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Summary:

Dori.tos: he needs someone to be with him through the hard times

Dori.tos: you know, he's half orphan now

Dori.tos: on his dad's side

KTimurov: I know. I did that.

Notes:

Yumeko- Y_Kawamoto
Ryan- Adebayoo
Mary- Mary.dvs
Riri- terminator
Kira- KTimurov
Michael- breadguy
Suki- It'sSuki💋 (Get it? Like Itsuki)
Dori- Dori.tos
Chad- Chadlington
Runa- Runa_gaming

Chapter Text

|Bet gala baddies (fri 16.37)|

*Y_Kawamoto created Bet gala baddies*

*Y_Kawamoto added Mary.dvs, Adebayoo, and breadguy*

Y_Kawamoto: whos excited for the gala tmorrow??

breadguy: not me.

breadguy: thanks to you

Y_Kawamoto: aw don't say that mike you'll never know maybe you'll have fun

Adebayoo: I doubt that Dori is straight crazy

Mary.dvs: I'm excited.

Mary.dvs: I think. Or scared? Idk

Y_Kawamoto: you still haven't told us who your mystery date is 👁

Mary.dvs: tf is that bill cipher ahh emoji

Mary.dvs: you'll see.. if I don't get stood up

breadguy: girl u always hating

Adebayoo: lmao

Y_Kawamoto: ..Well, wanna see my dress?

Mary.dvs: yes.

Adebayoo: lmao Mary

Mary.dvs: oh like you're not drooling thinking about her in a dress

Adebayoo: okay damn

breadguy: Ryan catching strays.. per usual

Y_Kawamoto: *attachment: Yumeko in gala dress*

Adebayoo: hooo

Mary.dvs: hoe ❓️

Adebayoo: wow Yumeko

Adebayoo: you look phenomenal

Adebayoo: like damnn

Mary.dvs: okay loverboy calm down

Adebayoo: ur jealous cuz ur not taking her to the gala

Mary.dvs: bitch as if

Mary.dvs: my date is gorgeous too tf

Y_Kawamoto: ohh it's a girl??

Mary.dvs: no its a surprise

Adebayoo: guys can be gorgeous too

breadguy: yeah like me

Adebayoo: exactly

Adebayoo: wait no

Mary.dvs: LMAO its okay Ryan love is love ❤️

|Council (fri 17.40)|

KTimurov: Big plans tomorrow..

Dori.tos: so ominous

It'sSuki💋: yes mama !

Chadlington: wait ur alive!?

Runa_gaming: Chad....

Dori.tos: j ignore him he's stupid

Chadlington: hey!

KTimurov: I can't believe Yumeko is going with that sad excuse of a man

Runa_gaming: right.. 🤨

KTimurov: this reveal will be good, its important to keep control over the publics reactions. We'll make sure Suki wins gala queen

Chadlington: suki r u gonna make rex gala king when you win??

It'sSuki💋: no why would I do that

Runa_gaming: yeah he's dumb never mind him

Chadlington: but he is kinda your date

It'sSuki💋: no Chad he's my pet

It'sSuki💋: speaking of dates..

Dori.tos: I'm going with Micheal.

Dori.tos: y know, sexy Micheal

Dori.tos: I'm real excited 🔪🔪

It'sSuki💋: that's.. not the emoji most people use to show they're excited

Dori.tos: what? Knives make me excited

Dori.tos: and Micheal.

Dori.tos: down there iykwim

It'sSuki💋: gross

Chadlington: I couldn't decide whether to take Emma, Brit or Maddie so I'm just going alone

Runa_gaming: you ever drown in so much pussy that you become bitchless??

Chadlington: yeah its really difficult

It'sSuki💋: wtf

KTimurov: what about you, Riri?

terminator: what about me?

KTimurov: aren't you taking anyone?

Dori.tos: no why would she do that

Chadlington: yeah definitely no

terminator: actually, I am.

Chadlington: WHAY

Chadlington: WHAT

Chadlington: oh who is youu

terminator: ?

Dori.tos: YOU're going to the gala with someone??

Dori.tos: that's gotta be some sort of recession indicator

KTimurov: why are you all acting so surprised? She can do what she wants.

Runa_gaming: it just feels more likely that YOU would bring someone before her

KTimurov: I go alone not because I don't have anyone to take, but to send a message. That I'm unreachable.

Runa_gaming: so u wanna take someone 👀

KTimurov: that's not what I said.

Runa_gaming: interesting..

Chadlington: very interesting..

KTimurov: you're unbearable.

|Bet gala baddies (sat 19.07)|

Adebayoo: I still can't believe Suki isn't dead

Mary.dvs: SUKI ISNT DEAD?

Adebayoo: girl where were you

Mary.dvs: oh you know..

Y_Kawamoto: with Riri? I saw you guys leaving ✂️✂️

Mary.dvs: Yumeko omg

breadguy: you're gay??

Mary.dvs: Micheal...

Mary.dvs: guys why aren't you freaking out or smth SUKI IS ALIVE

Mary.dvs: the bitch we all thought was dead IS ALIVE

Adebayoo: oh trust we freaked out

Y_Kawamoto: yes we were all doing the freaking out while you were doing... Riri probably

Mary.dvs: Yumeko oh my god

Adebayoo: yep I'm bleaching my eyes

breadguy: Ryan don't be homophobic

Adebayoo: I'm not?? Some of my best friends are gay

breadguy: bestfriend = Yumeko

breadguy: bestfriend = Mary

Mary.dvs: Lmao

Y_Kawamoto: he's not wrong

Adebayoo: Yumeko???

Y_Kawamoto: what? I'm bi

Mary.dvs: hell yeah

Adebayoo: shut it you have your own girl

breadguy: hey Mary

Mary.dvs: yeah?

breadguy: so why does Riri wear that mask

breadguy: does she have like a really ugly scar?

Adebayoo: or is she half robot and hiding a voice box or something in there

Mary.dvs: wtf no??

Mary.dvs: also its not one mask she has like two dozen

Mary.dvs: she said its something about her dad idk I didn't dig too deep

Mary.dvs: not exactly first date material

Adebayoo: mm tru

|Bet gala baddies (mon 20.26)|

Y_Kawamoto: so how are you guys doing??

Mary.dvs: how are WE doing ? Babe you almost died

Y_Kawamoto: aw I'm okay now 💕

Adebayoo: Mary how would Riri feel if she saw you calling another girl babe

Mary.dvs: chill dude I call a lot of my friends that

Mary.dvs: well the girls at least

breadguy: I was just about to say that

Mary.dvs: id rather eat glass than call you babe actually

Adebayoo: damn really feeling the love 💔

Mary.dvs: shut up virgin

Adebayoo: omg let me live

Y_Kawamoto: you two ever notice that you're like bestfriends now?

Mary.dvs: eww

Adebayoo: nah I don't make friends with bullies

Mary.dvs: I do ! Bullying is fun

breadguy: sometimes you just say something and I remember you were on the student council

Mary.dvs: okay you don't need to remind me

Y_Kawamoto: it's okay Mary! We'll both get on the council before this year ends! I believe in us

Mary.dvs: girl you belive in miracles

Mary.dvs: it's good tho someone needs to keep the optimism up

|Council (mon 20.37)|

Dori.tos: oh so Kira goes around shooting people with a bow and IM the crazy one??

terminator: be careful with your words.

Dori.tos: sorry Riri please don't shoot me or stab me or break my neck

Chadlington: could she do that??

KTimurov: yes.

KTimurov: and I do admit that I acted a bit too impulsively

Chadlington: yeah its a good thing you didn't actually kill Yumeko

KTimurov: oh I wasn't aiming for her.

Runa_gaming: of course you weren't 👀

KTimurov: what's that supposed to mean?

Runa_gaming: it means that gay runs in the family

Chadlington: ohh

KTimurov: you guys are very comfortable today. How about logging off and doing some actual work?

Dori.tos: damn okay

|KTimurov-terminator (mon 20.47)|

KTimurov: you never told me how your date with Mary went

terminator: oh

KTimurov: well?? I know you ordered lobster, did you take your mask off as well?

terminator: yes.

KTimurov: Riri stop texting like a guy it's annoying

terminator: sorry

KTimurov: okay you know what, how about you come to my room and brush my hair?

KTimurov: you can tell me about your date then.

terminator: fine, I'm coming.

|Bet gala baddies (fri 18.51)|

Mary.dvs: ow ow ouch my finger

Y_Kawamoto: you did amazing Mary ❣️

Mary.dvs: what's that fuck ass heart

Mary.dvs: reminding me of the blood spilling from my finger

Mary.dvs: now that I mentioned it,, ouch ow my finger

Y_Kawamoto: lmaoo

Mary.dvs: 💔

|Bet gala baddies (sun 15.07)|

Y_Kawamoto: Maryy where are you??

Y_Kawamoto: Kira and I are partners now

Y_Kawamoto: were gonna work together!!

Adebayoo: I can't belive I lost my girl to some psycho with blue lipstick

Mary.dvs: you can't argue that the lipstick doesn't look good on her

breadguy: also Yumeko was never yours??

Adebayoo: damn let a guy dream

Y_Kawamoto: her lipstick does look good !

Y_Kawamoto: tastes good too

Mary.dvs: HUH

Adebayoo: WHAT

Adebayoo: no one talk to me I'm tryin to cope

breadguy: wow and i thought Mary was fast

Y_Kawamoto: relax guys it was to poison her

breadguy: right all's fine then

Mary.dvs: poison?? Is that why you two were acting weird like that?

Mary.dvs: damn and I thought you smoked sum in the bathroom

Y_Kawamoto: no we were actually close to dying 🙏

Adebayoo: I urgently need a therapist

Mary.dvs: felt

Y_Kawamoto: I need revenge

breadguy: yeah we know

breadguy: so like you guys wanna hang out this summer?

breadguy: I'm kinda bored at home yknow now that my dad's like dead

Adebayoo: omg mine too twins

Y_Kawamoto: I was gonna say triplets but mine might be alive...

Mary.dvs: damn anyway my parents are happily married

Adebayoo: oh shut it your parents can't buy you new clothes

Mary.dvs: uncalled for???

Adebayoo: didn't you rent that dress for the Bet gala?

Mary.dvs: HOW do you know that??

Y_Kawamoto: Mary you should've told me I'd have bought it for you!

Mary.dvs: that's sweet but no thank you

Mary.dvs: I probably won't wear a dress for a good five years

Y_Kawamoto: whyy

Mary.dvs: just, no where to wear one

breadguy: you could wear one when you guys come to mine

breadguy: you'll come right? Guys my dad just died don't leave me alone

Y_Kawamoto: I know someone that wouldn't want to leave you alone..

breadguy: uh

|Council (mon 21.03)|

Dori.tos: so guys i just noticed something..

Runa_gaming: ?

Dori.tos: should we add Yumeko and Mary to the group chat?? Cuz they're in the council now

Chadlington: oh yeah

Runa_gaming: yeah no that makes sense

KTimurov: Why not? I'm sure no one would object to that. Right, Riri?

terminator: Very funny.

Dori.tos: why would Riri object? Cuz she doesn't like new people? I mean Mary did use to be in the chat so

KTimurov: I'm sure she wouldn't mind having Mary back here.

terminator: shut up Kira

Runa_gaming: wow what

It'sSuki💋: the balls to tell mother herself to shut up.. unbelievable

Dori.tos: suki stop kissing ass challenge

It'sSuki💋: okay rude

Runa_gaming: so guys I'm going ahead

*Runa_gaming added Mary.dvs and Y_Kawamoto*

Y_Kawamoto: hi everyone!!

Dori.tos: where does this joy and whimsy come from

Chadlington: for real

KTimurov: welcome Yumeko

Y_Kawamoto: hi partner !!

Runa_gaming: 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Dori.tos: loll

KTimurov: Mary's not online?

Y_Kawamoto: she's catching up with family, why?

KTimurov: no reason.

Runa_gaming: y do you keep bringing her up?? You wanna bang Mary too🤨🤨

terminator: what?

KTimurov: NO ew

It'sSuki💋: too? Who else is on your radar Kira?

Y_Kawamoto: ohh juicy

KTimurov: Yumeko..

It'sSuki💋: YUMEKO'S ON YOUR RADAR??

KTimurov: what? No.

KTimurov: I mean, Yumeko shut up, suki shut up even more

Runa_gaming: right that's very interesting.. you know june's just around the corner..

KTimurov: what does that have to do with anything?

It'sSuki💋: mother..

KTimurov: ?

terminator: June's pride.

Dori.tos: RIRI?

Runa_gaming: guys I've been telling you 😭

It'sSuki💋: the gaydar on you how

Runa_gaming: I just be connecting dots

KTimurov: I mean she took a girl to the gala the dots really should be connecting themselves

Chadlington: guys are we dumb

Dori.tos: you are.

Dori.tos: wait who'd you take to Bet gala??

terminator: Mary.

Chadlington: MARY?

Chadlington: you're gay for Mary??

KTimurov: Riri just turned her phone off.

Y_Kawamoto: so this is the very elite student council..

KTimurov: we're usually better than this.

KTimurov: well, some of us..

Y_Kawamoto: cute

Runa_gaming: so I think Kira's phone is off too now

|Council (tue 01.06)|

Mary.dvs: student council gc🚬 haven't heard that name in a while 🚬🚬

terminator: it's late, you should sleep.

Mary.dvs: look who's talking

terminator: I couldn't sleep.

Mary.dvs: Hmm.. want me to tell you a bed time story?

terminator: sure.

Mary.dvs: i'll call you.

|Council (tue 09.41)|

Dori.tos: oh what happened here

It'sSuki💋: and I thought I was gay

Runa_gaming: well happy pride to you too ❤️

terminator: ...

Dori.tos: that silence isn't as intimidating when you're not looking at us with your piercing green eyes

Mary.dvs: what about her eyes??

Dori.tos: oh hi Mary

Y_Kawamoto: Kira remember what your dad said about visiting you this summer?

KTimurov: yes?

Y_Kawamoto: i think it'd be a good opportunity to do what we planned

Y_Kawamoto: you know, a good starting point

KTimurov: hmm.. maybe

Runa_gaming: what did you plan 🤨

Dori.tos: gay sex??

KTimurov: murder, actually.

Y_Kawamoto: but who knows? 😊

KTimurov: ?

Mary.dvs: Yumeko do you have something to share with the class

Y_Kawamoto: I'm an opportunist !

Chadlington: oh I see

Chadlington: so when I fuck the homies goodnight I'm gay but when Yumeko does it she's an opportunist

Dori.tos: society

Mary.dvs: oh please she can be both

Mary.dvs: and so can you Chad

Runa_gaming: for this pride month we're expecting more men on men sex from you 😍

Chadlington: oh wow this is a lot of pressure I'll try to do my best

Chadlington: wonder if Ryan would be up for it 🤔

Mary.dvs: LMAOOO

|Bet gala baddies (tue 09.52)|

Mary.dvs: *attachment: Council group chat screenshot*

Mary.dvs: Ryann

Adebayoo: oh hell no

Mary.dvs: what why

breadguy: Ryan don't be homophobic 🙃

Adebayoo: I DONT WANNA FUCK CHAD??

Mary.dvs: oh wow I see how it is

Mary.dvs: Yumeko be careful Ryan might try to run you over cuz you like girls btw

Y_Kawamoto: Ryan I can't belive you 😔

Y_Kawamoto: I thought we were friends

Adebayoo: y know what I'm actually finding new friends

Mary.dvs: good luck with that

Mary.dvs: you'll need it.

Chapter 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

|Council (thu 14.03)|

KTimurov: I thought about your offer, Yumeko

Dori.tos: damn you've been thinking for two days ?

KTimurov: My father holds a small annual get together in summers

KTimurov: it's in two weeks.

Y_Kawamoto: that's great!

Mary.dvs: yk this could be a private conversation but whatever

It'sSuki💋: Kira likes an audience

Dori.tos: kinky

KTimurov: I lose braincells around you.

KTimurov: anyway, I was thinking you could come with Riri and I.

KTimurov: to do the thing we planned.

Runa_gaming: thing we = lesbian planned = sex

Mary.dvs: damn without me 💔🥀

terminator: you should come too.

Y_Kawamoto: yes! Like girls trip!

Y_Kawamoto: it'll be so fun!!

Chadlington: yeah no remember you're gonna kill people

KTimurov: Yes.

Y_Kawamoto: girls trip!!

Chadlington: I'm scared of you

It'sSuki💋: honey you should be

Chadlington: are you flirting?

Chadlington: cuz you're not my type but I have a duty to do yk

It'sSuki💋: Never imply that you'll have sex with me out of duty.

It'sSuki💋: also eww

Mary.dvs: first rejected by Ryan now Suki

Chadlington: it's always the people you trust the most that betray you the worst

Chadlington: wait when did Ryan reject me?

Mary.dvs: lmao don't worry about it

|Bet gala baddies (thu 20.22)|

Y_Kawamoto: Micheal come with us to girls trip 😊

breadguy: Yumeko I hate to tell you this but

breadguy: I'm a guy

Mary.dvs: whatt no way 😐

Y_Kawamoto: it's fine you're one of the girls

breadguy: aww thanks

Y_Kawamoto: we're going to Kira's mansion no 4 in Santorini in two weeks

breadguy: oh no thanks then

Mary.dvs: why??

breadguy: "Kira" "mansion" "santorini"

Y_Kawamoto: what's wrong with Kira??

Mary.dvs: tfs wrong with a mansion

Adebayoo: nah what's wrong with Santorini?

breadguy: Kira is crazy, i don't like mansions and santorini is ABOUT TO EXPLODE

Adebayoo: WHAT

Adebayoo: yumeko don't go on this trip its not worth it

Mary.dvs: it's WHAT

Y_Kawamoto: no guys I looked it up we'll be fine

Y_Kawamoto: it's just ash rains and small stuff like that

Y_Kawamoto: maybe one tiny active volcano

Mary.dvs: volcano???

Y_Kawamoto: I mean maybe we could throw Mr. Timurov in there ? 😊

Mary.dvs: now that you say that...

Adebayoo: you guys are crazy you're going to die

Mary.dvs: nah we'll be fine

Mary.dvs: probably :)

Mary.dvs: u should go with us actually

Adebayoo: hell no

Y_Kawamoto: it would be fun!!

Adebayoo: okay I will

breadguy: loll

Mary.dvs: LMFAO Ryan she won't let you hit just accept it

Adebayoo: wow.

|Council (wed 22.47)|

Y_Kawamoto: oh Kira btw the boys are coming with us 😊

KTimurov: Excuse me?

Dori.tos: uh oh

KTimurov: Boys are coming to girls trip?

Y_Kawamoto: Kira we killed the poor guys dad he's lonely

KTimurov: oh I'm fine with Michael. Why Adebayo?

Mary.dvs: lmao drag himm

It'sSuki💋: love when she hates ❤️

Chadlington: it's giving mother

Dori.tos: Chad??

Chadlington: what? I'm trying to up my gay

|Y_Kawamoto-KTimurov (wed 22.58)|

Y_Kawamoto: Kira what do you have against Ryan?

KTimurov: what do you mean?

Y_Kawamoto: I mean he's my friend but you obviously don't like him

Y_Kawamoto: and I do want him to come but I'll just tell him not to if it makes you uncomfortable

KTimurov: What are you talking about Yumeko?

KTimurov: of course he doesn't make me uncomfortable.

Y_Kawamoto: you sure?

KTimurov: yes

KTimurov: let him come, it'll almost be like charity

|Council (sun 15.16)|

Dori.tos: one day left till I see bea ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

KTimurov: ?

Dori.tos: oh I decided since mikey is coming that I should too

Dori.tos: he needs someone to be with him through the hard times

Dori.tos: you know, he's half orphan now

Dori.tos: on his dad's side

KTimurov: I know. I did that.

*Y_Kawamoto created Girls trib!!*

*Y_Kawamoto added Mary.dvs, KTimurov, and 4 more users*

|Girls trib!! (mon 12.33)|

Mary.dvs: Yumeko I think there's a typo in the gc name

Y_Kawamoto: wdym?

Y_Kawamoto: ohh

Y_Kawamoto: eh its fine

Mary.dvs: freaky??

Dori.tos: MIKEY

breadguy: oh no

Dori.tos: are u excited to see me 😈😈😈🔪🔪

KTimurov: Dori put those knives away

Dori.tos: mb 😈😈😈📦📦

breadguy: I'm excited to spend time with my friends

Dori.tos: he so wants me

Mary.dvs: the level of delusion I want fr

Y_Kawamoto: but you don't need delusion you already have a girlfriend

terminator: what girlfriend?

Mary.dvs: she means you baby

terminator: oh, okay then.

Adebayoo: ohh soft launch

breadguy: the launch was launched weeks ago I fear

Mary.dvs: no tf it wasn't? We're not even official yet.

Mary.dvs: speaking of, why aren't we official, Riri?

terminator: uh

terminator: I wanted to ask you that on a date

KTimurov: cute

terminator: 😠

Dori.tos: yeah no it has no effect over text

Dori.tos: gotta see those gorgeous gorgeous eyes 🙏💔

Mary.dvs: Dori I'm in your walls.

KTimurov: good to see you get along so well. You guys have 40 minutes to come before the jet takes off by the way.

Mary.dvs: Forty minutes??

Y_Kawamoto: we're on our way!!

Mary.dvs: speak for yourself I haven't left my house

Mary.dvs: gps says 45 mins with the sub why do you live at satans ass crack??

Dori.tos: sub like the sandwich??

Dori.tos: or sub like mikey?

breadguy: EXCUSE ME?

|terminator-Mary.dvs (mon 12.40)|

terminator: send me your location.

terminator: I'll pick you up.

Mary.dvs: aww that's sweet

terminator: only for you.

Mary.dvs: *attachment: location*

Mary.dvs: my knight in shinning mask

Mary.dvs: knight on a white Mercedes

Mary.dvs: or whatever rich people drive

Mary.dvs: <3

terminator: 🖤

|Girls trib!! (mon 12.43)|

KTimurov: why is Riri running?

KTimurov: are those the keys to dad's car??

terminator: he doesn't need to know.

|Council (mon 15.11)|

Runa_gaming: is it just me or is it quiet here??

Chadlington: lowkey quiet without the rest of the council

Runa_gaming: their death was so unnecessary 🥀

Chadlington: sometimes I can still hear their voices..

Mary.dvs: guys we're still here

Runa_gaming: it's so heartbreaking 💔

Chadlington: that heart looks like Mary's finger actually

Chadlington: ykow cuz it's cut in half or something

Runa_gaming: LMAO CHAD

Mary.dvs: ouch?? Outta pocket???

terminator: choose your next words carefully, Chadwick White.

Runa_gaming: ohh not the government name..

Mary.dvs: CHADWICK??

Chadlington: shut up nine fingers

Mary.dvs: guys it didn't cut through the bone I still have ten fingers wtf

terminator: thankfully that old guillotine wasn't very sharp and you still have all your fingers.

KTimurov: of course you would be thankful.

terminator: ??

Chadlington: help did Kira just call Riri a 🚬got??

Runa_gaming: during pride too I can't belive it

Runa_gaming: she's out for blood

It'sSuki💋: she's telling it like it is

Runa_gaming: girl where have YOU been??

It'sSuki💋: I have things to do

It'sSuki💋: unlike some of you..

Chadlington: damn

Runa_gaming: not Suki calling us unemployed 😔

|Council (mon 17.46)|

Mary.dvs: finally landed 😮‍💨

Y_Kawamoto: you were very calm for your first time flying 😊😊

Mary.dvs: thanks Yumeko

terminator: first time?

Mary.dvs: ..yeah I never got out of the country before

Dori.tos: of course u haven't broke ass

Chadlington: Dori??

Mary.dvs: oh sure let's make fun of the middle class girl who almost LOST HER FINGER

It'sSuki💋: why does your finger get brought up in every conversation?

Mary.dvs: why does your foundation not match your shade?

Runa_gaming: OH

Chadlington: daymmm

Y_Kawamoto: that was so rude Mary!!

Y_Kawamoto: I support you btw I meant that in a good way

Mary.dvs: lmao

It'sSuki💋: I

It'sSuki💋: you little

terminator: That's enough.

Mary.dvs: yeah tell em babe 🗣

KTimurov: Yumeko come inside

KTimurov: the others too.

Runa_gaming: Kira: I like all of my friends equally Yumeko and (looks at note) the others

KTimurov: Don't talk too much Runa.

Runa_gaming: this is a free country!!

Runa_gaming: well at least free to me I'm white

Mary.dvs: facts actually

Y_Kawamoto: so I saw the notif of kira's text and definitely got the wrong idea..

Mary.dvs: HELLO??

Y_Kawamoto: let's go inside 😊

|Bet gala baddies (tue 14.23)|

Mary.dvs: hey Michael

breadguy: what's up?

Mary.dvs: what's going on with Dori?

Mary.dvs: I mean besides the regular issues

breadguy: ... I don't know what you're talking about

Adebayoo: yeah bro she's freaking me out

Mary.dvs: she's been like this since we landed

Mary.dvs: like i know she's crazy but I'm still kinda worried

breadguy: I'll talk to her..

|Girls trib!! (tue 14.32)|

Dori.tos: WHO WANTS TO DO SHOTS❓️❓️

Mary.dvs: you're in a better mood 🤨

Dori.tos: mikey talked to me 🤤

Adebayoo: right..

Y_Kawamoto: I want to do shots !!

KTimurov: you can't.

Y_Kawamoto: why not?? 🥺

Mary.dvs: Yumeko's a bottom??

KTimurov: We have work to do. You need to be in your right mind.

Y_Kawamoto: your dad isn’t even here yet

KTimurov: yes.

KTimurov: which gives us the perfect time to strategize.

Y_Kawamoto: that makes sense..

Y_Kawamoto: I guess..

Y_Kawamoto: you guys go ahead then !! We'll catch up w you later !

Mary.dvs: okay ✂️

Mary.dvs: sorry outo correct

Mary.dvs: okay 👍

Dori.tos: lmao

Notes:

In the show, they don't mention a mansion in Santorini btw I made that up :)

Chapter 3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

|Girls trib!! (tue 21.14)|

Mary.dvs: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

terminator: you already drank too much, Mary.

Mary.dvs: U drank more than me and you're finee

Adebayoo: yeah but she's Russian

breadguy: and you're small

breadguy: small people get drunk faster

Adebayoo: bro where are you

breadguy: uhh

breadguy: I'm at an undisclosed location

KTimurov: he's hiding in the closet.

Mary.dvs: Noo u can come out Micheal we support you!!

breadguy: 🤦‍♂️

Dori.tos: WHICH CLOSET?

Dori.tos: I'm coming to you Mikey!!

Adebayoo: nah this is actually scary a bit

Mary.dvs: like at what point do we file a restraining order?

|Bet gala baddies (tue 21.16)|

breadguy: guys I know you're looking out for me but

breadguy: wasn't that kind of rude?

breadguy: idk maybe I'm thinking too much

breadguy: Dori is crazy but she isn't all that bad

Adebayoo: I mean she has stabbed people before..

Mary.dvs: yeah she tried to stab my hand once

Adebayoo: girl why are your limbs always in danger

Mary.dvs: idek 😔🥀

|Council (tue 21.24)|

Mary.dvs: Yumeko come here Ryan's doing just dance!!

Mary.dvs: didn't know boy got moves like that damn

Mary.dvs: opp wrong gc

Chadlington: wow

Chadlington: so this is what you do without us

Runa_gaming: r u sad u don't get to see Ryan dance 🤨

Mary.dvs: Lmao clock him Runa

Chadlington: wait is it hot?

Chadlington: send a video

Mary.dvs: *attachment: 30 second video of Ryan dancing to Timber*

Y_Kawamoto: Ryan is a very good dancer!

Y_Kawamoto: remember the gala?

Mary.dvs: oh yeah I remember !

Mary.dvs: because I was definitely there

Mary.dvs: and not anywhere else

terminator: ...

Runa_gaming: 📸📸

Y_Kawamoto: wanna do just dance with me Kira?? 😊😊

KTimurov: Sure. For this once.

Mary.dvs: WHAT

It'sSuki💋: WHAT

Chadlington: Mary keep filming

KTimurov: Film this and not even my sister can save you.

terminator: she doesn't mean that.

It'sSuki💋: oh she does.

Mary.dvs: yeah no baby I'm choosing life ❤️

Chadlington: pussy

Mary.dvs: I gotta put me first 💔

It'sSuki💋: I'm surprised you didn't make a you are what you eat joke

Mary.dvs: oh shit I should've done that

Mary.dvs: I can't belive I missed it

Mary.dvs: Chad call me a pussy again

Chadlington: no u lost your chance

Mary.dvs: asshole

Chadlington: you are what you eat

Chadlington: NO wait

Mary.dvs: LMAOOO

Runa_gaming: HAHAHA

|Girls trib!! (tue 23.09)|

KTimurov: Have all the fun you can have tonight. Father will be here tomorrow morning.

Mary.dvs: damn you made him sound like an eldritch horror creature

Mary.dvs: talking bout some "father will be here"

terminator: it's not too far off..

Mary.dvs: yeah no that was spot on he is an eldritch horror creature for sure

Y_Kawamoto: that's why we're throwing him into the volcano !! 😊

Mary.dvs: THAT'S the plan you guys worked on for like ten hours??

KTimurov: no. That's yumeko's fantasy.

Mary.dvs: you would know about her fantasies..

KTimurov: Excuse me?

Mary.dvs: u heard me

KTimurov: Riri keep your girl in control.

Mary.dvs: hot

terminator: oh?

KTimurov: Gross.

Adebayoo: right, ignoring everything that just happened.. Mike and I were thinking of going to the pool?

Y_Kawamoto: ohh fun!! I'll come too

Mary.dvs: won't we be like freezing in there? It's night time

KTimurov: are you stupid?

terminator: Kira.

KTimurov: .. It has a heat pump. It heats up the water.

Mary.dvs: ahh

|Girls trib!! (wed 08.15)|

Adebayoo: sooo.. Nice weather we're having today

Mary.dvs: yeah you know the traffic's so light today

breadguy: I saw an icterine warbler just now 🙂

Adebayoo: a what?

Mary.dvs: who?

breadguy: it's a bird guys..

KTimurov: stop acting weird. It's not like you've never met father before.

Mary.dvs: he's just got that evil energy

Dori.tos: like a cartoon villain

Y_Kawamoto: well 😊

Y_Kawamoto: he won't have it for long !

Mary.dvs: oh yeah what are you guys gonna do?

KTimurov: He's here with four other people from his circles, you guys will keep them busy while Yumeko and I get father alone.

Mary.dvs: wow Kira thank you for telling us in advance! And not an hour before you go commit ur crime!

KTimurov: You'll live.

Adebayoo: uh what then?

Y_Kawamoto: I have a special drink :) it's some stuff used in antidepressants but a more concentrated version. If they do a blood test they'll think he ODd.

Dori.tos: shiit

Adebayoo: I'm so happy you're my friend.

Y_Kawamoto: aww me too

|Girls trib!! (wed 09.23)|

Y_Kawamoto: this is our chance guys!!

Y_Kawamoto: Mr. Timurov invited me to a one on one game

Y_Kawamoto: Kira will be the dealer! Wish us luck!!

Mary.dvs: good luck!.. with the killing..

Adebayoo: this makes me feel kinda bad man

KTimurov: too bad.

KTimurov: Riri, I trust you to escort father's associates out before they notice he's gone.

terminator: okay.

|Council (wed 09.53)|

Runa_gaming: I feel a disturbance in the air..

Dori.tos: okay yoda

Mary.dvs: Runa u might be a witch or sumth

Mary.dvs: Yumeko and Kira are taking too long..

Runa_gaming: they're finally fucking!???

Mary.dvs: wtf no?

Runa_gaming: oh..

Chadlington: day = ruined 💔

terminator: they were supposed to be done in ten minutes.

Mary.dvs: why are THEY doing it anyway aren't you the murder expert?

terminator: Mary..

Mary.dvs: shit I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that

Mary.dvs: I mean you're just better at it

Mary.dvs: cuz you're better at everything yknow cuz you're awesome

Dori.tos: girl calm down

Mary.dvs: not YOUR ass telling ME to calm down

Mary.dvs: at least I'm not making Riri eat pictures of myself

terminator: what?

Dori.tos: don't kink shame me 😡

|Girls trib!! (wed 10.01)|

KTimurov: shit shit shit shit shit shit

terminator: ?

KTimurov: fuck we fucked up

KTimurov: Mary there needs to be an antidote in Yumeko's luggage

KTimurov: find it. Hurry.

Mary.dvs: you don't wanna kill ur dad??

KTimurov: she drank it. He must've switched the glasses. I'm gonna kill him.

Adebayoo: SHE WHAT

Mary.dvs: ohh shit

KTimurov: fucking hurry!

Mary.dvs: okay okay! Jesus..

|Council (wed 10.52)|

Chadlington: so hey guys how's it going 😀

KTimurov: Terrible. But it could be worse.

Y_Kawamoto: he's alive. How could it be worse?? ☹️

KTimurov: at least you're better now.

Mary.dvs: 🌈🌈🌈

Y_Kawamoto: aww🥰

Runa_gaming: 👁👁

Chadlington: wait what happened to Yumeko?

It'sSuki💋: he's alive?

Chadlington: hey Suki!

It'sSuki💋: Hi?

Chadlington: I feel like I never see you

It'sSuki💋: I'm a busy bitch.

Mary.dvs: obsessed with the way yall keep refusing to private message

It'sSuki💋: shut it hobbit.

Mary.dvs: girl you do not wanna do this with me

Mary.dvs: remember how it ended last time?

It'sSuki💋: ...

Mary.dvs: yeah that's what I thought.

KTimurov: We somehow failed to kill my father and Yumeko almost died. He's definitely onto us now. We should leave before he manages to get the upper hand, this is his house after all.

Y_Kawamoto: aw but we just came here

KTimurov: it's not safe. We'll try again later. Much later.

Mary.dvs: damn I went to brooding city and everyone knew you there

KTimurov: sometimes you just type nonsense, don't you?

Mary.dvs: okay mayor of broodville leave me alone

|Girls trib!! (wed 11.49)|

Adebayoo: I can't belive we're leaving so early..

breadguy: at least we made some good memories, right guys?

Dori.tos: oh we sure did 😈

Mary.dvs: like the closet where you hid from Dori ❤️

Dori.tos: 😍

Adebayoo: or the time Kira threatened to skin us 🙏

Mary.dvs: lmao when was that?

Adebayoo: when she did just dance?

Mary.dvs: yeah I don't remember much I was way too drunk

Y_Kawamoto: that night was so fun !!

KTimurov: it had some bearable moments.

Y_Kawamoto: don't lie Kira I know you had fun too 😊

KTimurov: I'm not saying anything.

|terminator-Mary.dvs (wed 12.04)|

terminator: I would like to take you out today.

terminator: on a date.

Mary.dvs: aww of course baby <3

Mary.dvs: when are we going out? Should i dress fancy?

terminator: in an hour maybe? Whenever you want.

terminator: and you look beautiful in everything you wear.

terminator: but yes, you can dress fancy. If you want to.

Mary.dvs: okay!! Prepare to be mesmerised 🙏

|Bet gala baddies (wed 18.01)|

breadguy: you guys wanna do like a sleepover?

breadguy: just us four you know, for the last day here.

Y_Kawamoto: that's such a cute idea Micheal!

Adebayoo: bro is a cutie ong

Adebayoo: bro made of sugar spice and everything nice

breadguy: aw thanks I think

breadguy: btw where is Mary?

Adebayoo: idk man

Adebayoo: she keeps disappearing 🥀

Y_Kawamoto: like my parents

breadguy: !!

Adebayoo: Yumeko NO 😭

Mary.dvs: oh hey guys 🙂

Mary.dvs: I'm down for a sleepover 👍

Y_Kawamoto: where are you Mary?

Mary.dvs: 🙂

Mary.dvs: I'm with Riri.

breadguy: getting some 🍆

Mary.dvs: MICHEAL?? 😨

Adebayoo: dih??

breadguy: no its a strap its purple

Mary.dvs: who has Dori turned you into??

Y_Kawamoto: curious that Mike knows so much about straps..🤔

Adebayoo: lmaoo

Notes:

The plot thickens.. for like two minutes..

Chapter 4

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

|Council (wed 23.27)|

Dori.tos: Yumeko Mary let me innn

Mary.dvs: nope.

Dori.tos: 😡🔫🔫🔫

Mary.dvs: girl those guns r pointing towards you

Dori.tos: 😡😡😡

It'sSuki💋: why is Dori shooting herself?

Dori.tos: they won't let me in to their sleepover

It'sSuki💋: oh wow how could they. 😐

Y_Kawamoto: sorry Dori but it's just us four

Mary.dvs: yeah the bet gala baddies

Dori.tos: you weren't even there tf

Chadlington: no she was

Chadlington: for like three minutes

Chadlington: before she up up and gaywayed with Riri

terminator: she what?

Mary.dvs: point is, it's just us. No Dori.

Dori.tos: fine. 😡

Dori.tos: Kira we should have our own sleepover and not let them in

KTimurov: No, i don't want to.

Chadlington: LMAO

It'sSuki💋: speak mama!

|Mary.dvs-terminator (thu 00.18)|

Mary.dvs: hey Riri

Mary.dvs: i know it's late but,, i j wanted to thank you for today

terminator: you don't need to thank me for anything.

Mary.dvs: just accept the thanks idiot

Mary.dvs: I know i've had my tongue in your mouth before but im happy i can finally call you my girlfriend

terminator: you've had more than your tongue in my mouth.

terminator: ...im happy too.

|Council (thu 10.23)|

Mary.dvs: well this was it

Mary.dvs: Goodbye free drinks and big ass pool

Mary.dvs: welcome summer job at McDonald's..

It'sSuki💋: you're coming back so soon?

Chadlington: why

KTimurov: I don't think father would like having us around after we tried to kill him.

KTimurov: and I definitely don't like having him around us.

Y_Kawamoto: me neither.

Y_Kawamoto: but keep your spirits up Kira! We'll succeed next time!

KTimurov: I fucking hope.

terminator: :(

Chadlington: damn u guys don't seem very happy huh

It'sSuki💋: maybe you should stay? Don't bring all that bad energy back with you.

Mary.dvs: nah its just Kira

Mary.dvs: I feel soo 🔥🔥🔥

KTimurov: 🧯🧯❗️

Mary.dvs: awhh 💨💨💨

terminator: you're adorable.

Runa_gaming: okay homotron 4000

terminator: ?

Chadlington: wow another classic hit from Runa

|Girls trib!! (thu 11.19)|

Mary.dvs: @Y_Kawamoto @KTimurov

Mary.dvs: so we're all in the jet waiting for you two

breadguy: where did they go to?

Adebayoo: real like its been twenty minutes

Y_Kawamoto: 20 more minutes

Mary.dvs: ?

breadguy: where did you guys go?

Mary.dvs: what are you guys doing?

Dori.tos: ✂️✂️??

Mary.dvs: HUH

Mary.dvs: yumeko answer !

Adebayoo: oh my god..

Mary.dvs: yep. They're fucking.

breadguy: well 😃 wanna play werewolf while we wait?

|Bet gala baddies (thu 16.19)|

Adebayoo: home sweet home!

Mary.dvs: we got off the jet like 10 mins ago how are u home already

Adebayoo: I'm fast boii

Mary.dvs: right. Don't say that ever again.

Y_Kawamoto: I'm about to arrive! What about you Mary?

Mary.dvs: in the sub. This bitch ass baby is crying next to me.

breadguy: that is what they do.

breadguy: I'm close too btw

breadguy: if anyone was wondering

Mary.dvs: I'm sure Dori is

breadguy: 😔

Mary.dvs: soo Yumeko

Y_Kawamoto: yeah? 😊

Mary.dvs: what took you and Kira so long this morning?

Y_Kawamoto: oh uh..

Y_Kawamoto: let's just say.. her lipstick didn't just stain these lips 👄

Mary.dvs: oh eww

Mary.dvs: good for you.

Y_Kawamoto: I didn't want her to leave in a bad mood like that!

Mary.dvs: and of course the only solution to that problem was lesbian sex

Y_Kawamoto: things just.. escalated

Adebayoo: so you really did..

Adebayoo: it wasn't like a nightmare i had..?

Y_Kawamoto: why would that be a nightmare 🤔

Mary.dvs: ignore him the nurse dropped him when he was born

Y_Kawamoto: oh no! That's not good

breadguy: really?

Adebayoo: wtf no that didn't happen

Mary.dvs: uh yes it did that's why you have that weird dent on your head

Adebayoo: I HAVE A DENT ON MY HEAD??

Adebayoo: wait how can you even see that from all the way down there??

breadguy: whaaat

Mary.dvs: Ryan I will take ur kneecaps

Adebayoo: if you can even reach them lol

Mary.dvs: .. I will bite ur ankles

Adebayoo: so scary

|Council (thu 23.17)|

KTimurov: I can't belive the idiots over at twitter banned me.

Dori.tos: isn't it called x now?

KTimurov: x is a terrible name. I don't like calling it that.

Chadlington: why'd u get banned ??

KTimurov: for saying faggot...

Mary.dvs: twitters kinda dumb. Literal pedos on there and they ban people reclaiming slurs used against them

KTimurov: oh I wasn't trying to reclaim it. I was hate criming a twink.

Mary.dvs: Oh !

Chadlington: LMAO

Y_Kawamoto: I didn't know you had twitter, Kira! What's your @? I wanna follow you😊

KTimurov: no.

Y_Kawamoto: aww☹️

Mary.dvs: Kira u made ur girlfriend sad!

KTimurov: what the fuck Davis? She's not my girlfriend

Runa_gaming: sure Jan.

Chadlington: runa how do you just appear whenever something gay happens??

Runa_gaming: advanced gaydar lmao

KTimurov: I use twitter to get intel on others. No one should know it's me.

Mary.dvs: okay stalker

KTimurov: brave words coming from someone who is very comfortable oversharing on the Internet.

Mary.dvs: wait Kira no

Mary.dvs: brb I'm privating my account real quick

KTimurov: a little too late. Wonder what Riri would think about your opinions on the adjudicator🤔

Mary.dvs: no u saw my thirst tweets 😰

Mary.dvs: Goodbye world 😔🔫

terminator: thirst? Who is she talking about?

Dori.tos: lmao

Chadlington: okay mask kink I see you

Mary.dvs: nooo

Runa_gaming: "no babe the mask stays on"

terminator: ??

|terminator-Mary.dvs (thu 23.23)|

terminator: Mary what are they talking about?

terminator: who is this adjudicator person?

Mary.dvs: it's just a fictional character Riri

Mary.dvs: don't listen to them u know they only share half a braincell

terminator: That's true.

terminator: so you like my mask?

Mary.dvs: whaaat.

Mary.dvs: no ☻️

terminator: right..

Mary.dvs: that being said, if you wanted to keep it on while i go down on you I wouldn't refuse that..

Mary.dvs: omg who said thaaat 😲

Mary.dvs: wasn't me must've been the wind...

terminator: oh

|Bet gala baddies (fri 09.04)|

Adebayoo: Morning!! Rise and grind people!!

Mary.dvs: tf??

Mary.dvs: u not the one with the 9 to 5 bro what u grinding??

Y_Kawamoto: I'm grinding!

Y_Kawamoto: with Kira!

Adebayoo: oh my god...

Mary.dvs: yeah no my eyes did not need to see that so early in the morning

Y_Kawamoto: ??

Y_Kawamoto: OH

Y_Kawamoto: not like that guys jesus

Y_Kawamoto: get your minds off the gutter

Mary.dvs: sorry lol

Y_Kawamoto: I was on the phone with Kira last night

Mary.dvs: late night phone calls with bae ❤️

Y_Kawamoto: Mary!

Y_Kawamoto: if we really want to succeed with the plan, we need to work harder.

Adebayoo: I mean it's only you guys's plan actually..

Mary.dvs: but we support you!

Adebayoo: hopefully from afar 🙏

Mary.dvs: I mean Arkadi left some pretty bad trauma on Riri

Mary.dvs: I would like to see him die 🙂

Y_Kawamoto: that's the spirit!

Y_Kawamoto: but unfortunately we're still workshopping a better plan

Y_Kawamoto: so no death.. for now

breadguy: morning guys!!

breadguy: oh 😃

Mary.dvs: lmao g morning dude

Adebayoo: mornin bro

Y_Kawamoto: good morning Micheal!

Adebayoo: hey u know what I noticed

Adebayoo: neither of you said good morning to MY text.. but you said to Micheal's

Mary.dvs: yeah cuz we like him more

Y_Kawamoto: Mary! That's so mean!

Mary.dvs: nah he's used to it <3

breadguy: I think that's how Mary shows her love

Adebayoo: damn thanks ig

|Bet gala baddies (fri 13.36)|

Adebayoo: driving past a McDonald's rn

Adebayoo: reminded me of u

Adebayoo: @Mary.dvs

Mary.dvs: aww u thought of me??

Mary.dvs: aww

Mary.dvs: 🤮

Adebayoo: ❤️

breadguy: she's a lesbian, he's (not?) a gay man, and their marriage will change your perception of love

Mary.dvs: Lmaoo

Adebayoo: delete that question mark bro I'm straight fr 😔

Mary.dvs: it's fine Ryan j don't rub it in our face

breadguy: yeah just don't do it in front of kids

Y_Kawamoto: you guys are bullying Ryan again?

Mary.dvs: yeah wanna join?

Adebayoo: oh come on

Y_Kawamoto: sorry, I'm meeting up with Kira in a min

Y_Kawamoto: you guys have fun tho 😊

Mary.dvs: okay gay

Mary.dvs: I mean girl

Mary.dvs: wait Ryan where are you even driving to?

Adebayoo: tennis!

Mary.dvs: ? With who?

Adebayoo: I have other friends too dude

Mary.dvs: really.

Adebayoo: yeah no I'm going w my cousins

breadguy: send me the location man!

breadguy: I love tennis!

Adebayoo: oh word?

Adebayoo: alr bro

Adebayoo: *attachment: location*

Mary.dvs: damn not you two living out your Challengers bromance and I'm over here serving fries 😔😔

Adebayoo: lmao go cry

breadguy: what's challengers?

Mary.dvs: it's like

Mary.dvs: Zendaya and two twinks

Mary.dvs: they play tennis or smth idk I just stared at Zendaya during the whole thing

Adebayoo: careful

Adebayoo: don't let Riri hear that

Mary.dvs: nah Riri loves Zendaya

Mary.dvs: honestly she might have a thing for light skins idk

Adebayoo: loll

Notes:

We're nearing the end. Also I wonder if anyone actually pays attention to the dates and time cause I do a lot of mental gymnastics over those :)

Chapter 5

Notes:

Sorry for the small delay I'm at my uncle's village there's lots to do :)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

|Bet gala baddies (fri 17.55)|

breadguy: we wonn😎😎

breadguy: *attachment: Micheal and Ryan in a tennis court, holding up their rackets in a victory pose*

Adebayoo: yeah babyyy

Y_Kawamoto: congrats !!

Mary.dvs: yeah good job ig

Adebayoo: damn dude don't sound too excited 😐

Mary.dvs: nah congrats fr I'm just annoyed rn

Y_Kawamoto: what happened ☹️

Mary.dvs: the sub's under maintenance or something

Mary.dvs: I had to take the bus

Mary.dvs: almost threw hands with this old lady

Mary.dvs: then she tried to set me up with her grandson

Adebayoo: Lol

Mary.dvs: shut up Ryan this is a tragic story

breadguy: Mary ❤️ sub

Mary.dvs: frr

Mary.dvs: I miss my baby..

Adebayoo: Riri?

Mary.dvs: no the subway

Adebayoo: 💀

|Council (sat 01.26)|

Runa_gaming: the mayonnaise man

Chadlington: help I'm shaking is this real

Dori.tos: will schools be cancelled??

Chadlington: should we hire strippers?

Dori.tos: omg Chad..

Runa_gaming: u guys are awake too 😲?

Dori.tos: second night away from Mikey 👹 can't sleep wo him

Runa_gaming: girl just turn on the cameras in his room

Chadlington: 😨

Dori.tos: HOW DO YOU KNOW

Runa_gaming: they call me...

Runa_gaming: the night stalker 😈

Chadlington: ooooh

KTimurov: no one calls you that.

KTimurov: go to sleep you three.

Chadlington: okay mom 😴

Dori.tos: but you're awake too😡

Runa_gaming: what kept u up?

Runa_gaming: or should I say who?

Runa_gaming: 👀

|Council (sat 14.34)|

Chadlington: wait so who is the mayonnaise man?

It'sSuki💋: ??

Runa_gaming: oh don't worry about him 😃

It'sSuki💋: you're so cryptic

It'sSuki💋: it's fine tho

It'sSuki💋: I like whatever's wrong with you

Runa_gaming: aww thanks Suki!

Chadlington: how come you've never said anything that nice to me??

It'sSuki💋: hmm think.

Chadlington: ???

Mary.dvs: lmao

Chadlington: suki ur so rude i think I'm gonna cry

It'sSuki💋: sure go for it

It'sSuki💋: it's hot when men cry

Chadlington: oh 😳

Dori.tos: I agree with Suki 😈

Dori.tos: I love pathetic men 😍

Mary.dvs: oh well I'm logging out then

Chadlington: yeah log out lesbian

terminator: Chad.

Chadlington: I mean no don't gooo

Chadlington: you're so funny and cool!!

Mary.dvs: that's right.

Mary.dvs: thank you honey <3

terminator: anytime.

Runa_gaming: Chad why are u even scared of Riri rn?

Runa_gaming: She's like an hour away from u she can't hurt u

Chadlington: I feel like she can just teleport to my house

Chadlington: like endermen

Runa_gaming: oh yeah that makes sense actually

Mary.dvs: now that I'm thinking about it, she does give enderman a little bit

Mary.dvs: tall dark and handsome vibes yk

Dori.tos: and if she makes eye contact with you you're fucked

terminator: is this a good thing?

Mary.dvs: I mean there are a lot of people that wanna fuck endermen

Chadlington: a lot of people = me

Runa_gaming: Chad 🤣

Dori.tos: facebook ahh emoji

Runa_gaming: 😠

|Council (sat 18.21)|

Y_Kawamoto: what's a good film to watch?

Mary.dvs: depends

Mary.dvs: who are you watching with??

Y_Kawamoto: Kira 🥰

Runa_gaming: oh so you'll be "watching" it

Y_Kawamoto: are you trying to imply something 🤨

Y_Kawamoto: because I don't need an excuse to sleep with Kira

It'sSuki💋: GIRL WHAT

Runa_gaming: I'm like strangely proud I think I might cry or something

Chadlington: oh woww

Chadlington: also I like labyrinth

Mary.dvs: of course u do bisexual

Dori.tos: okay fruit on fruit hate

Chadlington: my dream threesome is me Sarah and Jareth 😍

Dori.tos: heard

Mary.dvs: I'm ngl goblin king is not allat

Chadlington: how could you say that??

Y_Kawamoto: I didn't like him much either tbh

Chadlington: okay what

Chadlington: at least Mary is a lesbian what could possibly be your excuse

Y_Kawamoto: I like pretty boys

Y_Kawamoto: that man looks like he doesn't bathe

Mary.dvs: lmao

Chadlington: well...

terminator: how about I, Tonya? Kira has been wanting to watch it.

Y_Kawamoto: really?

terminator: she likes ice skating.

Y_Kawamoto: okay! thanks Riri !!

Mary.dvs: ooh Margot Robbie

Chadlington: she's hot

Mary.dvs: ikr

terminator: ...

Mary.dvs: aww you're way hotter baby don't worry

terminator: okay..

Chadlington: isn't there anyone you think is hot, Riri?

terminator: why?

Chadlington: nada

Chadlington: just curious

terminator: no.

Dori.tos: fr?

Mary.dvs: there must be SOMEONE you find attractive

terminator: there's you?

Y_Kawamoto: aww

Mary.dvs: I mean besides me baby

Runa_gaming: I can't belive Riri is Marysexual

Mary.dvs: what about like Zendaya?

terminator: she's alright I suppose.

Dori.tos: girl how old are you

Dori.tos: "alright I suppose"

Dori.tos: okay grandma

Mary.dvs: wtf Dori?

KTimurov: Speak properly with my sister.

KTimurov: and, yumeko, you know you could have just asked me, right?

Y_Kawamoto: I wanted to get some public opinions 😊

|Council (sun 12.57)|

Runa_gaming: @KTimurov @Y_Kawamoto

Runa_gaming: I just noticed u guys have kinda matching user names

Runa_gaming: gay af

KTimurov: why don't you ever say anything of substance?

Y_Kawamoto: aww I never noticed that

Y_Kawamoto: that's cute

It'sSuki💋: two types of people.

Chadlington: wow its like fate

Dori.tos: 😍

Runa_gaming: also u know what I thought of?

KTimurov: please stop thinking.

Runa_gaming: relax this isn't about you

Runa_gaming: I can't belive Riri chose terminator as her user

Dori.tos: does this mean she has a sense of humour??

Chadlington: or self awareness yk

KTimurov: she didn't pick that name. I did.

Runa_gaming: lmao rlly?

Dori.tos: wait does this mean YOU have a sense of humour ?

KTimurov: why on earth would I not?

Dori.tos: I've never seen you laugh

KTimurov: that's because none of you are funny.

Y_Kawamoto: I've seen her laugh ! It's very cute

KTimurov: shut up Yumeko.

Runa_gaming: loll

It'sSuki💋: Hi divas ! just letting you know it's legal now ❤️

Runa_gaming: LMFAO

|Girls trib!! (sun 13.23)|

Dori.tos: wow guys remember this group ?🥀

Mary.dvs: I mean

Mary.dvs: considering we messaged here only last thursday

Mary.dvs: I would say most of us would remember it

Dori.tos: I WoUld sAy mOsT oF Us wOuLd rEmeMbEr iT

Dori.tos: that was me making fun of you btw

Mary.dvs: yeah thanks for the clarification 🙏

terminator: Dorothy.

Dori.tos: hey girl 👋

Adebayoo: damn girls trip u will be missed

Mary.dvs: trib actually ☝️

Mary.dvs: hey Ryan

Adebayoo: what

Mary.dvs: yk whenever I read ur name I read it as Adeba yoo 🤙

Mary.dvs: is that intentional or??

Adebayoo: nah man it's cuz adebayo was taken 😔

Mary.dvs: I get that

Mary.dvs: lots of Mary Davises too

Adebayoo: but only one you ❤️

Mary.dvs: aww 🤮

Dori.tos: you two have a weird relationship

terminator: friendship.

Dori.tos: lmao mb

|Girls trib!! (sun 13.29)|

breadguy: oh yeah we haven't used this group in a while

Dori.tos: mikey 😍😍

Mary.dvs: omg why are u always chronically late

breadguy: 🥀🥀

|Mary.dvs-terminator (sun 19.41)|

Mary.dvs: hey baby quick question

Mary.dvs: would you still love me if I was a worm?

terminator: I would kill for you.

terminator: of course I would.

Mary.dvs: you're so insane

Mary.dvs: I wanna have your babies

terminator: what?

Mary.dvs: ignore that I'm ovulating

|Council (sun 19.45)|

KTimurov: something's going on with Riri.

KTimurov: Mary is this your doing?

Mary.dvs: what no I'm innocent.

KTimurov: did you seriously say you wanted her babies??

Y_Kawamoto: freakyyy

Y_Kawamoto: I support you Mary 🥰

Mary.dvs: why are you reading our PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS???

Mary.dvs: what if I'd sent her nudes??

Mary.dvs: do you wanna see my boobs or what??

Y_Kawamoto: what

KTimurov: ew no I don't want that wtf.

Mary.dvs: yeah that's right

Mary.dvs: stay away stalker

Notes:

Well, this was it (for now). Thank you for reading and also sorry if this chapter had one too many pop culture references idk bye

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