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Summary:

— a stupid camp counselor/ social media au x blue lock chatfic um yea

Chapter 1: a hot new bombshell

Chapter Text

Chapter 1:

 

people who can’t beat the homeless allegations 

 

7:10 

 

toldbyginger: @elphaba are we taking my van or your car to camp?

 

dannyphantom: gami sweetie im gonna hold your hands when i say this.. No One wants to be in that fuck ass van <3

 

elphaba: mine kunigami

 

toldbyginger: Great. Thanks Rin.

 

toldbyginger: fuck off otoya You can NOT speak when you do not have a license 

 

dannyphantom: unforsh i do not GIVE A FUUUUCKKKKKK YOUR VAN SMELLS 

 

toldbyginger: BECAUSE YOU USED IT AS A PARTY VAN ALL OF SOPHOMORE YEAR. 

 

dannyphantom: drama queen

 

glinda: good morning people why are we fighting before class starts..

 

dannyphantom: morning isagi

 

Kunigami is being pissy again

 

glinda: with reason, that van stinks otoya and its your fault

 

dannyphantom: hey 🤕

 

glinda: moving onnnnnnnnn

 

Blue lock! in ! 10! days! yay!

 

dannyphantom: take your daily affirmations away im gonna kms

 

@toldbyginger 

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toldbyginger: WHAT DO YOU WANT???

 

dannyphantom: heyyyyy you trained the new counselors yes? no?

 

toldbyginger: yes you Know this

 

dannyphantom: are the fun are they nice did you warn them about shidou?

 

toldbyginger: yes yes and yes

 

dannyphantom: TELL ALL YOU KNOW

 

toldbyginger: well you already know reo 

 

dannyphantom: no i do not associate with corporate 

 

there are a total of 5 new counselors and one of them looks Like A Kid like when i say him i thought he was a kid who thought camp started earlier that shit was embarrassing 

 

overall they seem nice? training was fast so i didn’t really Talk with them much yk

 

dannyphantom: boring

 

who is excited to see rin scare a bunch of kids who just want to learn how to kick a ball!!!!!!!! 

 

elphaba: you’re walking to bllk im not picking your ass up.

 

glinda: LOL 

 

elphaba: hello isagi

 

glinda: hey!!!

 

dannyphantom: 👀

 

gaffots i swear

 

elphaba: you’re walking to and from camp 

 

dannyphantom: yall i accidentally sat on shidou’s back he is gonna kill me oml

 

elphaba:

 

dannyphantom: HE WAS SLEEPING ON THE COUCH I DIDNT SEE HIM MANNN 🥀

 

elphaba: does he not have his own dorm?

 

glinda: he does but he crashes with us apparently his roommate has people over alot 

 

elphaba: people?

 

pest: fuckbuddies

 

glinda: hello shidou

 

pest: my back hurts

 

oh

 

otoya i’ll start re 4 remake without you .

 

dannyphantom: FUCK OFF IM SORRY



pest: what is the plan by the way for camp this summer?

 

glinda: 1) rin picks us up (pls)

2) everyone settles in before kids come in

3) check in with anri

4) everyone preparing their stations

5) group selection etc etc

 

the use

 

elphaba: the use?

 

glinda: read it as usual like the use 

 

elphaba: why would you shorten usual? ?

 

glinda: 🥀

 

catDOG: scared 

 

dannyphantom: REOOO 

 

catDOG: hello otoya 

 

pest: why are u scared reo

 

catDOG: first time being a counselor 

 

what if i suck

 

what if i can not do simple tasks



what if i forget everything kunigami said during that faux orientation 

 

what IF THE KIDS HATE ME

 

what if i burn the entire place to the ground.



glinda: woah

 

reo be calm, the kids will like you.

 

also if you sucked Ego would have told you that already 

 

catDOG: WHAT IF THO

 

toldbyginger: reo you will be fine you have us to guide you too!!!  

 

catDOG: :/

 

CATdog: you will be fine

 

catDOG: NAGIIII YOURE UP

 

CATdog: blenuo m phone

 

glinda: ?

 

catDOG: we blew up his phone 

 

CATdog: 👍

 

dannyphantom: GMYUS 😭😭😭😭

 

I SAW A TWEET ABOUT RE 9 AND IT SAID WHAT F WHEN LEON IS SENT BACK TO RACOON CITY AFTER ALL THIS TIME AND HE DIES IN THE WELCOME LEON OFFICE IM GONNA KMMMSSSSS

 

pest: BITCH 😭😭😭😭 DONT DO THIS TO ME AT 8 IN THE MORNING OTOYA

 

doratheexplorer: both of you acting as if you don’t kill leon in all your games

 

dannyphantom: .

 

pest: .

 

glinda: LOL BACHIRAAA 😭😭😭

 

doratheexplorer: GOODMORNING!!

on my way to work right now !

see you guys in t e n DAYS!!

 

dannyphantom: censor that word, or at least put a tw 

 

doratheexplorer: oh sorry w*rk

 

pest: thank you.

 

real talk i do not think that he would die since he is their main character 

 

like evb and they mother know about leon s kennedy??

 

dannyphantom: og fine shyt 👅

 

toldbyginger: ? go to your lectures 

 

dannyphantom: -_- 

 

pest: hold it ginger 

 

MAYBE THE OPEN WORLD THEORY IS TRUE OTOYA

 

dannyphantom: #scared



elphaba: JOB APPLICATION. WORK. LECTURES.




glinda: LMAOOOOOOOO 



Isagi and Rin’s Chat

11: 23 

 

haru: so you know how you’re a chem student 🥀

 

rin rin: im aware 

 

haru: do you wanna help me with my required lab report  pls pls i’ll buy u coffee 

 

rin: no

 

haru: WHY NOT

 

rin: me and s*e are hanging out 

 

ask shidou

 

haru: bye not the censoring 

 

what are you guys doing? 

 

rin: not sure yet. maybe an assassination  

 

haru: girl 

 

Nagi and Reo’s Chat

14:20

 

ns: meow

 

rm: ?

 

ns: meow

 

rm: ?

 

ns: would it fucking kill you to meow back

 

rm: LOL what do you want im in class w shidou and he is peeking over he says hi btw 

 

actually he meows Back

 

ns: type shit

 

do you wanna play league with me l8r

 

rm: Yes!

 

ns: <3

 

rm: <3

 

Camp Blue Lock

20:44

 

Ego: Welcome counselors and welcome back others. This year we will not have another incident like last year with hidden phones (Otoya Eita) and sleeping on the job (Nagi S.). Roommates and Co-captain assignments will be attached in an email that will be sent in the following week. Have a time. 

 

seen by all

 

people who can’t beat the homeless allegations 

20:47


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