Work Text:
[Y/N] wasn't entirely sure how this happened. Really. Well, they started it. That's what Jean would say, but they knew the truth. It had all started when they decided to take time out of their ever so busy schedule to visit Jean, and one simple compliment turned into plentiful more.
"You're quite excellent, Jean." They had said, and surprisingly enough it had made the toilet man pause. His cheeks tinted ever so slightly pink before he snapped back and shot you a glare that withheld any heat, "Yeah? Well you're a joy, ya kissless loser." He had said, a hand planted firmly over his hip. They knew then and there that they had hit gold, and his weak spot, at the same time. "Oh? Well, you're quite the charmer Jean." They had teased, arms crossing over their chest in a firm but playful stance. Jean rolled his eyes once more before he spoke again,
Jean paused again, rolling his eyes as his cheeks flushed, "Alright ya turd, you wanna go against me? Lil crappa?" He asked, planting both hands against his hips as he leaned back to appear more intimidating, which didn't work but the effort was cute, "Ya such a delight, even the lights gotta admit." He spoke, a prideful grin painting his face as he stared down at them. He knew then and there that he had finally won and that they'd take the lo-
"You're a great guy Jean." They had said, and Jean's smile faded. His eyes narrowed as he stared at their stupid grin, ignoring the way his cheeks flushed until he shook his head and turned his head away, "Yeah yeah, I already knew that ya know?" He started, having to pause for a moment to even think up something ten times better. Meanwhile, they stared at him with utter fondness. Yeah, he looked like a loser right now, but he was their loser.
"Ya such a great pal, the doors gotta gall." Jean spoke, his grin widening into a smirk as he held his hands up in playful surrender, "Yeah yeah I know, Jean Loos got the best compliments around ey?" He added on, winking at them playfully. They grinned and leaned closer before booping the tip of his nose, "You wish pretty boy." They whispered, and it'd be amusing if it wasn't so adorable how Jean's face reddened like the plunger beanie he had on.
"Give- Give Jean a minute, tu me fais chier.." Jean mumbled under his breath as his hand covered his face, looking off to the side as they laughed at him. If it were anyone else, he'd be pissed and probably yell at em.
But for his Lil loser? He'll let em get away with it.
Just this once.
