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Baby J: yo B whatup i got some deets
Sage Berwyn: Please use the official code phrase when contacting me.
Baby J: dint be like that B this is srs
Sage Berwyn: Any further messages without the code phrase will result in the destruction of this method of contact.
Baby J: Dead rabbits are weird fuzzy rodents on mushrooms
Sage Berwyn: They have every eagle and red tailed hawk.
Baby J: i still dont get wtf tht means
Sage Berwyn: That is because you failed to pass your Navarran language courses. What intelligence have you gathered?
Baby J: sorengail bonded a ftehrtail and my dragon
Sage Berwyn: You have bonded a dragon? Excellent news. Your progression is noted.
Baby J: no sorengail bonded a frethrtali. 2 dargons
Baby J: 2 dragons. feather tail
Sage Berwyn: Contact me again when you have a list of all the signets that manifest in your year.
Baby J: SORENGIAL BONDED 2 DRAGONS N ONE SI A FEATHER TAIL
Sage Berwyn has notifications turned off.
Baby J: i get no respct around here
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J MF’in BLow: u up
CareBear: no
J Mf’in BLow: baaaabe
CareBear: I’m studying go bug someone else
J Mf’in BLow: istg i will draw from th earth if u dont answer ur door in 10 sec
CareBear: look I appreciate you helping me bond Gleann but I need to finish this
J MF’in BLow: we need 2 finish iykwim 😏
J MF’in BLow: cmon just a quick bjjjj
J MF’in BLow: aw ffs
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Baby J: yo is it bad if i use ven powers on someone
Sage Berwyn: DO NOT REFER TO YOUR POWERS BY NAME. Please use the official code phrase when contacting me.
Baby J: OMG BERRY BE FKN FOR REAL
Baby J: Dead rodents all wear furry red orange moccasins
Sage Berwyn: Ten heads each, entrails are ripped to harvest.
Baby J: ur so fkn creepy dude
Sage Berwyn: Who did you use your power on? What happened?
Baby J: sorengil pissed me off n i pained her in a sparing match. she tried to poison me the lil mfer
Sage Berwyn: Do not use your powers on anyone else unless you kill them. Do not contact me again unless it is an emergency.
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JackAttack: u up
ScribeMindRiderHeart: How in the fuck did you get this number?
JackAttack: did u get my present
ScribeMindRiderHeart: You mean the dead flowers, you absolute fucking incel? Delete my number.
JackAttack: u liked it
ScribeMindRiderHeart has blocked this number.
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Baby J: EMERGENCY
Sage Berwyn: Please use the official code phrase when contacting me.
Baby J: IM UNDER A FKJN MOUTNAIN HELP
Sage Berwyn: Please use the official code phrase when contacting me.
Baby J: FUCK THE CODE I AM UNDER A FUCKING MOUNTAIN BERWYN
Sage Berwyn: Please use the official code phrase when contacting me. Any further messages without the code phrase will result in the destruction of this method of contact.
Baby J: D R A W F R O M
Baby J: oh huh i get the code now
Sage Berwyn: Twenty heavy elephants each are riding the hart.
Baby J: sorengail is a fuckin lightning welder
Sage Berwyn: Are you certain?
Baby J: im txtin from under a fkn mountain rn B istg if u dont come get me out right now im gonna kill u
Sage Berwyn: I will send an agent to retrieve you.
Baby J: ty, ily 🫶🏻
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