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1. God, That's Good! by NocturnalPanda

   Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   18 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal
   • Agatha Harkness & Nicholas Scratch & Rio Vidal
   • Agatha Harkness & Wanda Maximoff
   • Rio Vidal
   • Agatha Harkness
   • Nicholas Scratch (Marvel)
   • Wanda Maximoff
   • Lilia Calderu
   • Alternate Universe - Historical
   • Sweeney Todd AU
   • They're all alive and happy
   • (except Wanda)
   • (sorry Wanda)
   • Crack
   • Fluff and Crack
   • but with dead bodies
   • like i took the concept of them falling in love over dead bodies and FUCKING SPRINTED
   • Murder
   • Serial Killer Agatha
   • butcher/pie baker rio
   • freak4freak
   • cannibalism lite
   • (i mean its sweeney todd the whole point is literally to eat the rich)
   • murder weapon used for... other purposes
   • but it's not actually that kinky sorry
   • domestic agathario
   • not graphic

   Summary

   Rio Vidal’s head was pounding. Not only had her son taken to the notion of ‘drumming up customers’ rather literally and far too eagerly, but the beggar woman living across the street was making eyes at her wife again. Said wife had already broken their rule of no more than one ‘gift’ a week - and it wasn’t even 8am on a Tuesday. To top it all off, she couldn’t find her favourite carving knife.

   Who knew running a pie shop could be so much trouble?

   or: the sweeney todd au literally no one asked for

   Language:

   English

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