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  1. Lifeguard On Duty by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    05 Jul 2025

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    There is no elegance, no demure sexiness, to how Astarion is pulled out of the water. It’s rather akin to a fisherman hauling in a large catch, the fish wriggling and squirming while the fisherman wrangles and grabs ahold of it.

    He became aware first of the burning sand against his back, followed closely by the feel of something soft pressing against his lips. But before he even had a moment to enjoy such luxurious softness, he retched and expelled easily a liter of salt water directly into the face of his savior.
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    Astarion notices a very fine lifeguard is on duty and obviously the best way to pick said lifeguard up is by fake drowning.

    Bloodweave Brainrot's 31 Gays of Summer - Day 3 - Lifeguard

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