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Guardians of Arcadia
Mary: “Men.”
Darci: “Ugh”
Toby: “Agreed”
Blinky: “I must inquiry, what are we conversing about?”
Mary: “oh, y’know, how men are ass”
Steve: “Hey, rude, I happen to like men”
Krel: “We can tell”
Toby: “guys! Stop bullying each other..let’s all live in harmony!”
Jim: “Weren’t you just sending me pictures of stray cats and captioning it ‘you core’”
Toby: “Shh pookie bear…that’s our little secret”
Eli: “@SirSteve0f_Palchukia! why can’t we be like this”
Steve: “Can you stfu”
Aja: “Steve!”
Steve: “What???”
Aja: “Do not be so rude to our friend!”
Krel: “hah”
Krel: “hah”
Krel: “hah”
Steve: “I’m going to jump you the second you get out of your house”
Krel: “Jokes on you, I don’t get out of my house”
Jim: “We noticed”
Claire: “I’ve been trying to lure you out for days, I’m astounded on how it hasn’t worked”
Douxie: “I’m going insane because of all of you”
Toby: “💔”
Douxie: “I’m putting you all up for adoption”
Jim: “NOOOOO”
Toby: “is eit toow layte noaew to say sorry💔?”
Steve: “dumbasses”
Krel: “look who’s talking”
Jim: “don’t even start”
Zoe: “no no, let them, it’s amusing”
Steve: “my pain is not your entertainment😕”
Krel: “it is for me”
Darci: “Anyway”
Darci: “I’m bored, anyone wanna go out?”
Mary: “suuureee, let me get ready, ideas?”
Claire: “I need to go to the record store, can we pass by there first?”
Zoe: “right, I set the new album away for you”
Claire: “thank you❤️❤️☺️”
Krel: “There’s a new Papaskull album?”
Claire: “Yeah, came out a few days ago”
Krel: “WHAT”
Douxie: “Hah, amateurs, I already have it, courtesy of my wonderfully, beautiful wifey 😍”
Krel: “is it just me or did I just get second hand embarrassment”
Zoe: “No, you aren’t the only one. What the fuck Doux”
Douxie: “okay, yeah, I’m not allowed to be affectionate anymore”
Douxie: “SIGH”
Steve: “aren’t you like, broke?”
Douxie: “shhh, we don’t talk about that”
Krel: “@QueenOfSocials_Maryy! Hold on, I’m coming too, I need to get some stuff anyway”
Toby: “GASP”
Toby: “THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY”
Jim: “TAKE A PICTURE”
Krel: “???”
Claire: “You getting out of the house willingly, basically”
Krel: “oh fuck you”
Aja: “KREL”
Douxie: “language”
Krel: “I swear all the time what”
Claire: “Yeah, but never in English”
Krel: “Racism.”
Mary: “ANYWAY”
Mary: “I’ll meet you guys by the record store”
Mary: “Then we can go shopping😋”
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@SirSteve0f_Palchukia! added @SpaceKid_Seamus.
Seamus: “Heyoo”
Krel: “Why”
Steve: “He begged me to”
Seamus: “I literally just got here”
Claire: “Why Seamus though?”
Claire: “No offense”
Douxie: “Who is this?”
Krel: “An idiot”
Seamus: “Rude”
Krel: “a kid from school”
Douxie: “oh”
krel: "Steve, kick him out"
Seamus: “NONONONO. WAIT NO”
Steve: “I just added him, give him a day at least”
Jim: “Dude, no offense, but we barely talk, why would you add him of all people??”
Toby: “Is he skibidi like me💔?”
Krel: “Is he sigma like us🥀?”
Jim: “My brain is melting”
Seamus: “Why would you say that”
Toby: “see? He can’t even understand me😕🥀”
Krel: “Yeah, so let’s kick him out”
Seamus: “baby please💔”
Krel: “what”
Eli: “HUH”
Steve: “SEAMUS STOP”
Seamus: “shush”
Seamus: “Anyway”
Seamus: “😏”
Krel: “Eugh”
Seamus: “Awh c’mon”
Aja: “???”
Krel: “bye”
@Dj_Kleb! Is offline.
Seamus: "SERIOUSLY?"
Steve: “😒”
Toby: “what the heil”
Jim: “What the hellie”
Douxie: “what the hellie I say”
Eli: “I’m crying”