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there’s a saying “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”, right?
forget that for now because since last night’s stream, sasuke made us realize that sometimes there’s no one angrier than a fiancé taking care of his girl, and nothing a man won’t do to make his future wife get whatever she wants.
…even if it’s only to be consoled over a gacha game. then multiply it by ten. or a hundred to be exact. the saying now goes “hell hath no fury like sasuke uchiha and his lover boy ways.”
here’s a rundown of what happened recently:
we all remember when we made sasuke watch the spicy anniversary banner for sakura’s current favorite otome game. his weirded-out expressions when he saw the steamy trailer, his grumpy face as sakura explained the love interests and their differences, his jealous sounds behind her as she shared her stats and affinity levels. it was a great stream, one for the books, but everyone thought that was the last of it in his channel. he did mention explicitly that he won’t play the game himself.
it wasn't until this last main story update that sakura’s favorite or main, the ever-cool and handsome doctor zayne, had quite an angsty and heartbreaking turn for his main story branch. and apparently, our girl was as distraught as we were.
sasuke was setting up when he saw a comment asking about sakura’s reaction to the new update for the game, and his entire mood changed.
“look,” he started, looking intense as if he was already playing his chosen game. “last week, i came home one night and found her crying. i thought someone died.”
we can already picture it— her green eyes puffy and her cheeks flushed because of her tears, wanting to be held because that last scene was pretty brutal for all of us zayne girlies. we feel you, girl!
he continued to adjust volumes and prepare his water beside him, his eyebrows met in annoyance. “and then i learned that this game was the cause? i don’t want to ever talk about that game anymore. she was genuinely crying over it.”
| aw poor baby girl :((( hope u gave her lots of hugs! |
sasuke saw that particular comment and replied, “don’t worry, i got her. pulled some strings and called the company, too.”
at first, we thought he was just joking. he just casually blurted that out as if that’s the most natural thing to do when you see your girlfriend crying over a pixel.
but knowing sasuke, this man who mercilessly kills his friends when they play friday the 13th, we know he wasn’t kidding. so now we know that he definitely contacted the game developers after seeing his fiancée in shambles. he had the power after all, knowing how influential he is in the streaming/gaming community, and how his family practically owns a third of his country.
of course, chat flooded his comment section asking him if what he’s saying was real and what’s gonna happen now and holy shit, sasuke u did wAT??????
sasuke started to load elden ring nightreign and saw the influx of questions, “yeah, we’ll see tomorrow. if you don’t get it, that means she didn’t.” the game started, and before he focused on his game, he looked at the camera.
“and that means there’s hell to pay.”
and guess what? the devs pulled through. this morning, every player received 100 free pulls, with some crystal boxes, gold, and bottles of wishes— all essential to upgrading cards needed for the game. it was such a surprise that most players started saying thanks to the company for finally listening to our rallying cries.
but we are here to share with you all that it was all thanks to one loving fiancé, too smitten for his future wife, who made this all possible. he pulled all stops, didn’t miss an opportunity to strike, and boy did he hit hard because just this afternoon, news outlets confirmed that uchiha corporation bought shares of the company that created the game.
what that meant for us, we don’t know yet. but if we get free pulls from now on every time the writing team decides to make sakura upset and cry? sign us all up.
thank you, devs? no. thank you, sasuke you absolute king. #FianceRules!