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1. You've got your Big Cheese, I've got my Hash Pipe by Snail_bitchboy

   Fandoms: Zero Day (2003)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Calvin Gabriel/Andre Kriegman
   • Andre Kriegman
   • Calvin Gabriel
   • Andre Kriegman's Father
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
   • Cooking
   • Food
   • Andre Kriegman Loves Calvin Gabriel
   • Calvin Gabriel Loves Andre Kriegman
   • Pre-Zero Day School Shooting (Zero Day 2003)
   • No Smut
   • Whipped Andre Kriegman
   • Calvin Gabriel is a Menace
   • Sexual Tension
   • Non-Sexual Intimacy
   • Gentle Kissing
   • Boys Kissing
   • Boys in Love
   • Idiots in Love
   • Title from a Weezer Song
   • System of a Down References
   • based on fanart
   • Carrying
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff

   Summary

   Cal shows up at Andre's job with the munchies. Shenanigans ensue.

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   English

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