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1. You’re Both Pains In My Ass (But I’ll Welcome You In) by Yukikikia

   Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Other
   • Work in Progress

   07 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Dazai Osamu/Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Edogawa Ranpo/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Dazai Osamu/Edogawa Ranpo/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Armed Detective Agency Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Port Mafia Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Armed Detective Agency and Port Mafia Ensembles (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Higuchi Ichiyou (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Hirotsu Ryuurou (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Tachihara Michizou (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Mentioned Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • LMAO THERES NO KAIJI TAG
   • Dazai Osamu is Bad at Feelings (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • But also
   • may i add
   • Edogawa Ranpo is Bad at Feelings (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • but ALSO ALSO
   • Dazai Osamu is a Little Shit (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • And Of Course - Freeform
   • Edogawa Ranpo is a Little Shit (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Nakahara Chuuya is So Done (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Bad Flirting
   • Miscommunication
   • No beta we die like Odasaku
   • Fluff
   • Light Angst
   • Pining Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Pining Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Mutual Pining
   • Mostly a crackfic
   • author is getting better at tags???
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm

   Summary

   All this to say that Chuuya Nakahara, Executive of the Port Mafia, is not jealous of the two of them. “..So then why,” Chuuya begins, slamming his shot glass on the bar table for the nth time, “Do those assholes keep fucking with me?!”

   AKA a fanfic in which Chuuya Nakahara is being tormented by his ex-partner and his boyfriend, who are both doing an awful job trying to flirt with Chuuya.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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