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1. Red, White, and Daddy Issues by MorallyGayyy, Unverified_Source (MorallyGayyy)

   Fandoms: us politics  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   08 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Donald Trump & JD Vance
   • Elon Musk/Donald Trump
   • JD Vance & Elon Musk
   • JD Vance
   • Donald Trump
   • Elon Musk
   • Kanye West
   • Trump and Elon breakup
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Divorce
   • Sad
   • JD Vance gets two christmases now
   • DURING PRIDE MONTH???
   • Our favorite couple is divorced (cries)

   Summary

   Disclaimer!
   I don’t agree with either of these individuals, this is entirely for entertainment.

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   Elon Musk and Donald Trump are America’s most chaotic and favorite couple. That was, until the Big Breakup. With legal battles over Twitter custody, nuclear codes, and the Mar-a-Lago guest list, their only son is caught in the cross fire. Is there an upside? Or will he be crushed by despair.

   As Elon tweets cryptic threats and Trump launches a new reality show called “The Real Ex-Husbands of MAGA,” JD just wants to have one nice family dinner without a fight.

   Will JD ever find a father figure who isn’t currently being investigated by the SEC?
   Only time will tell.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   964

   Chapters:

   3/10

   Comments:

   11

   Kudos:

   17

   Bookmarks:

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   Hits:

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