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Loki is a douche. This is no secret. He's a douche because he acts like a douche, and if it walks like a douche and talks like a douche and acts like a douche, it's pretty much a douche.
No one is under the impression that Loki is nice or sweet or cuddly or even not a phenomenal jackass.
Then he goes and kidnaps Darcy, and these impressions do not change. Except…except, Darcy may not be a freakin' astrophysicist, but she's sneaky as fuck and she can produce really top-notch bullshit practically on demand – it's her superpower.
This is Darcy's story.