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1. Wanted: Fake Boyfriend for Family Dinner. Piss off my parents and get a free, home cooked meal! by ChaoticFairy (Amanda908565)

   Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   01 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Midoriya Izuku
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Midoriya Inko/Yagi Toshinori | All Might
   • Midoriya Izuku & Shinsou Hitoshi
   • Midoriya Izuku
   • Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead
   • Shinsou Hitoshi
   • Kayama Nemuri | Midnight
   • Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic
   • Nedzu (My Hero Academia)
   • Yagi Toshinori | All Might
   • Midoriya Inko
   • Tsukauchi Naomasa
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Craigslist
   • Craigslist Boyfriend
   • Fast Burn
   • Fake Marriage
   • Except legally real
   • Speed running a relationship
   • relationship speed run
   • Strangers to Lovers
   • Love at First Word Vomit
   • Hijinks & Shenanigans
   • Committing to the Bit
   • Doing It For The Bit
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Midoriya Izuku & Shinsou Hitoshi Friendship
   • Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk
   • BAMF Midoriya Izuku
   • Smart Midoriya Izuku
   • But he's also really dumb
   • Oblivious Midoriya Izuku
   • Quirkless Midoriya Izuku
   • Midoriya Izuku Does Not Go to U.A. High School
   • Chaotic Midoriya Izuku
   • Midoriya Izuku is a Little Shit
   • That's AIZAWA Izuku to you thank you very much
   • Smitten Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead
   • Soft Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead
   • Chaotic Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead
   • Aizawa Shouta & Iida Tensei & Kayama Nemuri & Yamada Hizashi Friendship
   • Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is a Good Significant Other
   • Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead saw the mess that was Midoriya Izuku and went "yep. that's him. he's the one."
   • Nedzu Knows Everything (My Hero Academia)
   • Tsukauchi Naomasa is So Done
   • Midoriya Inko's Bad Parenting
   • Yagi Toshinori | All Might's Bad Parenting
   • Yagi Toshinori | All Might Bashing
   • Petty Midoriya Izuku
   • Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is Whipped
   • Midoriya Izuku & Nedzu Friendship
   • Midoriya Izuku & Shinsou Hitoshi are Best Friends
   • Shinsou Hitoshi is a Good Friend
   • Uncle Tsukauchi Naomasa
   • Not Beta Read
   • Light Angst
   • Timeline What Timeline
   • Aizawa "Nice To Meet You Let's Get Married" Shouta

   Summary

   Izuku Midoriya didn't mean to get married. He just wanted to piss off his mom.

   A fake Craigslist ad for a boyfriend seemed like the perfect way to ruin another uncomfortable dinner. He expected trolls, maybe a scam or two. Not… whatever this was.

   It was supposed to be a joke.
   It’s getting harder to remember that.
   (He didn't think either of them wanted to.)

   "I think I'm in love. Marry me."

   -

   "Come on, Midoriya, think about it. Showing up to the family dinner with a surprise husband in tow? Someone they've never met – never even heard about? Who's…" he cleared his throat, glancing away for a moment with pursed lips, "at least twice your age?"

   Izuku considered it. He hated that he was considering it.

   Series

   • Part 4 of what I was writing instead of writing my master’s thesis

   Language:

   English

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