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Pezzy and his best friend Grizzy were at Pezzy’s house playing Roblox and chatting, well originally, they were supposed to be studying for their math test but who cares their teachers a bitch any way.
“Hey Pezzy, were you listening when Mr Clear said what was going to be on the test?” Grizzy turned ask Pezzy who didn’t look up from his screen.
“Hell no, I thought you would have.” Pezzy responded turning to lean on Grizzy’s shoulder.
“Bitch get the fuck off me, and when the fuck have, I ever paid attention in any class never mind math.” Grizzy said while shoving Pezzy off him.
“I don’t know man, I thought you would have paid attention because your parents said you couldn’t go to prom if you didn’t pass it.” Pezzy then proceeded to shove Grizzy back.
“Why the fuck would I care about prom?” Grizzy looked confused when he asked this.
“Well, what will the ladies do if they can’t go with your big ass to prom.” Pezzy joked with a smile.
“Ewww, fuck no if I end up being able to go, I’m going to sneak drink and vibe in the corner.” At this Pezzy’s smile turned into laughter which Grizzy soon joined in with. After the laughter subsided Pezzy said.
“Honestly same, with my search for a potential date coming up dry.” Pezzy sighed throwing his full body wait back onto Grizzy which he then again got shoved off for.
“I can see why if you keep using them as fucking human mattresses.” Grizzy responded with a smile of his own.
They continued to play games and chat when they heard music start blasting outside his bedroom window. As Pezzy and Grizzy stumbled to the window they saw one of Grizzys friends from Art, Puffer, outside the window holding a clearly hand made sign which said in big pink letters GO TO PROM WITH THIS MAN PEZZY with a big arrow pointing to a boy in Pezzy’s Spanish class, Droid, who was currently singing a very pitchy version “Marry You” by Bruno Mars with a speaker on his shoulder while pointing at Pezzy through the window. At the sight of this Grizzy nearly falls to the floor with how hard he’s laughing, while Pezzy’s stood there turning bright red not sure whether or not he should be more embarrassed or flattered by what’s going on outside his window. Grizzy nearly regains his composure when through the window they spot Pezzy’s dad run out the door with Pezzy’s old baseball bat and chase the two boys away. As they run away Droid turns his head over his shoulder and yells.
“Will you go to prom with me!” To which Pezzy responds with two thumbs up and all he can here down the street is Droid yelling.
“Wooohooo!” Before Grizzy just dies of laughter again.
Once he calms down Grizzy turns to him and asks.
“So, are you seriously going to go with him?”
“Yeah, I think I am.” Pezzy says with a smile that hurts his face.