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As my first post to AO3 it seems apropos to begin at the beginning.
Many years ago in a faraway land called The Nineties, one of the first things I ever posted to the Internet (USENET) was an erotic Chip and Dale fanfiction. It was nothing too outlandish, but it eventually got picked up by some jokesters who MST3ked it with a bunch of homophobic jokes, along the lines of "ew gay kissing, barf vomit gross where's my eye bleach". Very tiresome. I found the story years later and while the story itself holds up, with a few slightly silly bits, the MST3k "jokes" are Maximum Cringe. So I stripped out the crap and also had to george-lucas in some of the explicit sexy parts that they had cut from it, to create a new special edition.
This is a bit of a fuck-you to those long-ago jokesters. You soured me on posting anything sexy to the internet for years.. but I got over it. Chip and Dale are still hot.
Warnings apply for some slightly dated language and concepts. I wrote this decades ago, so be a little patient with me :3