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Fucking canon smut
Tehey had hot seamy sex for no reason at all because why not
And then dan a nd phil joined in, giving into there gay urgese
Mark jefferson and then chloe, meeting for the frist time had kinky sex because chloe seid she found him hot that one time and that is very oviouse proff that they would have hot steamy sex.
And the people from homestuck turned and and they all were gay and shit.
They all had hot steamy sex ebcause this shit is very connon because lines they have said once.
A few says litere the vociold and shit all turned up and then lin and i had sex
Vociliode)
L and lite came back to life, thought the power of the light book and then they had weird sex with a lot of food and shit.
(death note)
Fuck it youtube time
Dan and phil could not resite keep there gayness a secreat so they made a "comming out video" after they finshed filming it they had hot steamming sex because, IF YOU WATCH ALL THEIR VIDOE THEY LOVE EACHER OTHER AND THEY HAVE BEEN SHOWING US FOR EVER>
(dan is not on fire and amazing phil)
More canon shit
The guy with that swiggle on his t-shirt and the chick with the green blood fall in love with each other afetr a long day for doing something they looked into each other eyes and one of them said "i am flushed for you green blod chick lets have sex", "sure thing" the guy withe swigle on his t-shirt said. They thwn had sex with there fingers and shit because that i what they would do.
(house stuck)
GreadAunderA had been my german teacher because he good at german, he asked my to stay after class and we had hot steamy sex in the german class because we were bothe hot and shit.
(graedAunderA)
I hate everthing had been a new student and i was his guid or something an di had to show him round the school we then walked into the bath room and them we had hot steaming sex with his big frowing head.
(i hate everythang)
The od 1s oot is mi senpai he had just left school and he when to a coffee shop i run and he cam in asked for a coffee and it was very clear that were had cemistry he ten tok me to sooubwy and he got me a sanwich and we at it togetr an d then had sloppi mak outs. We when back to ma house and he sad he like to be tiedm up and shit, so i did thns than be hav sex witjh senpi tied up and i keped him there forever and ever in me basement. Wher i would bring him food every day amnd whe had sex.
(the od one outg)
Mark jefferson came up to me as skool o=wun dy an askd me is i wantd to f=go to te dark rum. I said yea>
)life is strane)
Chole an max a nd rachel wer in der hidot anf the start tu ply trut oe dair an max dars cho an rach to mak ot an the y end u p havn steamy sex insted.
(lief is wird)
Mario and lugeiee loved eachother more than brothers because they have saved the princesss soo mych that had fallon for each other they had sexy stramy peience sex whil tod watced.
(mario or something)
Max and the doe had sex ebcasue the doe ewas rachel and amber loved max not clhoe an not frak/
(life is atrnge )
Dark soles is reale har it takes my soles and rubs thm up da well
(drk sls)
Tori an sans luv eech udder and his salty come is warm when thy have sawlty sex
(undrtl)
Sheloc looked into watson eyes and tehy kids pasionelty then morenaty joined in and they had bonsdage sex
Dovcter who loved amy pone and they bioth died when thet had s3x