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GC name: volleyball but mentally ill 💀
**[10:32 PM — the chaos hour]
h0rny_sunshine_420: YO GOOD MORNING GIRLIES I JUST HAD THREE ESPRESSOS AND MY HEART IS TWERKING 💃💓
freckle_thighs69: babe it’s 10 PM, that’s called a panic attack 😭
tall_salty_bitch: normal people: meditate before bed
hinata: “what if i simply chug anxiety juice and ascend?”
h0rny_sunshine_420: can’t ascend if i never had a father to impress 🤡✨
femboymilkdealer: why do you measure time by “how disappointed your dad would be” units?
simp4milf_crybaby: because some of us never unlocked the father DLC, leave him alone 😩
tall_salty_bitch changed the group name.
GC NAME CHANGES TO: tsukki thirst station
femboymilkdealer: thirst station?? i’m literally just drinking milk
tall_salty_bitch: ur right, you’re the milk, i’m the kitten 😏
freckle_thighs69: kei i’m begging u to log off 💀
h0rny_sunshine_420: NOT THE KITTEN ROLEPLAY I– 💦💦💦
tall_salty_bitch: you’re dating him, you don’t get to judge my coping mechanisms
freckle_thighs69: babe we clown cuz we care 😘
simp4milf_crybaby: update: i accidentally liked kiyoko-san’s 2014 school festival photo while doom-scrolling. send prayers 🥲
h0rny_sunshine_420: LMAOOOOO 2014?? that’s pre-timeskip thirst, yachi
femboymilkdealer: that’s like digging your own grave, but the headstone says “simp4milf”
tall_salty_bitch: bold of you to assume she hasn’t noticed your stalker phase already
simp4milf_crybaby: STOP I’M SWEATING 😭 she’s perfect okay
freckle_thighs69: speaking of perfect: hinata wore my hoodie today and suddenly i’m a wife guy
h0rny_sunshine_420: correction: boyfriend guy but i’ll accept wife privileges if u cook
femboymilkdealer: can we keep the pet names PG-13? some of us are single and bitter 🦒
tall_salty_bitch: single BY CHOICE actually, i’m on a speed-run to emotional detachment, thanks
h0rny_sunshine_420: 💀 sweetie you cry when kageyama says “nice set”
tall_salty_bitch left the chat.
femboymilkdealer: he’ll be back in 3…2…
tall_salty_bitch joined the chat.
tall_salty_bitch: discord glitched whatever 🙄
freckle_thighs69: that’s crazy bestie the glitch spelled “i’m in love” 🤔
h0rny_sunshine_420: WAIT HAVE Y’ALL SEEN THAT MEME OF THE DUDE HOLDING A “I’M DOWN BAD” SIGN? that’s kei rn
femboymilkdealer: i’m gonna google “down bad symptoms”
tall_salty_bitch: block.
femboymilkdealer changed the group name.
GC NAME CHANGES TO: milk supremacy support circle 🥛👑
simp4milf_crybaby: kags you changed the name? proud of you for the initiative 😌
femboymilkdealer: personal growth. therapist said “assert yourself,” so i renamed the war zone
h0rny_sunshine_420: CAN WE DISCUSS HOW OUR TEAM CAPTAIN IS “VOLLEYBALL DADDY” YET NONE OF US HAVE DADS??? the symbolism??
freckle_thighs69: damn that’s deeper than my trauma backlog
tall_salty_bitch: daichi carry us harder, father figure 😩
femboymilkdealer: delete that sentence before i bleach my corneas
h0rny_sunshine_420: new poll: who’s the most mentally ill? 1️⃣ tsukki 2️⃣ yachi 3️⃣ me 4️⃣ yes 5️⃣kags
freckle_thighs69: i vote 5️⃣, solidarity ✊
tall_salty_bitch: the DSM-5 can’t even keep up with us
simp4milf_crybaby: 🤡 my therapist told me to “touch grass” so i sent her a minecraft screenshot
femboymilkdealer: i self-diagnosed with “needs calcium”
h0rny_sunshine_420: bro u literally googled “do femboys need extra milk” and believed reddit
freckle_thighs69: anyway, volleyball update: we got practice tomorrow at 7 AM
tall_salty_bitch: nope. i’m on strike until coach lets me sub my depression for court time
h0rny_sunshine_420: emotional injury timeout 😤
femboymilkdealer: coach: “block better”
me, a trans king: “block gender norms”
simp4milf_crybaby: lmao imagine us being a sports anime, couldn’t be me
femboymilkdealer: tsukki, your blocks were clean last scrim
tall_salty_bitch: …thanks?
h0rny_sunshine_420: tsukki.exe has stopped responding
freckle_thighs69: first compliment he’s gotten all season, i’m emotional
tall_salty_bitch: shut up tadashi before i leak your fanfic drafts
freckle_thighs69: i’ll leak OUR cuddle pics 😇
h0rny_sunshine_420: COUNTDOWN TO PUBLIC PDA 3-2-1 smooch noises
simp4milf_crybaby: can u two stop being cute, i’m already dehydrated thirsting for kiyoko
femboymilkdealer: drink water bestie, can’t simp if you’re dead
tall_salty_bitch: hot take: yachi x kiyoko > democracy
h0rny_sunshine_420: agreed, would overthrow government for that ship
freckle_thighs69: hinata you’d overthrow government for snacks
h0rny_sunshine_420: AND??
tall_salty_bitch: low-key tho, thanks for the compliment kags. been a rough brain week
femboymilkdealer: yeah i noticed. you zone out, miss digs. figured encouragement > roasting for once
h0rny_sunshine_420: character development OMG 💫
freckle_thighs69: proud of u both, love languages: quality time and reckless memes
simp4milf_crybaby: group hug??
tall_salty_bitch: group depression huddle accepted
h0rny_sunshine_420: i crave yakisoba bread
freckle_thighs69: bro you just had three espresso and trauma for dinner
femboymilkdealer: fueling the ADHD speedrun
tall_salty_bitch: i’ll door-dash if y’all stop making kitten jokes
h0rny_sunshine_420: deal 🐱
simp4milf_crybaby: kei ordering carbs for the squad?? that’s love
freckle_thighs69: reminder: 7 AM practice, hydrate or Coach “Volleyball Daddy” will murder us
h0rny_sunshine_420: i’d die under daddy daichi’s whistle 😩
tall_salty_bitch: jail.
femboymilkdealer: you’re all blocked until morning
simp4milf_crybaby: goodbye kings and clown royalty, gonna go manifest kiyoko’s DM reply ✨
h0rny_sunshine_420: manifesting tsukki getting pegged—
tall_salty_bitch: GOODNIGHT.
freckle_thighs69 changed the group name.
GC NAME CHANGES TO: sleep deprivation squad 🌙
**[Chat silences, but 37 new memes are shared by 3 AM anyway.]