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Group " Everyone I Know " has been renamed to " The Leftovers Until I Get Back "
Sloane: When does quest squad get back???????
Ridoc: Sloane, stop being horny on main.
Sloane: Shit is this a group
Imogen: Ridoc, how do you have service?? Also what??
Ridoc: I paid extra bc my fans need me.
Imogen: Your onlyFans maybe.
Ridoc: Is that a compliment? Should I start an OF????????? Siri start me an OnlyFans account.
Imogen: You're insufferable.
Tyvon: He's very very sufferable 💋
Ridoc: See! Tyvon thinks I should start an OnlyFans!
Imogen: Tyvon would be your Only Fan.
Sloane: SO WHEN ARE YOU GETTING BACK????? TOMORROW?
Bodhi: No. Logistically impossible, they're in the fcking isles *like I told you 75 times already!
Sloane: 😱 I forgot you were on this chat.
Bodhi: You forgot I knew Ridoc?
Ridoc: I know Bodhi! I know Bodhi INTIMATELY!
Sloane: Tonight can you give your phone to delete that start new chat with Ridoc Fuck don't
Imogen: Are you talking to text? Are you 50?
Sloane: Fuck you.
Ridoc: Hmmmmm. Why would I give my phone to anyone else at NIGHT? Whomstever could you have been about to ask for?
Rhiannon: Tell Dain to pay extra. Idk wtf I'm supposed to be doing without a wingleader.
Tara: Me 😘
Sloane: If he does give me his nu,bner.
Imogen: Do you always talk to text? Is that the first time you've ever typed? Are you 60? WHY DO YOU NEED DAIN'S NUMBER.
Sloane: Physics help.
Imogen: Yeah that's worth the money for the wing GPA tbh. good luck to him.
Ridoc: Wait but @Sloane who did you want me to give my phone to so you could sext them? Is it Aaric???
Ridoc: Don't leave me on read! I'm bored!!!
Imogen: P sure she hit it and quit it on threshing.
Ridoc: 😮 👑
Rhiannon: A true 4th wing tradition, right @Sawyer?
Sawyer: Hey, I had a good time.
Sawyer: Sorry muted this. Am in 17 Ridoc group chats.
Ridoc: So nbd if I get with Aaric???
Tyvon: Only if you share when you get back.
Sawyer: Scrolling up. Don't see @Sloane denying the sexting. Who else is there that's not you or Xaden LOL
Ridoc: OH a guessing game! Ummmmm.
Bodhi: This is the part where I mute. Ping me in one of the 17 others if you guess and then delete everything bc Sloane is still 8 years old to me 🤮
This is your conversation with SMAIRI!
Ridoc: Sloane is it Garrick?! I won't tell Imogen but also I won't give him the phone.
Sloane: No.
Ridoc: Thank Zihnal she would kill us all. Well fuck Zihnal but yk
The Leftovers Until I Get Back
Ridoc: Maybe a flier?
Sawyer: Did Trager go? I think he was fucking Cat tho
Ridoc: Not Trager 💀
Kai: WHAT wait is that a "so funny bc you don't want to mess with Cat" skull or ……
Ridoc: Uh. The second one. Only one so far though so 🤞
Sawyer: So are we still guessing or???
Sawyer: Is it Maren? Sloane are you into girls
Sloane: No
Ridoc: She lives! I thought maybe you died but of embarrassment not an arrow
Ridoc: Sorry @Kai btw
Tyvon: Is the hot piratey one there?
Tara: OH! Drake?!?
Rhiannon: OK yeah I see it. V piratey and mysterious.
Ridoc: First a prince, now a pirate, live those fairy tales!
Ridoc: But is he also into guys?
Kai: No :(
Ridoc: Get it Sloane, he's fine. OK I'll give him the phone at bedtime but only if he promises not to delete anything 😏
Sloane: wait what