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1. A Tale of Two Kitties (And One Lucky Wade) / Poolverine Smut by earworm29

   Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson
   • Logan | Wolverine (X-Men)/Wade Wilson
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Logan | Wolverine (X-Men)
   • Wade Wilson
   • Blood Kink
   • Fighting Kink
   • Praise Kink
   • Scent Kink
   • Degradation Kink
   • Under-negotiated Kink
   • Stabbing
   • Erotic Stabbing (Deadpool Movies)
   • Blood and Gore
   • Blood and Violence
   • Biting
   • Power Bottom
   • Service Top
   • Bottom Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine Is Bad at Feelings (Deadpool Movies)
   • X-Men References
   • Top Logan | Wolverine (X-Men)
   • Threesome - M/M/M
   • Time Travel
   • Grumpy Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Feral Logan | Wolverine (X-Men)
   • Feral Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Wade Wilson Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • Top Wade Wilson
   • Accidental Plot
   • Diary/Journal
   • Spitroasting
   • Blowjobs
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Rough Sex
   • Gratuitous Smut
   • Come Swallowing
   • Possessive Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Possessive Logan | Wolverine (X-Men)
   • Wade Wilson must be dreaming
   • Logan x Logan self cest?
   • you don't want to know how i came up with this fic
   • kidnapping another wolverine
   • it's okay he's into it
   • abusing the poor space time
   • plot holes? smut is supposed to have holes
   • ur gonna see their apartment in a crime scene cleanup documentary
   • seriously it's so bad
   • at least it's hot
   • Cuckolding
   • Chair Bondage
   • Not Really Character Death
   • Wade gets what he deserves
   • Pain Kink
   • Power Play
   • Logan is a big SLUT (both versions different ways)
   • Illustration

   Summary

   "This is pathetic. You wanna live out your disgustin' freakish fantasies, you can go get a new Wolverine. I told you..." he takes a breath and gets a little louder, "that was never gonna happen again."

   ".... I-"

   Waitttt.... the gears are in motion!!!

   A literal image of a lightbulb floats above Wade's head (just imagine it reader, it's there!!) and he just swoons.

   How would he not just LOOOOVEE to get some action from not one, but TWO big unkillable burly mannish beasts... or beastly men?

   "- got it, yeah, Logan, you can let me go.."

   Ohhh... this is gonna be so good.

   / If only there were an author on ao3 crazy enough to abuse the canon events and multiverse as much as Wade Wilson would? Oh wait. There is. See what happens when delusional people band together. I have the power to make the characters horny beyond comprehension.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Wade's Pink Journal

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