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1. A Celestial Caress by Tavylia_Sin for you know who you are I will gift this properly if you want me to, maffyteacake

   Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Jul 2025

   Tags

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   • Valeria/Volothamp Geddarm
   • Valeria (Baldur's Gate)
   • Volothamp Geddarm
   • this is a crime against every better sense I've had but you made it past the characters to the tags so let's go
   • celestial sex
   • trunk docking
   • hollyphant trunkjob
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Vaginal Sex
   • crackship treated as crackship
   • gods I don't know
   • there are no gods now
   • just you me and this fucking thing
   • no beta we die like my reputation already did I can't in good conscience put anyone through this
   • Alcohol
   • by which I mean the characters are drinking I'm sorry to report this was written stone cold sober

   Summary

   ...this is the fic I was lovingly bullied into writing by people who have complete faith that I can turn any pairing into smut. Thus we have Volothamp Geddarm setting his sights on a shitty little flying elephant thing - who is, somehow, a celestial creature of presumably enough intelligence to gain some renown as a detective whilst also spending her free time drinking and smoking in a brothel.

   That's right. Valeria the Hollyphant and Volo.

   Disclaimer - The Hollyphant is a complete adult creature and literally spends her time in the brothel. This is somewhere in the region of monsterfucking, in the good alignment, just without any good taste. No refunds. This is a case of "science spent too long thinking if they could to stop and wonder if they should" but with smutfic.

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