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“Wikipedia, sir? I wouldn’t have guessed you knew what the Internet was, let alone were familiar with an actual website.”
“Shows how much you know, Sergeant. Been using it a lot lately, as it happens.”
“You have? You do surprise me.”
“For research, like. Useful way of findin’ out stuff when you don’t want to go out an’ get a book.”
“What kind of stuff would that be, sir?”
“Oh, y’know. For... leisure activities.”
“Sir?”
“How else do you think I know about cock rings and those other toys you like? An’ how to spank someone without injuring them?”
“Sir!”