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"How old were you guys when you pulled the master sword?" Wind asks, bouncing on the log he was sitting on. "I was 13." Sky smiled.
"I didn't pull her, I forged her. And I was 16."
"Fuckin' 12," legend grumbled.
"9," time said simply.
"I was 17," twilight answered.
"I didn't pull her, but I was 15 when I started my journey," four explained.
"I think I was 12," Hyrule said thoughtfully. "But I'm not sure."
"20--" Wars frowned. "Or was i 21?" Wind laughed.
"Why're we calling time the old man? You're obviously the oldest!" Time shrugged.
"if we count 'oldest' by when we pulled the sword, then I'm the youngest."
"I'm not the youngest anymore!" Wind exclaimed. Everyone ignored him.
"Wait," twilight said. "What about wild?" Said person blinked.
"It depends on how you count it. If you mean the first time I pulled the master sword, then I was 7. But if you mean when my journey started, I was 16. And if you mean when I pulled her the second time, I was 17. And if you mean since I was born, then that 17 is actually 117. But if you mean mentally, the second time I was actually only about a year old." Silence. Wild smirked. "You cannot best me, mortals."