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1. priorities by seregios for cqndyy

   Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   21 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Eddie/Volt (Date Everything!)/Reader
   • Eddie (Date Everything!)
   • Volt (Date Everything!)
   • Original Character
   • MC is a loser bisexual whore with one singular priority
   • transmasc/genderfluid reader
   • Intercrural Sex
   • Frottage
   • blowjob shenanigans
   • mac & hector are both mentioned but neither of them actually appear
   • Botched Attempts at Sex Comedy
   • does anyone else want to call eddie a good boy or is it just me?
   • just me? alright guess i'll go fuck myself
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

   Summary

   Before the full scope of what you’ve done has the chance to come crashing down onto your shoulders, Eddie -- clearly at the end of his patience -- says, “I do not give a single fuck about whatever the hell a social security number is,” and kisses you.

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