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1. Two Black Cadillacs by Belle1204

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • past Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley - Relationship
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Ginny Weasley/Blaise Zabini
   • Astoria Greengrass/Ron Weasley mentioned
   • Astoria Greengrass/Theodore Nott
   • Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson
   • Daphne Greengrass/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Astoria Greengrass
   • The Snake Family
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Theodore Nott
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Other Harry Potter Characters
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Ron cheats and gets caught
   • Ron Weasley Bashing
   • Hermione needs a hug and Draco is the shoulder
   • BAMF Hermione Granger
   • BAMF Ginny Weasley
   • Ronald dies
   • BAMF Astoria Greengrass
   • This depicts death and torture and Hermione and Draco being horny little shits with a fetish for death
   • Most of the relationships are mentioned but not explicitly seen- not as much as Dramione anyway
   • Hermione is friends with the snakes
   • Did I get the idea for this from listening to the song that it is named after? Yes I did
   • Suicide is referenced but not like descriptively?
   • Did I listen to Superman by Eminem as well as Two Black Cadillacs by Carrie Underwood while writing this? Yes
   • This is probably cringe so just like tell me in the comments if it is

   Summary

   “I saw her number in his muggle phone and I called it. His life was over before she even said ‘hello baby’ when she picked up the phone.”

   Or

   Ron cheats on Hermione with Astoria. Both witches get their rightful revenge then seven years later the truth comes out.

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