because
my parents passed on when i
was super young (Fs in the
chat pls) . he’s never given any
indication that i had any younger
siblings, or older siblings that
had left home by the time i was a fully
conscious child 2/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
so one day, like last year, maybe
like november-ish, i’m at home
on the weekend just helping my
grandpa with chores like the good grandson i am
when there’s a knocking on the
door. surprise surprise its my
older brother but at the time me
and grandpa are like?? who’s trying
to tear our door down 3/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
before you guys fucking jump me,
this dude does not at all look related
to me. my hair isn’t black naturally and
his is and his whole build and everything
is just not similar at all to me and
grandpa. this guy is tall as hell
wearing the weirdest outfit but
still lowkey has that shit on icl. 4/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
so there i am just staring up at
this 6 foot super fit guy in confusion
wondering why he’s been banging
on the door and he just.
bursts into tears. i’m obviously
not going to kick
this guy out while he’s in some
kind of mood and my grandpa
is right behind me nudging me in
the ribs and side eyeing me asking if i
know this absolute unit of a
man. im just trying to
sit this guy down so he doesn’t
start having a panic attic 5/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
after maybe an hour, he cools
down, introduces himself with just
his name but im just going to call
him Brother with a capital B rn
due to the veeeery sensitive nature
of this situation. he immediately
springs on the fact that he’s my
brother. obviously me and gramps are like.
should we call the police we might’ve
just let in some guy in who’s really crazy. 6/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
so as my grandpa’s edging
away towards the landline because
thats the closest thing, Brother looks
up and just fucking says my
parents’ full government names and is
like. “are you their son?” 7/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
now my grandpa is locked tf in.
he comes forward and is just straight
up interrogating this guy and Brother
interrupts to say that my deceased
mother is his father. and we just
both freeze because what 8/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
so we are now both just so so
confused and pestering this guy with
questions because maybe he’s
the one thats confused here. but
this guy stands strong. now this isn’t
really an issue and if my mom was alive i’d
probably congratulate her on her
transition but the pressing question is that
i’m 110% sure she gave birth to me 9/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
to rewind, my parents had
been in an accident way back before
i was born and my grandpa had
moved in with them to just help out
and i KNOW he’s mentioned having
to run out to local stores to satisfy my
mom’s cravings and he was there
at the hospital when she gave
birth to me, carrying me in her
arms and everything 10/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
added to the fact i look like
an almost carbon copy of my dad, its
all super fishy. so i’m looking at
my grandpa and he looks back
and both of us are debating
if we should just call the
police because this guy seems
to know us personally, therefore we’re
statistically more likely to be in
danger, right? right. 11/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
and Brother trails off like he’s
realised something and just says,
“so you don’t know..”. obviously that
freaks me and gramps out more
because wtf are we supposed to know and
Brother just collapses back into his seat.
So now its an awkward. we start
edging our way to the kitchen and
Brother just shoots up and bows in apology 12/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
atp i’m just getting tired from
all the stress and ik it was probably worse
for my grandpa. so we wait to
see what he says. now Brother, who
didn’t really seem like he had
everything together,says he takes back
everything he said and that he must have
been confused from his journey.
he takes the initiative to go
to the door, one foot out the house
before me and grandpa can even make a move 13/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
Brother swears to come back
the next week with all the identification
needed and just fucking disappears
into the wind. mind you
this whole thing probably
happened in an hour max.
so now we wait and debate whether
we should have just called 119
but we just leave it because we're
all chill like that 14/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
fast forward a week later, i
come back from school and Brother
and gramps are talking in the
kitchen, cooking like there’s
no tomorrow, papers pushed
to the side. aaaand that’s the story
of how i had an older brother one day 15/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
now you may be wondering.
homotronyuu3000, why would you
think your beloved older brother
is some criminal mob boss??
he seems to be making so much
effort to get to know you if he
dedicated time to organise all his
documents to make everything
official AND IM GETTING THER E 16/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
now its been almost half a year.
i see this guy maybe a few times a
month, he brings gifts of all kinds,
begs me to call him nii-chan on our
third meeting ever (DO NOT. ASK.
i do call him that now…).
but the pressing issue is that we
know fuck all about this guy. we don’t
know where he works, where his
money is coming from since grandpa
admitted that he wasn’t giving
Brother any money. and Brother
tearfully confessed he has no one
left but us. 17/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
one day, i get home from my
school club and having picked up groceries
so its a bit later int the night.
grandpa has long gone to sleep so
i go into the kitchen to put
the stuff away and Brother
is elbow deep in the sink, scrubbing
away at some clothes that are
soggyyyy with blood 18/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
now im no expert but the smell
really gave it away and Brother just
looks at me like a deer in front of
headlights. and i just stand
there, mind fully gone from exhaustion.
so i just. start putting all
the groceries away. through this,
Brother has not moved ONCE and only seems to
relax when i wish him goodnight and
hug him in my sleep deprivation 19/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
next morning though, i do in
fact remember all that and acting on muscle
memory before just passing out
in bed. BUT I SURE AS FUCK WILL
NOT BE THE FIRST TO MENTION IT
because what would i even
say…so i go down for breakfast
but Brother just pretends like nothing's
happened and dips again
at the end of the day 20/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
now im not planning to give my
grandpa a heart attack so i keep this
shit to myself, mouth zipped. and
Brother keeps coming over like normal,
getting money from somewhere,
staying somewhere which
he hasn’t revealed to us either
and just periodically appears in the
night to wash blood soaked clothes
up 21/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
now im not saying this has to
be mob related but combining this with
the phone calls that he gets
sometimes at our dinners saying
“i can’t go on that mission
right now!” all adds together to create
a really suspicious picture 22/?
homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
at the end of the day though,
Brother seems like a geniunely good
guy and i’d like to think if
anything happened i’d be
strong enough to protect both
me and gramps (gym workouts pay
off guys i promise im build asf)
and while the evidence is lowkey stacked against
him, maybe i can let this slide just
this time....but thats my story
timeeee chat what do we think 23/23
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nobara ᯓ☆ @kugimimi
you mentioned you r brother
but never these mob allegations
WHAT ARE YOU (AND YOUR
GRANDPA WTF) THINKING CHECK DMS RN
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rin | yuri on ice movie when @ireneloops
why'd you jump to mob boss
immediately what if the guy just works at
some hospital and can only clean his
clothes at home or some kind
of researcher
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The Alpha @leaderofthep4ck
do you hear yourself though like
why would Brother have to wash his
clothes at home in the first place...
nothing adds up here
i get why op came to this conclusion ngl
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m @makiwrld
you can't be serious...you've just
been letting who you think is a serial
killer waltz around your house
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homotronyuu3000 @meg4lyfer
HE'S NOT A SERIAL KILLER I CHECKED
THE PUBLIC IMAGE RELEASES ANDPOLICE
WEBSITESAND NEWS THERE HASN'T
BEEN ANY CRAZY MURDERS
HE'S INNOCENT
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m @makiwrld
...
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takeshi’s castle @iguchi003
what the FUCK did i just read
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sasaki @ghostpost
i think you need to have a long
conversation with your grandpa and have the
emergency services on speed dial because
who the hell have you been
letting into your house for the past year
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inumaki @sush1p0wered
twin… i can’t defend this….