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1. What Sucker Buys It by calzones

   Fandoms: Kevin Can Fuck Himself (TV 2021)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   13 Jun 2025

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   • Allison McRoberts/Patty O'Connor
   • Patty O'Connor/Tammy Ridgeway
   • Allison McRoberts
   • Tammy Ridgeway
   • Patty O'Connor
   • the texting fic nobody asked for
   • mostly fluff with a dash of angst
   • if patty and allison were going to text too much i imagine this is how it would go

   Summary

   Nobody can pretend it isn't happening: Patty and Allison talk too much. They text too much. They're not even friends, and yet... here Patty is, in the middle of the day, scrolling back through old text conversations on her phone like some sort of addict, and sending EMOJIS for chrissakes.

   If this isn't the end of the world, she doesn't know what the hell is. The worst part is that everyone else can see it happening too.

   (Patty's POV)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,369

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   13

   Kudos:

   44

   Bookmarks:

   6

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