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1. Ron Weasley and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Beltane by BB427

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   04 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger/Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger/Theodore Nott
   • Harry Potter/Theodore Nott
   • Hermione Granger
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Forest God of Beltane
   • Ron Weasley Bashing
   • Harry Potter Bashing
   • Harry Potter Being an Idiot
   • Ron Weasley Being an Idiot
   • Draco Malfoy & Theodore Nott Friendship
   • Theo is a good friend
   • Sex Pollen
   • fuck or consequences
   • Holiday: Beltane | Beltain
   • ron has the emotional range of a teaspoon
   • Pining Draco Malfoy
   • Kink Discovery
   • Praise Kink
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Cuckolding
   • Porn with minimal Plot
   • Slow Build
   • Sarcasm as Flirting
   • shortest chapters in the history of chapters
   • Sex Magic
   • Penis In Vagina Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Play

   Summary

   It's Beltane. The Golden Trio are planning their famed bank heist for the next morning, but first, Ron has a very bad idea.

   Hermione centric. Ron is bad at... everything. Not evil, but very, very incompetent. Harry is guilty by association. Draco and Theo will save her from the Dimwitted Duo's ineptitude. With competence, sarcasm, and dick.

   And remember, kudos and kind comments fuel my dark and broken soul.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   11,710

   Chapters:

   12/15

   Comments:

   25

   Kudos:

   75

   Bookmarks:

   21

   Hits:

   3,136