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1. The Most Inconvenient Birthday by jaaesthetixx

   Fandoms: 未定事件簿 | Tears of Themis (Video Game)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Lu Jinghe | Marius von Hagen/Zuo Ran | Artem Wing
   • Lu Jinghe | Marius von Hagen
   • Zuo Ran | Artem Wing
   • Accidentally Romantic
   • Unplanned Birthday Chaos
   • Enemies to Something Tender
   • Mild Injuries
   • Major Tension
   • Found Intimacy in the Weirdest Places
   • Emotional Whiplash in a Suit
   • Surprisingly Soft for Two Men Yelling in Traffic
   • Meet-Cute via Mild Vehicular Homicide (Not Actually)
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Fluff and Crack

   Summary

   Marius von Hagen’s birthday already sucked. Then he accidentally hit his own company lawyer with a Tesla.

   Now he’s stuck spending the night not at a glittering PR party, but at the police station, the ER, and—somehow—Artem Wing’s living room, eating convenience store cake and watching K-dramas under a kotatsu.

   This isn’t how either of them planned their evening. But somewhere between the bandages, bickering, and very unprofessional tension… something shifts.

   It’s messy. It’s mildly illegal. It might be the best birthday Marius has ever had.

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   English

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