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For months, House and Wilson have been secretly meeting in the third-floor men’s bathroom. Not for drugs. Not for lunch. For something much worse: emotionally repressed sex between shifts.
But when a plumbing crisis shuts down their favorite stall, the entire hospital spirals into chaos. House begins a campaign of civil disobedience, Wilson tries to act normal, and Cuddy is one walk-in away from calling the Vatican.
There’s nowhere left to hide.
And apparently, no such thing as a truly private place in Princeton-Plainsboro.(Or: Hilson’s forbidden bathroom romance is derailed by bad pipes, nosy coworkers, and the fact that they might be in love. Unfortunately.)