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1. If This Tour Doesn't Kill You, I Will by CriticalMiss42

   Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   27 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
   • Harrowhark Nonagesimus/Ianthe Tridentarius
   • Camilla Hect/Palamedes Sextus
   • Gideon Nav
   • Harrowhark Nonagesimus
   • Palamedes Sextus
   • Camilla Hect
   • Nona (Locked Tomb Series)
   • Ianthe Tridentarius
   • Pyrrha Dve
   • Alternate Universe - Rock Band
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Scott Pilgrim AU
   • Content Warning: Ianthe Tridentarius
   • she haunts this whole thing
   • Catholic School Trauma
   • religious trauma
   • toxic yuri
   • it came to me in a dream
   • goths are just theatre kids with personality
   • my girlfriend is my beta reader
   • i have terrible music taste send help
   • Explicit in later chapters
   • Griddlehark
   • Harrow and Ianthe are toxic exes
   • Angst
   • Camilla is holding it down as usual
   • canon-typical cam and pal politely ignoring griddlehark sexual tension
   • situationship - Freeform
   • Eventual Smut
   • Harrow keeps getting into messy situationships with her bandmates
   • Quote: I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice (Phineas&Ferb)
   • stranger you've actually met before trope

   Summary

   Gideon Nav fucked up her last gig playing in a wedding band, and is broke.

   Palamedes needs a bassist for his experimental goth band after the band's two founders have a falling out.

   -or-

   Every summer her friends tour with The Daughters of The Ninth. But she had only seen photos and videos of dark venues and Palamedes front and center next to a limp looking blonde. Not Gideon’s aesthetic, but a little more eyeshadow than usual wasn’t going to keep her from an opportunity to work with her friends. After playing ABBA song after ABBA song, along with some other white people dance songs interspersed between, she felt relieved to play something for the joy of it alone.

   But Gideon Nav had noticed a problem with Palamedes and Camilla’s other bandmates: She wasn’t sure they were real. Not until the small titty goth girl of her dreams sweeps onto the stage last minute.

   Unfortunately, she's also the pinched face of her childhood nightmares.

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