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wet hot love {johnny splash x reader one-shot collection!}

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Chapter 1: run, johnny run!

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“Oh, Gorgeous..!”
You could recognize that adorable, sing-songs southern accent from miles away, and yet Johnny Splash still manages to make a fool out of you.

You feel something reach for your hand, and suddenly you’re being twirled to meet his playful gaze.

“Ah, there they are! And they’ve even flashed a darlin’ little smile, just for me..!- That smile o’ yours… is just for me, right..? Don’t get me wrong, I’m more than comfortable sharin’ your sweet, sweet lovin’ all over the house, but I gotta know which smiles are just for me.”

It’s involuntary for you to giggle at his words. Johnny had a funny way of speaking, but you couldn’t help but adore it. You never quite understood the whole “Elvis Craze” until he charmed his way into your heart, “Yes, Johnny. I’m smiling just for you right now.”

You don’t get much time to react before Johnny pulls you into a short embrace, and twirls you around once more out of excitement, “Oh, that’s lovely, Gorgeous! You always know how to make a shower feel real special, don’t you..?”

“Johnny!” A man with an alluring energy calls out from just upstairs, “Are you coming out to sing or not..? Assuming ‘Bobby Spigotvalve’s the name and crooner love’s my game (Pssst! It’s actually me, Johnny Splash again! Sorry, Mama told me not to lie, but this is the last time, I promise! This one’s real special!) (oh by the way don’t read the ‘Johnny Splash’ part aloud this time. Don’t worry, I won’t fault you for the previous night)’ is you?”

A slight panic flashes over Johnny’s eyes, as he quickly lets go of you, before realizing he’d almost forgotten to give you a kiss goodbye, “Sorry, Gorgeous, duty calls! I’ll see you again tomorrow mornin’, uh huh huh?”

He presses his lips to yours firmly enough to send those high school butterflies down your stomach once more, “See ya, Gorgeous!”

And with that, Johnny’s running up the stairs and yelling for them to keep the door open.
Your gaze softens as you watch him go. Yep, that’s the man you fell in love with. And you can’t wait to see him tomorrow morning once more.