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You loved your friends, but sometimes, they were just stupid.
They dared you to go and spend a night on the pizzaplex, which was full of dangerous rides, and giant animatronics.
Just 2. But still.
You hid behind the curtains on the lobby, already holding the pass required to enter it.
Suddenly, you heard someone humming a song, and soft little jumps.
“Ohhhh come here!” The someone’s voice was getting closer.
You trembled, knowing you were about to be in deep trouble.
“GOT YA!” The stranger was holding a knife, right between your eyes and-
You hugged them. Maybe this would confuse them???
“Ah-Ah-HUH???” They held the knife on the air still, and you slowly got it out of their hand
“Uh. Whats your name?”
They didnt answer. The eyes of their suit were still a bright red, but somehow distant from reality.
“Uhh. I know there’s a security guard here i think. Im. Just gonna hand you to him.”
“...I killed him.”
“WHAT!?”
The stranger laughed. “He’s not here! I killed him. He’s not here.”
“ARE YOU COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE!?”
The stranger laughed more. “You didnt run away! Maybe youre too brave. I like you! We should hang out!”
“No-No no no nuh uh thats-Im not hanging out with a MURDERER!”
Too late, as the white rabbit pushed you by the hand, running through the main area of the shopping.
“We can go ANYWHERE! Except…Roxy Raceway. Do NOT go there.”
“Wh…why?”
The stranger took the knife from your hand, spinning it near your face. “You dont want to get MURDERED, do you? We could just hang out!”
“You’re…gonna let me go…?”
“No…No…”
“So WHY DONT YOU JUST KILL ME!?”
“I need you alive dummy! Anyways, where are we gonna go…” They tapped the suits chin.
“Uh…i dont know…much about this place…”
“Ummm. We could go to bonnie bowl! Bonnie bowl is awesome…”
The stranger-You wondered what their name was- guided you up the elevator stairs, until you reached the third floor. The wheelie bots zoomed through the place, flashlights blinding you, while the rabbit didnt care.
“Whats…Your. Your name?”
“...Whats yours?”
“Uh. WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU!?”
“Ummm. My name’s. Vanny. Vanny the bunny.” He bowed to you, kissing your hand.
“Oh oh-haha…wow.”
He went behind you, still holding your hand. “NOW! LETS GO” TO THE BONNIE SIGN!”
You walked towards the attraction, seeing various arcades, then a bowling parlor.
“Wow…”
“Lets get some icecream!”
He practically dragged you to the counter, where one of the wheelie bots, this time wearing red pigtails.
He pushed you the first milkshake that appeared.
“Arent…You gonna drink too? I wont drink it, you might have poisoned it!”
“...I dont need to eat silly! I! Just had dinner! There’s no reason to worry.”
“I dont know WHY im worrying in the first place.”
“What do you mean…?” Vanny seemed…sad?
“You’re going to torture me…or something.”
“I-i-i wont!!!!!! Uh i mean. I wont but you’re still my hostage!”
“You seem awfully…clumsy for a serial killer.”
“How-I only killed the guard…” He laughed hysterically.
“...Uh. Can i go now?”
“NO!” He turned back to you, and somehow the red suit eyes were stronger. “We-We were only starting! We…I can.” He got up, making you go too, and the milkshake spilled over you.
“Uh sorry sorry-”
“Why are you…apologizing…i thought you were a…murderer…?”
Vanny…seemed confused. “I am. I am. Thats all i am.”
“You seem awfully philosophical…”
“WHICH MEANS! We have to have fun! No getting sad!”
He put his hands onto yours, and put the…in your heart???
“Lets…get you cleaned up! Go to the doors in the lobby. I trust you.” He clearly fucking didnt.
—
After getting a new shirt, you decided….
Why not…try to escape…?
You climbed up the stairs, and went inside the elevator.
This was certainly dangerous…Vanny might break his promise…and kill you…
You walked out after that stupidly annoying announcement ended, and ran to the the exit.
You could try to climb out of it!
Surely, that would work-
Suddenly, you felt a hand covered in cloth grab you.
“Hello…”
“VANNY I-I-!”
A blonde man was grabbing you…? He was also wearing a security outfit.
“I…thought you were…dead…?”
“Ummm. Why?”
“Uh…This..rabbit suit wearing guy…said he killed you.”
“Urrrgh. I already told fazbear to stop with the chemicals.”
“WHAT????? CHEMICALS???????”
“Doesnt matter.” He sighed. “My name’s Ness. Im the security guard, as you could probably tell”
“Uh. Okay…Can…We. Can i get out?”
He sighed again. “You’re gonna break the property, which they care more about than me.” Ness seemed. Exhausted.
“Uh. Where should…i go if…I cannot go…?”
“...I. Dont. Actually. Know. Nobody makes it this far here.”
“So. I can just…Walk around?”
“NO!? Fazbear wouldnt let me let a stranger WALK around!” He got your hand. “So! You’re coming with ME!”
He seemed awfully determined…and…handsome and-
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!? You just met this guy, and you were head over heels!?
He was very pretty though…So pretty…
Ness opened up the elevator. “Uh. I could give you a tour of the place i guess…”
You stood next to him. It was. Extremely awkward.
“Do you have any friends?”
“Y-yeah. They dared me to go here.”
“I had a friend some years ago. Luis. He was a very nice guy.”
“Was he a jerk?”
“...No. I just. Needed some time.”
“...Yeah.”
The door opened, and Ness made an unnecessary gesture to the lobby. “Oh! Go my liege!” He put his hand over his face. He seemed more relaxed, but not as much as…the bunny guy.
“Well, thank you. I guess.”
“Yayyy!” His voice was more sarcastic, but still whimsical somehow? But also tired.
“Uh. Where do we go?”
“...My favorite is Fazer Blast. I like the colors…”
“Then. Lets go there!”
You walked across the ground floor, with the wheelie bots zooming around.
Suddenly, one of them got you and emitted a loud noise.
You jumped away, and like a cheesy romantic fanfic, you fell into his arms.
“Uh uh uh. You need to be less scared of the S.T.A.F.F bots. They dont do anything.”
“O-Okay sir Ness!” God, he was so kissable like that…
You got to your senses, and walked a little behind him.
When they arrived, the door got up, revealing a…ferris wheel? And various neon colors. “This is cool!”
“Uh. Its even better inside!”
He walked quickly, not enough to be running, pulling you to the elevator.
Once you went in, he was mumbling something. It looked like a song.
“That song’s so pretty! Uh. You have a really nice singing voice.”
Ness didnt answer, still mumbling, fiddling with his fingers
The elevator opened, and you stepped out, watching him be still frozen on the elevator.
“...Ness?”
“Oh! Sorry i…was distracted. Did…You already see the window?”
You turned around, and the neon lights were practically blinding, but in a good way.
“Wow…wow…”
Ness clapped his hands. “I love this place…I Was big into cringe things when i was a teenager. This reminds me of it. I was ha…Yeah.”
“Is this a…laser thingy? I forgot the name.”
“Laser tag…But i cant call that. Its the Totally original fazer blast!”
“We should play! Im bad at it though.”
“I dont caaaare.” He was trying to make a stoic voice, but the competitiveness was slipping through a little.
You put on a fazbear helmet, leaving Ness with the alien one. “Lets go! Ill win!”
You walked down the elevator, and soon, you were in the middle of the bright walls.
You knew you had to make an objective, probably catching a flag.
You saw the ramp to a higher area, and got the flag. YAY!
But the score thingy said Ness already also found a flag?
When you got down again, something blasted onto your chest thing.
You looked around, and more beeps sounded, so you decided to just run.
You walked around the maze, trying to find the other flag, until the score already sounded again.
“What the fuck…was he a gym leader or something?”
“BOO!”
You screamed, while Ness made a stereotypical scary pose. “Got you!” He laughed. “I was always good at these things i guess.”
“Uhhhh huh???”
“Uh. I have my office here. Its nothing much. Do you want to go?”
Is this…a date? It surely sounded like one.
“Y-Yes!” You sounded like you were accepting a marriage.
“Goooo ahead! Its right on the stairs.”
You walked into it, getting like, 10 meters high from the ground? The higher, and higher, until you got into a straight line of path. Walking down it, the door opened and-
There was an arcade.
And a graffiti.
“Vanny”
The door closed.
“Ness…Whats this…?
“Unfortunately, and im sorry for it, the part where i kill you.”
You were forced onto the Vanny wall, and…Vanny…? Got the knife out.
“Uh uh Ness-Vanny whatever i-i-i!”
He didn't answer, only getting the knife higher and-
MWAH!
Ness stopped dead on his tracks, and dropped the knife. Kissing his nose…worked???
You were free, cowering between the wall and Ness
But something wanted you to stay
And so you did