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1. Everyone Loves a Smug Bastard by ImpalaAngel (Loona_Loopin)

   Fandoms: Stargate SG-1  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
   • Daniel Jackson (Stargate)
   • Jack O'Neill
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • First Time
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Come Eating
   • Competitive Masturbation
   • smut with snark
   • They're both smug bastards
   • Aliens kinda made them do it
   • but not really

   Summary

   Daniel and Jack find themselves off-world and in a situation where they need to have an "endurance" competition in order to get the information they want. Porn ensues.

   OR

   The one in which Daniel and Jack are absolute assholes to each other in an attempt to make the other come quicker.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Rules of Engagement

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,271

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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