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JackLiiiiiives: BERRY
JackLiiiiiives: BRO
JackLiiiiiives: im stuck in the fkn infrimry and they kno im vn
Sage Berwyn: Please use the official code phrase when contacting me.
JackLiiiiiiives: fuckssaaaaake im in fkn danger!! do u want me xposed???
JackLiiiiiiives: Death rates are wicked, freezing rain o meter
Sage Berwyn: Twelve hateful eager energy advocates repeat the heist.
JackLiiiiiiives: THEY NO IM VNN man im panicing what do i do
Sage Berwyn: I have agents inside. I will ensure they seed the idea of attempting to “cure” you to Basgiath leadership.
JackLiiiiiiives: how th fk does that help me? i dont need a cure. there gonna kill me
Sage Berwyn: If they think they can cure you, they will keep you alive. Convince them that you want to change.
JackLiiiiiiives: ugh fine
JackLiiiiiiives: im not vry good at playin nice tho bro i like hurting ppl and evry1 knos it
JackLiiiiiiives: dude u ther
Sage Berwyn has notifications turned off.
JackLiiiiiiives: mfer
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JackLiiiiiiives: i hate the agent u sent to basgaith
JackLiiiiiiives: godsdmit - Daramor rocks and women fuck rite off man
Sage Berwyn: Towers have every expectation about raven tree hierarchies.
JackLiiiiiiives: i hate hiim bro. hes the worst
Sage Berwyn: Our agent should not be contacting you directly. Secrecy and plausible deniability must be preserved. I will look into this.
JackLiiiiiives: cn u get me out the infrimary
Sage Berwyn: They still have not released you?
JackLiiiiiives: bro its been mONTHS
JackLiiiiiives: im dyin of health
Sage Berwyn: I will send in our agent.
JackLiiiiiives: thank fuk, ur the best Berry ily 🫶
JackLiiiiiives: wait no i hate him dont send him
Sage Berwyn has notifications turned off.
JackLiiiiiives: FDUCK
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Sage Berwyn: Dread reason and withering festering rot of malice.
JackLiiiiiives: wut
Sage Berwyn: Please use the official code phrase when contacting me.
JackLiiiiiives: Damn rocks all will fall right on me
Sage Berwyn: That is not how the code phrase works. If I initiate, you must use the secondary code phrase.
JackLiiiiiives: ur a sage not an initiate. im the inititate
Sage Berwyn: That is not how—fucking hell, Barlowe.
JackLiiiiiives: yes i am in fkn hell, get me out
Sage Berwyn: You should be released soon. Our agent confirmed to me that Basgiath leadership are convinced of your repentance.
JackLiiiiiives: ur agent is the worst istg. such a slimeblal
JackLiiiiiives: n that’s comin from ME bro
Sage Berwyn has notifications turned off.
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J MF’in BLow: u up
CareBear: yea
J MF’in BLow: knock knock
CareBear: who’s there?
J MF’in BLow: wna cum
CareBear: wanna cum who? 😏😈
J MF’in BLow: wna cum bust me outta th infirmrary
CareBear: gods damn it Jack you suck at sexting
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JacksBackMFers: I LIIIIIIIVE
Sage Berwyn: Please use the official code phrase when contacting me.
JacksBackMFers: i AM LONELY BERRY
Sage Berwyn: Please use the official code phrase when contacting me.
JacksBackMFers: fuck
JacksBackMFers: Days run all weird for reals or meals
Sage Berwyn: The healthy entity ever advances, rending the heart.
JacksBackMFers: hav u ever had a good day in ur life?
Sage Berwyn: Why are you contacting me?
JacksBackMFers: just lettin u no that im out, im real, and im ready 2 kill
Sage Berwyn: I have not given you an assassination assignment.
JacksBackMFers: im just sayin im ready when u r
Sage Berwyn: Do not contact me unless it is an emergency.
Sage Berwyn has notifications turned off.
JacksBackMFers: cn i kill sorengail yet
Sage Berwyn: Under no circumstances may you kill Violet Sorrengail. She is invaluable to our cause.
JacksBackMFers: thougt u had notifs turnd off bro
JacksBackMFers: u ignoring me??
Sage Berwyn: This is your last warning. Violet Sorrengail must be kept alive. Do not contact me again unless it is an emergency.
JacksBackMFers: ur no fun at fkn all
Sage Berwyn has notifications turned off.
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Jack-in-the-Sack: hey sexy
ScribeMindRiderHeart: How the fuck do you keep getting this number? I have it encoded.
Jack-in-the-Sack: mysterious ways
Jack-in-the-Sack: ur welcome 4 savin ur life
ScribeMindRiderHeart: Why did you do that?
Jack-in-the-Sack: todl u, i owed u 4 giving me a 2nd chance at life
ScribeMindRiderHeart: I don’t trust you.
Jack-in-the-Sack: ily2
ScribeMindRiderHeart: Jack, maybe you’ve changed, I don’t know, but we are not friends just because you didn’t let me fall.
Jack-in-the-Sack: ur cute when ur mad
ScribeMindRiderHeart: Please don’t text me again.
Jack-in-the-Sack: wat if i want to?
ScribeMindRiderHeart has blocked this number.
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Jack MF'in BLow: totally got sorengial eatin out the palm of my hand
CareBear: um, why are you telling me this?
Jack MF'in BLow: fuck sry wrong chat
CareBear: wait what the fuck do you mean?
Jack MF'in BLow: its nothin babe ily
CareBear: why the hell do you suddenly care so much about Sorrengail?
Jack MF'in BLow: babe my phone just autocorrected istg
CareBear: you're like obsessed with her. I'm so over this.
Jack MF'in BLow: babe BABE ur overreatin
CareBear: are you seriously fucking calling me fat right now???
Jack MF'in BLow: OVERREACTING
CareBear: after all the shit I went through keeping you company and getting you out. Unfuckingbelievable
CareBear has updated their name to C. Ashton.
C. Ashton: see you in physics, asshole.
Jack MF'in BLow: I MENT OVER REACTING NOT OVEREATING
Jack MF'in BLow: BABE
Jack MF'in BLow: gd it
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