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    The corner of Matt’s mouth twitches downward, and his fingers still on the strap of his cane. “So, he just gave you his cat.”

    “Yup! He was all, you take care of her now, er, him—I can’t remember exactly. As you may recall the world was shaking at the time, and I had very real worries about imminent death. But I’m just a man; what mere mortal could say no when someone so, so—so important in our history asks you something so simple? Of course I would happily protect his little Fluffball with everything in me!”

    Matt mumbles something.

    “Hm?” Foggy asks, finishing his coffee. Karen got them, in the end, to apologize for hitting Alpine and Foggy. Probably mostly Alpine.

    “He killed JFK,” Matt says, barely louder.

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    Or, what starts out as a fun morning office story ends up being an Absolutely Hilarious running bit when Foggy realises that Matt – and, to a lesser extent, Karen – absolutely hates hearing about it. Foggy hasn’t had fun like this in ages. Even better, Matt’s adorably pinched irritated face and Karen’s hilariously strained polite smile are not the only new additions to Foggy’s life. There has definitely been an uptick of Strange Happenings.

    Actually. Now, wait a damn minute—

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    MATT YOU JEALOUS FUCK!
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