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|Bet gala baddies (fri 16.37)|
*Y_Kawamoto created Bet gala baddies*
*Y_Kawamoto added Mary.dvs, Adebayoo, and breadguy*
Y_Kawamoto: whos excited for the gala tmorrow??
breadguy: not me.
breadguy: thanks to you
Y_Kawamoto: aw don't say that mike you'll never know maybe you'll have fun
Adebayoo: I doubt that Dori is straight crazy
Mary.dvs: I'm excited.
Mary.dvs: I think. Or scared? Idk
Y_Kawamoto: you still haven't told us who your mystery date is 👁
Mary.dvs: tf is that bill cipher ahh emoji
Mary.dvs: you'll see.. if I don't get stood up
breadguy: girl u always hating
Adebayoo: lmao
Y_Kawamoto: ..Well, wanna see my dress?
Mary.dvs: yes.
Adebayoo: lmao Mary
Mary.dvs: oh like you're not drooling thinking about her in a dress
Adebayoo: okay damn
breadguy: Ryan catching strays.. per usual
Y_Kawamoto: *attachment: Yumeko in gala dress*
Adebayoo: hooo
Mary.dvs: hoe ❓️
Adebayoo: wow Yumeko
Adebayoo: you look phenomenal
Adebayoo: like damnn
Mary.dvs: okay loverboy calm down
Adebayoo: ur jealous cuz ur not taking her to the gala
Mary.dvs: bitch as if
Mary.dvs: my date is gorgeous too tf
Y_Kawamoto: ohh it's a girl??
Mary.dvs: no its a surprise
Adebayoo: guys can be gorgeous too
breadguy: yeah like me
Adebayoo: exactly
Adebayoo: wait no
Mary.dvs: LMAO its okay Ryan love is love ❤️
|Council (fri 17.40)|
KTimurov: Big plans tomorrow..
Dori.tos: so ominous
It'sSuki💋: yes mama !
Chadlington: wait ur alive!?
Runa_gaming: Chad....
Dori.tos: j ignore him he's stupid
Chadlington: hey!
KTimurov: I can't believe Yumeko is going with that sad excuse of a man
Runa_gaming: right.. 🤨
KTimurov: this reveal will be good, its important to keep control over the publics reactions. We'll make sure Suki wins gala queen
Chadlington: suki r u gonna make rex gala king when you win??
It'sSuki💋: no why would I do that
Runa_gaming: yeah he's dumb never mind him
Chadlington: but he is kinda your date
It'sSuki💋: no Chad he's my pet
It'sSuki💋: speaking of dates..
Dori.tos: I'm going with Micheal.
Dori.tos: y know, sexy Micheal
Dori.tos: I'm real excited 🔪🔪
It'sSuki💋: that's.. not the emoji most people use to show they're excited
Dori.tos: what? Knives make me excited
Dori.tos: and Micheal.
Dori.tos: down there iykwim
It'sSuki💋: gross
Chadlington: I couldn't decide whether to take Emma, Brit or Maddie so I'm just going alone
Runa_gaming: you ever drown in so much pussy that you become bitchless??
Chadlington: yeah its really difficult
It'sSuki💋: wtf
KTimurov: what about you, Riri?
terminator: what about me?
KTimurov: aren't you taking anyone?
Dori.tos: no why would she do that
Chadlington: yeah definitely no
terminator: actually, I am.
Chadlington: WHAY
Chadlington: WHAT
Chadlington: oh who is youu
terminator: ?
Dori.tos: YOU're going to the gala with someone??
Dori.tos: that's gotta be some sort of recession indicator
KTimurov: why are you all acting so surprised? She can do what she wants.
Runa_gaming: it just feels more likely that YOU would bring someone before her
KTimurov: I go alone not because I don't have anyone to take, but to send a message. That I'm unreachable.
Runa_gaming: so u wanna take someone 👀
KTimurov: that's not what I said.
Runa_gaming: interesting..
Chadlington: very interesting..
KTimurov: you're unbearable.
|Bet gala baddies (sat 19.07)|
Adebayoo: I still can't believe Suki isn't dead
Mary.dvs: SUKI ISNT DEAD?
Adebayoo: girl where were you
Mary.dvs: oh you know..
Y_Kawamoto: with Riri? I saw you guys leaving ✂️✂️
Mary.dvs: Yumeko omg
breadguy: you're gay??
Mary.dvs: Micheal...
Mary.dvs: guys why aren't you freaking out or smth SUKI IS ALIVE
Mary.dvs: the bitch we all thought was dead IS ALIVE
Adebayoo: oh trust we freaked out
Y_Kawamoto: yes we were all doing the freaking out while you were doing... Riri probably
Mary.dvs: Yumeko oh my god
Adebayoo: yep I'm bleaching my eyes
breadguy: Ryan don't be homophobic
Adebayoo: I'm not?? Some of my best friends are gay
breadguy: bestfriend = Yumeko
breadguy: bestfriend = Mary
Mary.dvs: Lmao
Y_Kawamoto: he's not wrong
Adebayoo: Yumeko???
Y_Kawamoto: what? I'm bi
Mary.dvs: hell yeah
Adebayoo: shut it you have your own girl
breadguy: hey Mary
Mary.dvs: yeah?
breadguy: so why does Riri wear that mask
breadguy: does she have like a really ugly scar?
Adebayoo: or is she half robot and hiding a voice box or something in there
Mary.dvs: wtf no??
Mary.dvs: also its not one mask she has like two dozen
Mary.dvs: she said its something about her dad idk I didn't dig too deep
Mary.dvs: not exactly first date material
Adebayoo: mm tru
|Bet gala baddies (mon 20.26)|
Y_Kawamoto: so how are you guys doing??
Mary.dvs: how are WE doing ? Babe you almost died
Y_Kawamoto: aw I'm okay now 💕
Adebayoo: Mary how would Riri feel if she saw you calling another girl babe
Mary.dvs: chill dude I call a lot of my friends that
Mary.dvs: well the girls at least
breadguy: I was just about to say that
Mary.dvs: id rather eat glass than call you babe actually
Adebayoo: damn really feeling the love 💔
Mary.dvs: shut up virgin
Adebayoo: omg let me live
Y_Kawamoto: you two ever notice that you're like bestfriends now?
Mary.dvs: eww
Adebayoo: nah I don't make friends with bullies
Mary.dvs: I do ! Bullying is fun
breadguy: sometimes you just say something and I remember you were on the student council
Mary.dvs: okay you don't need to remind me
Y_Kawamoto: it's okay Mary! We'll both get on the council before this year ends! I believe in us
Mary.dvs: girl you belive in miracles
Mary.dvs: it's good tho someone needs to keep the optimism up
|Council (mon 20.37)|
Dori.tos: oh so Kira goes around shooting people with a bow and IM the crazy one??
terminator: be careful with your words.
Dori.tos: sorry Riri please don't shoot me or stab me or break my neck
Chadlington: could she do that??
KTimurov: yes.
KTimurov: and I do admit that I acted a bit too impulsively
Chadlington: yeah its a good thing you didn't actually kill Yumeko
KTimurov: oh I wasn't aiming for her.
Runa_gaming: of course you weren't 👀
KTimurov: what's that supposed to mean?
Runa_gaming: it means that gay runs in the family
Chadlington: ohh
KTimurov: you guys are very comfortable today. How about logging off and doing some actual work?
Dori.tos: damn okay
|KTimurov-terminator (mon 20.47)|
KTimurov: you never told me how your date with Mary went
terminator: oh
KTimurov: well?? I know you ordered lobster, did you take your mask off as well?
terminator: yes.
KTimurov: Riri stop texting like a guy it's annoying
terminator: sorry
KTimurov: okay you know what, how about you come to my room and brush my hair?
KTimurov: you can tell me about your date then.
terminator: fine, I'm coming.
|Bet gala baddies (fri 18.51)|
Mary.dvs: ow ow ouch my finger
Y_Kawamoto: you did amazing Mary ❣️
Mary.dvs: what's that fuck ass heart
Mary.dvs: reminding me of the blood spilling from my finger
Mary.dvs: now that I mentioned it,, ouch ow my finger
Y_Kawamoto: lmaoo
Mary.dvs: 💔
|Bet gala baddies (sun 15.07)|
Y_Kawamoto: Maryy where are you??
Y_Kawamoto: Kira and I are partners now
Y_Kawamoto: were gonna work together!!
Adebayoo: I can't belive I lost my girl to some psycho with blue lipstick
Mary.dvs: you can't argue that the lipstick doesn't look good on her
breadguy: also Yumeko was never yours??
Adebayoo: damn let a guy dream
Y_Kawamoto: her lipstick does look good !
Y_Kawamoto: tastes good too
Mary.dvs: HUH
Adebayoo: WHAT
Adebayoo: no one talk to me I'm tryin to cope
breadguy: wow and i thought Mary was fast
Y_Kawamoto: relax guys it was to poison her
breadguy: right all's fine then
Mary.dvs: poison?? Is that why you two were acting weird like that?
Mary.dvs: damn and I thought you smoked sum in the bathroom
Y_Kawamoto: no we were actually close to dying 🙏
Adebayoo: I urgently need a therapist
Mary.dvs: felt
Y_Kawamoto: I need revenge
breadguy: yeah we know
breadguy: so like you guys wanna hang out this summer?
breadguy: I'm kinda bored at home yknow now that my dad's like dead
Adebayoo: omg mine too twins
Y_Kawamoto: I was gonna say triplets but mine might be alive...
Mary.dvs: damn anyway my parents are happily married
Adebayoo: oh shut it your parents can't buy you new clothes
Mary.dvs: uncalled for???
Adebayoo: didn't you rent that dress for the Bet gala?
Mary.dvs: HOW do you know that??
Y_Kawamoto: Mary you should've told me I'd have bought it for you!
Mary.dvs: that's sweet but no thank you
Mary.dvs: I probably won't wear a dress for a good five years
Y_Kawamoto: whyy
Mary.dvs: just, no where to wear one
breadguy: you could wear one when you guys come to mine
breadguy: you'll come right? Guys my dad just died don't leave me alone
Y_Kawamoto: I know someone that wouldn't want to leave you alone..
breadguy: uh
|Council (mon 21.03)|
Dori.tos: so guys i just noticed something..
Runa_gaming: ?
Dori.tos: should we add Yumeko and Mary to the group chat?? Cuz they're in the council now
Chadlington: oh yeah
Runa_gaming: yeah no that makes sense
KTimurov: Why not? I'm sure no one would object to that. Right, Riri?
terminator: Very funny.
Dori.tos: why would Riri object? Cuz she doesn't like new people? I mean Mary did use to be in the chat so
KTimurov: I'm sure she wouldn't mind having Mary back here.
terminator: shut up Kira
Runa_gaming: wow what
It'sSuki💋: the balls to tell mother herself to shut up.. unbelievable
Dori.tos: suki stop kissing ass challenge
It'sSuki💋: okay rude
Runa_gaming: so guys I'm going ahead
*Runa_gaming added Mary.dvs and Y_Kawamoto*
Y_Kawamoto: hi everyone!!
Dori.tos: where does this joy and whimsy come from
Chadlington: for real
KTimurov: welcome Yumeko
Y_Kawamoto: hi partner !!
Runa_gaming: 👩❤️💋👩
Dori.tos: loll
KTimurov: Mary's not online?
Y_Kawamoto: she's catching up with family, why?
KTimurov: no reason.
Runa_gaming: y do you keep bringing her up?? You wanna bang Mary too🤨🤨
terminator: what?
KTimurov: NO ew
It'sSuki💋: too? Who else is on your radar Kira?
Y_Kawamoto: ohh juicy
KTimurov: Yumeko..
It'sSuki💋: YUMEKO'S ON YOUR RADAR??
KTimurov: what? No.
KTimurov: I mean, Yumeko shut up, suki shut up even more
Runa_gaming: right that's very interesting.. you know june's just around the corner..
KTimurov: what does that have to do with anything?
It'sSuki💋: mother..
KTimurov: ?
terminator: June's pride.
Dori.tos: RIRI?
Runa_gaming: guys I've been telling you 😭
It'sSuki💋: the gaydar on you how
Runa_gaming: I just be connecting dots
KTimurov: I mean she took a girl to the gala the dots really should be connecting themselves
Chadlington: guys are we dumb
Dori.tos: you are.
Dori.tos: wait who'd you take to Bet gala??
terminator: Mary.
Chadlington: MARY?
Chadlington: you're gay for Mary??
KTimurov: Riri just turned her phone off.
Y_Kawamoto: so this is the very elite student council..
KTimurov: we're usually better than this.
KTimurov: well, some of us..
Y_Kawamoto: cute
Runa_gaming: so I think Kira's phone is off too now
|Council (tue 01.06)|
Mary.dvs: student council gc🚬 haven't heard that name in a while 🚬🚬
terminator: it's late, you should sleep.
Mary.dvs: look who's talking
terminator: I couldn't sleep.
Mary.dvs: Hmm.. want me to tell you a bed time story?
terminator: sure.
Mary.dvs: i'll call you.
|Council (tue 09.41)|
Dori.tos: oh what happened here
It'sSuki💋: and I thought I was gay
Runa_gaming: well happy pride to you too ❤️
terminator: ...
Dori.tos: that silence isn't as intimidating when you're not looking at us with your piercing green eyes
Mary.dvs: what about her eyes??
Dori.tos: oh hi Mary
Y_Kawamoto: Kira remember what your dad said about visiting you this summer?
KTimurov: yes?
Y_Kawamoto: i think it'd be a good opportunity to do what we planned
Y_Kawamoto: you know, a good starting point
KTimurov: hmm.. maybe
Runa_gaming: what did you plan 🤨
Dori.tos: gay sex??
KTimurov: murder, actually.
Y_Kawamoto: but who knows? 😊
KTimurov: ?
Mary.dvs: Yumeko do you have something to share with the class
Y_Kawamoto: I'm an opportunist !
Chadlington: oh I see
Chadlington: so when I fuck the homies goodnight I'm gay but when Yumeko does it she's an opportunist
Dori.tos: society
Mary.dvs: oh please she can be both
Mary.dvs: and so can you Chad
Runa_gaming: for this pride month we're expecting more men on men sex from you 😍
Chadlington: oh wow this is a lot of pressure I'll try to do my best
Chadlington: wonder if Ryan would be up for it 🤔
Mary.dvs: LMAOOO
|Bet gala baddies (tue 09.52)|
Mary.dvs: *attachment: Council group chat screenshot*
Mary.dvs: Ryann
Adebayoo: oh hell no
Mary.dvs: what why
breadguy: Ryan don't be homophobic 🙃
Adebayoo: I DONT WANNA FUCK CHAD??
Mary.dvs: oh wow I see how it is
Mary.dvs: Yumeko be careful Ryan might try to run you over cuz you like girls btw
Y_Kawamoto: Ryan I can't belive you 😔
Y_Kawamoto: I thought we were friends
Adebayoo: y know what I'm actually finding new friends
Mary.dvs: good luck with that
Mary.dvs: you'll need it.
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|Council (thu 14.03)|
KTimurov: I thought about your offer, Yumeko
Dori.tos: damn you've been thinking for two days ?
KTimurov: My father holds a small annual get together in summers
KTimurov: it's in two weeks.
Y_Kawamoto: that's great!
Mary.dvs: yk this could be a private conversation but whatever
It'sSuki💋: Kira likes an audience
Dori.tos: kinky
KTimurov: I lose braincells around you.
KTimurov: anyway, I was thinking you could come with Riri and I.
KTimurov: to do the thing we planned.
Runa_gaming: thing we = lesbian planned = sex
Mary.dvs: damn without me 💔🥀
terminator: you should come too.
Y_Kawamoto: yes! Like girls trip!
Y_Kawamoto: it'll be so fun!!
Chadlington: yeah no remember you're gonna kill people
KTimurov: Yes.
Y_Kawamoto: girls trip!!
Chadlington: I'm scared of you
It'sSuki💋: honey you should be
Chadlington: are you flirting?
Chadlington: cuz you're not my type but I have a duty to do yk
It'sSuki💋: Never imply that you'll have sex with me out of duty.
It'sSuki💋: also eww
Mary.dvs: first rejected by Ryan now Suki
Chadlington: it's always the people you trust the most that betray you the worst
Chadlington: wait when did Ryan reject me?
Mary.dvs: lmao don't worry about it
|Bet gala baddies (thu 20.22)|
Y_Kawamoto: Micheal come with us to girls trip 😊
breadguy: Yumeko I hate to tell you this but
breadguy: I'm a guy
Mary.dvs: whatt no way 😐
Y_Kawamoto: it's fine you're one of the girls
breadguy: aww thanks
Y_Kawamoto: we're going to Kira's mansion no 4 in Santorini in two weeks
breadguy: oh no thanks then
Mary.dvs: why??
breadguy: "Kira" "mansion" "santorini"
Y_Kawamoto: what's wrong with Kira??
Mary.dvs: tfs wrong with a mansion
Adebayoo: nah what's wrong with Santorini?
breadguy: Kira is crazy, i don't like mansions and santorini is ABOUT TO EXPLODE
Adebayoo: WHAT
Adebayoo: yumeko don't go on this trip its not worth it
Mary.dvs: it's WHAT
Y_Kawamoto: no guys I looked it up we'll be fine
Y_Kawamoto: it's just ash rains and small stuff like that
Y_Kawamoto: maybe one tiny active volcano
Mary.dvs: volcano???
Y_Kawamoto: I mean maybe we could throw Mr. Timurov in there ? 😊
Mary.dvs: now that you say that...
Adebayoo: you guys are crazy you're going to die
Mary.dvs: nah we'll be fine
Mary.dvs: probably :)
Mary.dvs: u should go with us actually
Adebayoo: hell no
Y_Kawamoto: it would be fun!!
Adebayoo: okay I will
breadguy: loll
Mary.dvs: LMFAO Ryan she won't let you hit just accept it
Adebayoo: wow.
|Council (wed 22.47)|
Y_Kawamoto: oh Kira btw the boys are coming with us 😊
KTimurov: Excuse me?
Dori.tos: uh oh
KTimurov: Boys are coming to girls trip?
Y_Kawamoto: Kira we killed the poor guys dad he's lonely
KTimurov: oh I'm fine with Michael. Why Adebayo?
Mary.dvs: lmao drag himm
It'sSuki💋: love when she hates ❤️
Chadlington: it's giving mother
Dori.tos: Chad??
Chadlington: what? I'm trying to up my gay
|Y_Kawamoto-KTimurov (wed 22.58)|
Y_Kawamoto: Kira what do you have against Ryan?
KTimurov: what do you mean?
Y_Kawamoto: I mean he's my friend but you obviously don't like him
Y_Kawamoto: and I do want him to come but I'll just tell him not to if it makes you uncomfortable
KTimurov: What are you talking about Yumeko?
KTimurov: of course he doesn't make me uncomfortable.
Y_Kawamoto: you sure?
KTimurov: yes
KTimurov: let him come, it'll almost be like charity
|Council (sun 15.16)|
Dori.tos: one day left till I see bea ❤️🔥❤️🔥
KTimurov: ?
Dori.tos: oh I decided since mikey is coming that I should too
Dori.tos: he needs someone to be with him through the hard times
Dori.tos: you know, he's half orphan now
Dori.tos: on his dad's side
KTimurov: I know. I did that.
*Y_Kawamoto created Girls trib!!*
*Y_Kawamoto added Mary.dvs, KTimurov, and 4 more users*
|Girls trib!! (mon 12.33)|
Mary.dvs: Yumeko I think there's a typo in the gc name
Y_Kawamoto: wdym?
Y_Kawamoto: ohh
Y_Kawamoto: eh its fine
Mary.dvs: freaky??
Dori.tos: MIKEY
breadguy: oh no
Dori.tos: are u excited to see me 😈😈😈🔪🔪
KTimurov: Dori put those knives away
Dori.tos: mb 😈😈😈📦📦
breadguy: I'm excited to spend time with my friends
Dori.tos: he so wants me
Mary.dvs: the level of delusion I want fr
Y_Kawamoto: but you don't need delusion you already have a girlfriend
terminator: what girlfriend?
Mary.dvs: she means you baby
terminator: oh, okay then.
Adebayoo: ohh soft launch
breadguy: the launch was launched weeks ago I fear
Mary.dvs: no tf it wasn't? We're not even official yet.
Mary.dvs: speaking of, why aren't we official, Riri?
terminator: uh
terminator: I wanted to ask you that on a date
KTimurov: cute
terminator: 😠
Dori.tos: yeah no it has no effect over text
Dori.tos: gotta see those gorgeous gorgeous eyes 🙏💔
Mary.dvs: Dori I'm in your walls.
KTimurov: good to see you get along so well. You guys have 40 minutes to come before the jet takes off by the way.
Mary.dvs: Forty minutes??
Y_Kawamoto: we're on our way!!
Mary.dvs: speak for yourself I haven't left my house
Mary.dvs: gps says 45 mins with the sub why do you live at satans ass crack??
Dori.tos: sub like the sandwich??
Dori.tos: or sub like mikey?
breadguy: EXCUSE ME?
|terminator-Mary.dvs (mon 12.40)|
terminator: send me your location.
terminator: I'll pick you up.
Mary.dvs: aww that's sweet
terminator: only for you.
Mary.dvs: *attachment: location*
Mary.dvs: my knight in shinning mask
Mary.dvs: knight on a white Mercedes
Mary.dvs: or whatever rich people drive
Mary.dvs: <3
terminator: 🖤
|Girls trib!! (mon 12.43)|
KTimurov: why is Riri running?
KTimurov: are those the keys to dad's car??
terminator: he doesn't need to know.
|Council (mon 15.11)|
Runa_gaming: is it just me or is it quiet here??
Chadlington: lowkey quiet without the rest of the council
Runa_gaming: their death was so unnecessary 🥀
Chadlington: sometimes I can still hear their voices..
Mary.dvs: guys we're still here
Runa_gaming: it's so heartbreaking 💔
Chadlington: that heart looks like Mary's finger actually
Chadlington: ykow cuz it's cut in half or something
Runa_gaming: LMAO CHAD
Mary.dvs: ouch?? Outta pocket???
terminator: choose your next words carefully, Chadwick White.
Runa_gaming: ohh not the government name..
Mary.dvs: CHADWICK??
Chadlington: shut up nine fingers
Mary.dvs: guys it didn't cut through the bone I still have ten fingers wtf
terminator: thankfully that old guillotine wasn't very sharp and you still have all your fingers.
KTimurov: of course you would be thankful.
terminator: ??
Chadlington: help did Kira just call Riri a 🚬got??
Runa_gaming: during pride too I can't belive it
Runa_gaming: she's out for blood
It'sSuki💋: she's telling it like it is
Runa_gaming: girl where have YOU been??
It'sSuki💋: I have things to do
It'sSuki💋: unlike some of you..
Chadlington: damn
Runa_gaming: not Suki calling us unemployed 😔
|Council (mon 17.46)|
Mary.dvs: finally landed 😮💨
Y_Kawamoto: you were very calm for your first time flying 😊😊
Mary.dvs: thanks Yumeko
terminator: first time?
Mary.dvs: ..yeah I never got out of the country before
Dori.tos: of course u haven't broke ass
Chadlington: Dori??
Mary.dvs: oh sure let's make fun of the middle class girl who almost LOST HER FINGER
It'sSuki💋: why does your finger get brought up in every conversation?
Mary.dvs: why does your foundation not match your shade?
Runa_gaming: OH
Chadlington: daymmm
Y_Kawamoto: that was so rude Mary!!
Y_Kawamoto: I support you btw I meant that in a good way
Mary.dvs: lmao
It'sSuki💋: I
It'sSuki💋: you little
terminator: That's enough.
Mary.dvs: yeah tell em babe 🗣
KTimurov: Yumeko come inside
KTimurov: the others too.
Runa_gaming: Kira: I like all of my friends equally Yumeko and (looks at note) the others
KTimurov: Don't talk too much Runa.
Runa_gaming: this is a free country!!
Runa_gaming: well at least free to me I'm white
Mary.dvs: facts actually
Y_Kawamoto: so I saw the notif of kira's text and definitely got the wrong idea..
Mary.dvs: HELLO??
Y_Kawamoto: let's go inside 😊
|Bet gala baddies (tue 14.23)|
Mary.dvs: hey Michael
breadguy: what's up?
Mary.dvs: what's going on with Dori?
Mary.dvs: I mean besides the regular issues
breadguy: ... I don't know what you're talking about
Adebayoo: yeah bro she's freaking me out
Mary.dvs: she's been like this since we landed
Mary.dvs: like i know she's crazy but I'm still kinda worried
breadguy: I'll talk to her..
|Girls trib!! (tue 14.32)|
Dori.tos: WHO WANTS TO DO SHOTS❓️❓️
Mary.dvs: you're in a better mood 🤨
Dori.tos: mikey talked to me 🤤
Adebayoo: right..
Y_Kawamoto: I want to do shots !!
KTimurov: you can't.
Y_Kawamoto: why not?? 🥺
Mary.dvs: Yumeko's a bottom??
KTimurov: We have work to do. You need to be in your right mind.
Y_Kawamoto: your dad isn’t even here yet
KTimurov: yes.
KTimurov: which gives us the perfect time to strategize.
Y_Kawamoto: that makes sense..
Y_Kawamoto: I guess..
Y_Kawamoto: you guys go ahead then !! We'll catch up w you later !
Mary.dvs: okay ✂️
Mary.dvs: sorry outo correct
Mary.dvs: okay 👍
Dori.tos: lmao
Notes:
In the show, they don't mention a mansion in Santorini btw I made that up :)
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|Girls trib!! (tue 21.14)|
Mary.dvs: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
terminator: you already drank too much, Mary.
Mary.dvs: U drank more than me and you're finee
Adebayoo: yeah but she's Russian
breadguy: and you're small
breadguy: small people get drunk faster
Adebayoo: bro where are you
breadguy: uhh
breadguy: I'm at an undisclosed location
KTimurov: he's hiding in the closet.
Mary.dvs: Noo u can come out Micheal we support you!!
breadguy: 🤦♂️
Dori.tos: WHICH CLOSET?
Dori.tos: I'm coming to you Mikey!!
Adebayoo: nah this is actually scary a bit
Mary.dvs: like at what point do we file a restraining order?
|Bet gala baddies (tue 21.16)|
breadguy: guys I know you're looking out for me but
breadguy: wasn't that kind of rude?
breadguy: idk maybe I'm thinking too much
breadguy: Dori is crazy but she isn't all that bad
Adebayoo: I mean she has stabbed people before..
Mary.dvs: yeah she tried to stab my hand once
Adebayoo: girl why are your limbs always in danger
Mary.dvs: idek 😔🥀
|Council (tue 21.24)|
Mary.dvs: Yumeko come here Ryan's doing just dance!!
Mary.dvs: didn't know boy got moves like that damn
Mary.dvs: opp wrong gc
Chadlington: wow
Chadlington: so this is what you do without us
Runa_gaming: r u sad u don't get to see Ryan dance 🤨
Mary.dvs: Lmao clock him Runa
Chadlington: wait is it hot?
Chadlington: send a video
Mary.dvs: *attachment: 30 second video of Ryan dancing to Timber*
Y_Kawamoto: Ryan is a very good dancer!
Y_Kawamoto: remember the gala?
Mary.dvs: oh yeah I remember !
Mary.dvs: because I was definitely there
Mary.dvs: and not anywhere else
terminator: ...
Runa_gaming: 📸📸
Y_Kawamoto: wanna do just dance with me Kira?? 😊😊
KTimurov: Sure. For this once.
Mary.dvs: WHAT
It'sSuki💋: WHAT
Chadlington: Mary keep filming
KTimurov: Film this and not even my sister can save you.
terminator: she doesn't mean that.
It'sSuki💋: oh she does.
Mary.dvs: yeah no baby I'm choosing life ❤️
Chadlington: pussy
Mary.dvs: I gotta put me first 💔
It'sSuki💋: I'm surprised you didn't make a you are what you eat joke
Mary.dvs: oh shit I should've done that
Mary.dvs: I can't belive I missed it
Mary.dvs: Chad call me a pussy again
Chadlington: no u lost your chance
Mary.dvs: asshole
Chadlington: you are what you eat
Chadlington: NO wait
Mary.dvs: LMAOOO
Runa_gaming: HAHAHA
|Girls trib!! (tue 23.09)|
KTimurov: Have all the fun you can have tonight. Father will be here tomorrow morning.
Mary.dvs: damn you made him sound like an eldritch horror creature
Mary.dvs: talking bout some "father will be here"
terminator: it's not too far off..
Mary.dvs: yeah no that was spot on he is an eldritch horror creature for sure
Y_Kawamoto: that's why we're throwing him into the volcano !! 😊
Mary.dvs: THAT'S the plan you guys worked on for like ten hours??
KTimurov: no. That's yumeko's fantasy.
Mary.dvs: you would know about her fantasies..
KTimurov: Excuse me?
Mary.dvs: u heard me
KTimurov: Riri keep your girl in control.
Mary.dvs: hot
terminator: oh?
KTimurov: Gross.
Adebayoo: right, ignoring everything that just happened.. Mike and I were thinking of going to the pool?
Y_Kawamoto: ohh fun!! I'll come too
Mary.dvs: won't we be like freezing in there? It's night time
KTimurov: are you stupid?
terminator: Kira.
KTimurov: .. It has a heat pump. It heats up the water.
Mary.dvs: ahh
|Girls trib!! (wed 08.15)|
Adebayoo: sooo.. Nice weather we're having today
Mary.dvs: yeah you know the traffic's so light today
breadguy: I saw an icterine warbler just now 🙂
Adebayoo: a what?
Mary.dvs: who?
breadguy: it's a bird guys..
KTimurov: stop acting weird. It's not like you've never met father before.
Mary.dvs: he's just got that evil energy
Dori.tos: like a cartoon villain
Y_Kawamoto: well 😊
Y_Kawamoto: he won't have it for long !
Mary.dvs: oh yeah what are you guys gonna do?
KTimurov: He's here with four other people from his circles, you guys will keep them busy while Yumeko and I get father alone.
Mary.dvs: wow Kira thank you for telling us in advance! And not an hour before you go commit ur crime!
KTimurov: You'll live.
Adebayoo: uh what then?
Y_Kawamoto: I have a special drink :) it's some stuff used in antidepressants but a more concentrated version. If they do a blood test they'll think he ODd.
Dori.tos: shiit
Adebayoo: I'm so happy you're my friend.
Y_Kawamoto: aww me too
|Girls trib!! (wed 09.23)|
Y_Kawamoto: this is our chance guys!!
Y_Kawamoto: Mr. Timurov invited me to a one on one game
Y_Kawamoto: Kira will be the dealer! Wish us luck!!
Mary.dvs: good luck!.. with the killing..
Adebayoo: this makes me feel kinda bad man
KTimurov: too bad.
KTimurov: Riri, I trust you to escort father's associates out before they notice he's gone.
terminator: okay.
|Council (wed 09.53)|
Runa_gaming: I feel a disturbance in the air..
Dori.tos: okay yoda
Mary.dvs: Runa u might be a witch or sumth
Mary.dvs: Yumeko and Kira are taking too long..
Runa_gaming: they're finally fucking!???
Mary.dvs: wtf no?
Runa_gaming: oh..
Chadlington: day = ruined 💔
terminator: they were supposed to be done in ten minutes.
Mary.dvs: why are THEY doing it anyway aren't you the murder expert?
terminator: Mary..
Mary.dvs: shit I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that
Mary.dvs: I mean you're just better at it
Mary.dvs: cuz you're better at everything yknow cuz you're awesome
Dori.tos: girl calm down
Mary.dvs: not YOUR ass telling ME to calm down
Mary.dvs: at least I'm not making Riri eat pictures of myself
terminator: what?
Dori.tos: don't kink shame me 😡
|Girls trib!! (wed 10.01)|
KTimurov: shit shit shit shit shit shit
terminator: ?
KTimurov: fuck we fucked up
KTimurov: Mary there needs to be an antidote in Yumeko's luggage
KTimurov: find it. Hurry.
Mary.dvs: you don't wanna kill ur dad??
KTimurov: she drank it. He must've switched the glasses. I'm gonna kill him.
Adebayoo: SHE WHAT
Mary.dvs: ohh shit
KTimurov: fucking hurry!
Mary.dvs: okay okay! Jesus..
|Council (wed 10.52)|
Chadlington: so hey guys how's it going 😀
KTimurov: Terrible. But it could be worse.
Y_Kawamoto: he's alive. How could it be worse?? ☹️
KTimurov: at least you're better now.
Mary.dvs: 🌈🌈🌈
Y_Kawamoto: aww🥰
Runa_gaming: 👁👁
Chadlington: wait what happened to Yumeko?
It'sSuki💋: he's alive?
Chadlington: hey Suki!
It'sSuki💋: Hi?
Chadlington: I feel like I never see you
It'sSuki💋: I'm a busy bitch.
Mary.dvs: obsessed with the way yall keep refusing to private message
It'sSuki💋: shut it hobbit.
Mary.dvs: girl you do not wanna do this with me
Mary.dvs: remember how it ended last time?
It'sSuki💋: ...
Mary.dvs: yeah that's what I thought.
KTimurov: We somehow failed to kill my father and Yumeko almost died. He's definitely onto us now. We should leave before he manages to get the upper hand, this is his house after all.
Y_Kawamoto: aw but we just came here
KTimurov: it's not safe. We'll try again later. Much later.
Mary.dvs: damn I went to brooding city and everyone knew you there
KTimurov: sometimes you just type nonsense, don't you?
Mary.dvs: okay mayor of broodville leave me alone
|Girls trib!! (wed 11.49)|
Adebayoo: I can't belive we're leaving so early..
breadguy: at least we made some good memories, right guys?
Dori.tos: oh we sure did 😈
Mary.dvs: like the closet where you hid from Dori ❤️
Dori.tos: 😍
Adebayoo: or the time Kira threatened to skin us 🙏
Mary.dvs: lmao when was that?
Adebayoo: when she did just dance?
Mary.dvs: yeah I don't remember much I was way too drunk
Y_Kawamoto: that night was so fun !!
KTimurov: it had some bearable moments.
Y_Kawamoto: don't lie Kira I know you had fun too 😊
KTimurov: I'm not saying anything.
|terminator-Mary.dvs (wed 12.04)|
terminator: I would like to take you out today.
terminator: on a date.
Mary.dvs: aww of course baby <3
Mary.dvs: when are we going out? Should i dress fancy?
terminator: in an hour maybe? Whenever you want.
terminator: and you look beautiful in everything you wear.
terminator: but yes, you can dress fancy. If you want to.
Mary.dvs: okay!! Prepare to be mesmerised 🙏
|Bet gala baddies (wed 18.01)|
breadguy: you guys wanna do like a sleepover?
breadguy: just us four you know, for the last day here.
Y_Kawamoto: that's such a cute idea Micheal!
Adebayoo: bro is a cutie ong
Adebayoo: bro made of sugar spice and everything nice
breadguy: aw thanks I think
breadguy: btw where is Mary?
Adebayoo: idk man
Adebayoo: she keeps disappearing 🥀
Y_Kawamoto: like my parents
breadguy: !!
Adebayoo: Yumeko NO 😭
Mary.dvs: oh hey guys 🙂
Mary.dvs: I'm down for a sleepover 👍
Y_Kawamoto: where are you Mary?
Mary.dvs: 🙂
Mary.dvs: I'm with Riri.
breadguy: getting some 🍆
Mary.dvs: MICHEAL?? 😨
Adebayoo: dih??
breadguy: no its a strap its purple
Mary.dvs: who has Dori turned you into??
Y_Kawamoto: curious that Mike knows so much about straps..🤔
Adebayoo: lmaoo
Notes:
The plot thickens.. for like two minutes..
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|Council (wed 23.27)|
Dori.tos: Yumeko Mary let me innn
Mary.dvs: nope.
Dori.tos: 😡🔫🔫🔫
Mary.dvs: girl those guns r pointing towards you
Dori.tos: 😡😡😡
It'sSuki💋: why is Dori shooting herself?
Dori.tos: they won't let me in to their sleepover
It'sSuki💋: oh wow how could they. 😐
Y_Kawamoto: sorry Dori but it's just us four
Mary.dvs: yeah the bet gala baddies
Dori.tos: you weren't even there tf
Chadlington: no she was
Chadlington: for like three minutes
Chadlington: before she up up and gaywayed with Riri
terminator: she what?
Mary.dvs: point is, it's just us. No Dori.
Dori.tos: fine. 😡
Dori.tos: Kira we should have our own sleepover and not let them in
KTimurov: No, i don't want to.
Chadlington: LMAO
It'sSuki💋: speak mama!
|Mary.dvs-terminator (thu 00.18)|
Mary.dvs: hey Riri
Mary.dvs: i know it's late but,, i j wanted to thank you for today
terminator: you don't need to thank me for anything.
Mary.dvs: just accept the thanks idiot
Mary.dvs: I know i've had my tongue in your mouth before but im happy i can finally call you my girlfriend
terminator: you've had more than your tongue in my mouth.
terminator: ...im happy too.
|Council (thu 10.23)|
Mary.dvs: well this was it
Mary.dvs: Goodbye free drinks and big ass pool
Mary.dvs: welcome summer job at McDonald's..
It'sSuki💋: you're coming back so soon?
Chadlington: why
KTimurov: I don't think father would like having us around after we tried to kill him.
KTimurov: and I definitely don't like having him around us.
Y_Kawamoto: me neither.
Y_Kawamoto: but keep your spirits up Kira! We'll succeed next time!
KTimurov: I fucking hope.
terminator: :(
Chadlington: damn u guys don't seem very happy huh
It'sSuki💋: maybe you should stay? Don't bring all that bad energy back with you.
Mary.dvs: nah its just Kira
Mary.dvs: I feel soo 🔥🔥🔥
KTimurov: 🧯🧯❗️
Mary.dvs: awhh 💨💨💨
terminator: you're adorable.
Runa_gaming: okay homotron 4000
terminator: ?
Chadlington: wow another classic hit from Runa
|Girls trib!! (thu 11.19)|
Mary.dvs: @Y_Kawamoto @KTimurov
Mary.dvs: so we're all in the jet waiting for you two
breadguy: where did they go to?
Adebayoo: real like its been twenty minutes
Y_Kawamoto: 20 more minutes
Mary.dvs: ?
breadguy: where did you guys go?
Mary.dvs: what are you guys doing?
Dori.tos: ✂️✂️??
Mary.dvs: HUH
Mary.dvs: yumeko answer !
Adebayoo: oh my god..
Mary.dvs: yep. They're fucking.
breadguy: well 😃 wanna play werewolf while we wait?
|Bet gala baddies (thu 16.19)|
Adebayoo: home sweet home!
Mary.dvs: we got off the jet like 10 mins ago how are u home already
Adebayoo: I'm fast boii
Mary.dvs: right. Don't say that ever again.
Y_Kawamoto: I'm about to arrive! What about you Mary?
Mary.dvs: in the sub. This bitch ass baby is crying next to me.
breadguy: that is what they do.
breadguy: I'm close too btw
breadguy: if anyone was wondering
Mary.dvs: I'm sure Dori is
breadguy: 😔
Mary.dvs: soo Yumeko
Y_Kawamoto: yeah? 😊
Mary.dvs: what took you and Kira so long this morning?
Y_Kawamoto: oh uh..
Y_Kawamoto: let's just say.. her lipstick didn't just stain these lips 👄
Mary.dvs: oh eww
Mary.dvs: good for you.
Y_Kawamoto: I didn't want her to leave in a bad mood like that!
Mary.dvs: and of course the only solution to that problem was lesbian sex
Y_Kawamoto: things just.. escalated
Adebayoo: so you really did..
Adebayoo: it wasn't like a nightmare i had..?
Y_Kawamoto: why would that be a nightmare 🤔
Mary.dvs: ignore him the nurse dropped him when he was born
Y_Kawamoto: oh no! That's not good
breadguy: really?
Adebayoo: wtf no that didn't happen
Mary.dvs: uh yes it did that's why you have that weird dent on your head
Adebayoo: I HAVE A DENT ON MY HEAD??
Adebayoo: wait how can you even see that from all the way down there??
breadguy: whaaat
Mary.dvs: Ryan I will take ur kneecaps
Adebayoo: if you can even reach them lol
Mary.dvs: .. I will bite ur ankles
Adebayoo: so scary
|Council (thu 23.17)|
KTimurov: I can't belive the idiots over at twitter banned me.
Dori.tos: isn't it called x now?
KTimurov: x is a terrible name. I don't like calling it that.
Chadlington: why'd u get banned ??
KTimurov: for saying faggot...
Mary.dvs: twitters kinda dumb. Literal pedos on there and they ban people reclaiming slurs used against them
KTimurov: oh I wasn't trying to reclaim it. I was hate criming a twink.
Mary.dvs: Oh !
Chadlington: LMAO
Y_Kawamoto: I didn't know you had twitter, Kira! What's your @? I wanna follow you😊
KTimurov: no.
Y_Kawamoto: aww☹️
Mary.dvs: Kira u made ur girlfriend sad!
KTimurov: what the fuck Davis? She's not my girlfriend
Runa_gaming: sure Jan.
Chadlington: runa how do you just appear whenever something gay happens??
Runa_gaming: advanced gaydar lmao
KTimurov: I use twitter to get intel on others. No one should know it's me.
Mary.dvs: okay stalker
KTimurov: brave words coming from someone who is very comfortable oversharing on the Internet.
Mary.dvs: wait Kira no
Mary.dvs: brb I'm privating my account real quick
KTimurov: a little too late. Wonder what Riri would think about your opinions on the adjudicator🤔
Mary.dvs: no u saw my thirst tweets 😰
Mary.dvs: Goodbye world 😔🔫
terminator: thirst? Who is she talking about?
Dori.tos: lmao
Chadlington: okay mask kink I see you
Mary.dvs: nooo
Runa_gaming: "no babe the mask stays on"
terminator: ??
|terminator-Mary.dvs (thu 23.23)|
terminator: Mary what are they talking about?
terminator: who is this adjudicator person?
Mary.dvs: it's just a fictional character Riri
Mary.dvs: don't listen to them u know they only share half a braincell
terminator: That's true.
terminator: so you like my mask?
Mary.dvs: whaaat.
Mary.dvs: no ☻️
terminator: right..
Mary.dvs: that being said, if you wanted to keep it on while i go down on you I wouldn't refuse that..
Mary.dvs: omg who said thaaat 😲
Mary.dvs: wasn't me must've been the wind...
terminator: oh
|Bet gala baddies (fri 09.04)|
Adebayoo: Morning!! Rise and grind people!!
Mary.dvs: tf??
Mary.dvs: u not the one with the 9 to 5 bro what u grinding??
Y_Kawamoto: I'm grinding!
Y_Kawamoto: with Kira!
Adebayoo: oh my god...
Mary.dvs: yeah no my eyes did not need to see that so early in the morning
Y_Kawamoto: ??
Y_Kawamoto: OH
Y_Kawamoto: not like that guys jesus
Y_Kawamoto: get your minds off the gutter
Mary.dvs: sorry lol
Y_Kawamoto: I was on the phone with Kira last night
Mary.dvs: late night phone calls with bae ❤️
Y_Kawamoto: Mary!
Y_Kawamoto: if we really want to succeed with the plan, we need to work harder.
Adebayoo: I mean it's only you guys's plan actually..
Mary.dvs: but we support you!
Adebayoo: hopefully from afar 🙏
Mary.dvs: I mean Arkadi left some pretty bad trauma on Riri
Mary.dvs: I would like to see him die 🙂
Y_Kawamoto: that's the spirit!
Y_Kawamoto: but unfortunately we're still workshopping a better plan
Y_Kawamoto: so no death.. for now
breadguy: morning guys!!
breadguy: oh 😃
Mary.dvs: lmao g morning dude
Adebayoo: mornin bro
Y_Kawamoto: good morning Micheal!
Adebayoo: hey u know what I noticed
Adebayoo: neither of you said good morning to MY text.. but you said to Micheal's
Mary.dvs: yeah cuz we like him more
Y_Kawamoto: Mary! That's so mean!
Mary.dvs: nah he's used to it <3
breadguy: I think that's how Mary shows her love
Adebayoo: damn thanks ig
|Bet gala baddies (fri 13.36)|
Adebayoo: driving past a McDonald's rn
Adebayoo: reminded me of u
Adebayoo: @Mary.dvs
Mary.dvs: aww u thought of me??
Mary.dvs: aww
Mary.dvs: 🤮
Adebayoo: ❤️
breadguy: she's a lesbian, he's (not?) a gay man, and their marriage will change your perception of love
Mary.dvs: Lmaoo
Adebayoo: delete that question mark bro I'm straight fr 😔
Mary.dvs: it's fine Ryan j don't rub it in our face
breadguy: yeah just don't do it in front of kids
Y_Kawamoto: you guys are bullying Ryan again?
Mary.dvs: yeah wanna join?
Adebayoo: oh come on
Y_Kawamoto: sorry, I'm meeting up with Kira in a min
Y_Kawamoto: you guys have fun tho 😊
Mary.dvs: okay gay
Mary.dvs: I mean girl
Mary.dvs: wait Ryan where are you even driving to?
Adebayoo: tennis!
Mary.dvs: ? With who?
Adebayoo: I have other friends too dude
Mary.dvs: really.
Adebayoo: yeah no I'm going w my cousins
breadguy: send me the location man!
breadguy: I love tennis!
Adebayoo: oh word?
Adebayoo: alr bro
Adebayoo: *attachment: location*
Mary.dvs: damn not you two living out your Challengers bromance and I'm over here serving fries 😔😔
Adebayoo: lmao go cry
breadguy: what's challengers?
Mary.dvs: it's like
Mary.dvs: Zendaya and two twinks
Mary.dvs: they play tennis or smth idk I just stared at Zendaya during the whole thing
Adebayoo: careful
Adebayoo: don't let Riri hear that
Mary.dvs: nah Riri loves Zendaya
Mary.dvs: honestly she might have a thing for light skins idk
Adebayoo: loll
Notes:
We're nearing the end. Also I wonder if anyone actually pays attention to the dates and time cause I do a lot of mental gymnastics over those :)
Chapter 5
Notes:
Sorry for the small delay I'm at my uncle's village there's lots to do :)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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|Bet gala baddies (fri 17.55)|
breadguy: we wonn😎😎
breadguy: *attachment: Micheal and Ryan in a tennis court, holding up their rackets in a victory pose*
Adebayoo: yeah babyyy
Y_Kawamoto: congrats !!
Mary.dvs: yeah good job ig
Adebayoo: damn dude don't sound too excited 😐
Mary.dvs: nah congrats fr I'm just annoyed rn
Y_Kawamoto: what happened ☹️
Mary.dvs: the sub's under maintenance or something
Mary.dvs: I had to take the bus
Mary.dvs: almost threw hands with this old lady
Mary.dvs: then she tried to set me up with her grandson
Adebayoo: Lol
Mary.dvs: shut up Ryan this is a tragic story
breadguy: Mary ❤️ sub
Mary.dvs: frr
Mary.dvs: I miss my baby..
Adebayoo: Riri?
Mary.dvs: no the subway
Adebayoo: 💀
|Council (sat 01.26)|
Runa_gaming: the mayonnaise man
Chadlington: help I'm shaking is this real
Dori.tos: will schools be cancelled??
Chadlington: should we hire strippers?
Dori.tos: omg Chad..
Runa_gaming: u guys are awake too 😲?
Dori.tos: second night away from Mikey 👹 can't sleep wo him
Runa_gaming: girl just turn on the cameras in his room
Chadlington: 😨
Dori.tos: HOW DO YOU KNOW
Runa_gaming: they call me...
Runa_gaming: the night stalker 😈
Chadlington: ooooh
KTimurov: no one calls you that.
KTimurov: go to sleep you three.
Chadlington: okay mom 😴
Dori.tos: but you're awake too😡
Runa_gaming: what kept u up?
Runa_gaming: or should I say who?
Runa_gaming: 👀
|Council (sat 14.34)|
Chadlington: wait so who is the mayonnaise man?
It'sSuki💋: ??
Runa_gaming: oh don't worry about him 😃
It'sSuki💋: you're so cryptic
It'sSuki💋: it's fine tho
It'sSuki💋: I like whatever's wrong with you
Runa_gaming: aww thanks Suki!
Chadlington: how come you've never said anything that nice to me??
It'sSuki💋: hmm think.
Chadlington: ???
Mary.dvs: lmao
Chadlington: suki ur so rude i think I'm gonna cry
It'sSuki💋: sure go for it
It'sSuki💋: it's hot when men cry
Chadlington: oh 😳
Dori.tos: I agree with Suki 😈
Dori.tos: I love pathetic men 😍
Mary.dvs: oh well I'm logging out then
Chadlington: yeah log out lesbian
terminator: Chad.
Chadlington: I mean no don't gooo
Chadlington: you're so funny and cool!!
Mary.dvs: that's right.
Mary.dvs: thank you honey <3
terminator: anytime.
Runa_gaming: Chad why are u even scared of Riri rn?
Runa_gaming: She's like an hour away from u she can't hurt u
Chadlington: I feel like she can just teleport to my house
Chadlington: like endermen
Runa_gaming: oh yeah that makes sense actually
Mary.dvs: now that I'm thinking about it, she does give enderman a little bit
Mary.dvs: tall dark and handsome vibes yk
Dori.tos: and if she makes eye contact with you you're fucked
terminator: is this a good thing?
Mary.dvs: I mean there are a lot of people that wanna fuck endermen
Chadlington: a lot of people = me
Runa_gaming: Chad 🤣
Dori.tos: facebook ahh emoji
Runa_gaming: 😠
|Council (sat 18.21)|
Y_Kawamoto: what's a good film to watch?
Mary.dvs: depends
Mary.dvs: who are you watching with??
Y_Kawamoto: Kira 🥰
Runa_gaming: oh so you'll be "watching" it
Y_Kawamoto: are you trying to imply something 🤨
Y_Kawamoto: because I don't need an excuse to sleep with Kira
It'sSuki💋: GIRL WHAT
Runa_gaming: I'm like strangely proud I think I might cry or something
Chadlington: oh woww
Chadlington: also I like labyrinth
Mary.dvs: of course u do bisexual
Dori.tos: okay fruit on fruit hate
Chadlington: my dream threesome is me Sarah and Jareth 😍
Dori.tos: heard
Mary.dvs: I'm ngl goblin king is not allat
Chadlington: how could you say that??
Y_Kawamoto: I didn't like him much either tbh
Chadlington: okay what
Chadlington: at least Mary is a lesbian what could possibly be your excuse
Y_Kawamoto: I like pretty boys
Y_Kawamoto: that man looks like he doesn't bathe
Mary.dvs: lmao
Chadlington: well...
terminator: how about I, Tonya? Kira has been wanting to watch it.
Y_Kawamoto: really?
terminator: she likes ice skating.
Y_Kawamoto: okay! thanks Riri !!
Mary.dvs: ooh Margot Robbie
Chadlington: she's hot
Mary.dvs: ikr
terminator: ...
Mary.dvs: aww you're way hotter baby don't worry
terminator: okay..
Chadlington: isn't there anyone you think is hot, Riri?
terminator: why?
Chadlington: nada
Chadlington: just curious
terminator: no.
Dori.tos: fr?
Mary.dvs: there must be SOMEONE you find attractive
terminator: there's you?
Y_Kawamoto: aww
Mary.dvs: I mean besides me baby
Runa_gaming: I can't belive Riri is Marysexual
Mary.dvs: what about like Zendaya?
terminator: she's alright I suppose.
Dori.tos: girl how old are you
Dori.tos: "alright I suppose"
Dori.tos: okay grandma
Mary.dvs: wtf Dori?
KTimurov: Speak properly with my sister.
KTimurov: and, yumeko, you know you could have just asked me, right?
Y_Kawamoto: I wanted to get some public opinions 😊
|Council (sun 12.57)|
Runa_gaming: @KTimurov @Y_Kawamoto
Runa_gaming: I just noticed u guys have kinda matching user names
Runa_gaming: gay af
KTimurov: why don't you ever say anything of substance?
Y_Kawamoto: aww I never noticed that
Y_Kawamoto: that's cute
It'sSuki💋: two types of people.
Chadlington: wow its like fate
Dori.tos: 😍
Runa_gaming: also u know what I thought of?
KTimurov: please stop thinking.
Runa_gaming: relax this isn't about you
Runa_gaming: I can't belive Riri chose terminator as her user
Dori.tos: does this mean she has a sense of humour??
Chadlington: or self awareness yk
KTimurov: she didn't pick that name. I did.
Runa_gaming: lmao rlly?
Dori.tos: wait does this mean YOU have a sense of humour ?
KTimurov: why on earth would I not?
Dori.tos: I've never seen you laugh
KTimurov: that's because none of you are funny.
Y_Kawamoto: I've seen her laugh ! It's very cute
KTimurov: shut up Yumeko.
Runa_gaming: loll
It'sSuki💋: Hi divas ! just letting you know it's legal now ❤️
Runa_gaming: LMFAO
|Girls trib!! (sun 13.23)|
Dori.tos: wow guys remember this group ?🥀
Mary.dvs: I mean
Mary.dvs: considering we messaged here only last thursday
Mary.dvs: I would say most of us would remember it
Dori.tos: I WoUld sAy mOsT oF Us wOuLd rEmeMbEr iT
Dori.tos: that was me making fun of you btw
Mary.dvs: yeah thanks for the clarification 🙏
terminator: Dorothy.
Dori.tos: hey girl 👋
Adebayoo: damn girls trip u will be missed
Mary.dvs: trib actually ☝️
Mary.dvs: hey Ryan
Adebayoo: what
Mary.dvs: yk whenever I read ur name I read it as Adeba yoo 🤙
Mary.dvs: is that intentional or??
Adebayoo: nah man it's cuz adebayo was taken 😔
Mary.dvs: I get that
Mary.dvs: lots of Mary Davises too
Adebayoo: but only one you ❤️
Mary.dvs: aww 🤮
Dori.tos: you two have a weird relationship
terminator: friendship.
Dori.tos: lmao mb
|Girls trib!! (sun 13.29)|
breadguy: oh yeah we haven't used this group in a while
Dori.tos: mikey 😍😍
Mary.dvs: omg why are u always chronically late
breadguy: 🥀🥀
|Mary.dvs-terminator (sun 19.41)|
Mary.dvs: hey baby quick question
Mary.dvs: would you still love me if I was a worm?
terminator: I would kill for you.
terminator: of course I would.
Mary.dvs: you're so insane
Mary.dvs: I wanna have your babies
terminator: what?
Mary.dvs: ignore that I'm ovulating
|Council (sun 19.45)|
KTimurov: something's going on with Riri.
KTimurov: Mary is this your doing?
Mary.dvs: what no I'm innocent.
KTimurov: did you seriously say you wanted her babies??
Y_Kawamoto: freakyyy
Y_Kawamoto: I support you Mary 🥰
Mary.dvs: why are you reading our PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS???
Mary.dvs: what if I'd sent her nudes??
Mary.dvs: do you wanna see my boobs or what??
Y_Kawamoto: what
KTimurov: ew no I don't want that wtf.
Mary.dvs: yeah that's right
Mary.dvs: stay away stalker
Notes:
Well, this was it (for now). Thank you for reading and also sorry if this chapter had one too many pop culture references idk bye

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