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It was a peaceful day. You were out on a small shopping spree with Shoko, and Satoru and Suguru were at home snuggling in bed together.
Suguru was reading his book peacefully until he felt Satoru shift his head to the direction of your shared closet.
“Do you… ever wonder what it feels like?”
Suguru put his book down and sighed.
“I literally have no clue what you are talking about right now.”
“I mean like, the weight of them. Do they feel any different, or are they just there?”
“What are you on about right now?”
Satoru let out a dramatic huff and rolled his eyes back to Suguru.
“Boobs, obviously!”
Suguru stared at his pale boyfriend in confusion.
“Huh?”
Satoru got out of bed with a jump, taking half the blankets with him.
“I’m saying that I want to know what it’s like! I want to feel the weight of a pair of bazonkas on me like a real woman!”
Bazonkas? Satoru must’ve completely lost his mind.
“Don’t you understand me??” He wailed
Suguru pulled the blankets back up and went back to reading.
“Not. At. All.”
“Augh! The betrayal!” Satoru moaned as he fell back onto the bed.
“If you’re so curious just go try on one of y/n’s bras or something.” Suguru said as he gave Satoru a slight shove with his foot.
That made Satoru jump up excitedly.
“That’s it! You’re a genius, come on let’s try!” He said, throwing Sugurus book to the side and pulling him towards the closet.
“Wha- Hey! I was talking about you not me idiot!”
Satoru opened the closet door with a flair and started pulling out all sorts of lacey things.
“It can’t be just me, if she finds out I’ll get in sooo much trouble!”
“If that’s the case then won’t I also be getting in trouble?” Suguru said, dodging a red thong Satoru threw his way.
Satoru came out of the closet with a handful of bras and set them on the bed.
“Well yeah… but it’ll be split between the two of us so it won’t be as bad!” He said, as he stripped his shirt off, throwing it across the room somewhere.
Suguru sighed and began to remove his shirt too. “Fine. But I’m telling her this was your idea if it comes down to it.”
“Yea yea whatever, here put this one on.”
Satoru held out a purple bra, decorated with lace.
Suguru took it from his hands and began to put it on. He faintly remembered seeing it the first time you got it, but he was too distracted by other things to actually notice all the small details on it.
When he turned around he saw Satoru stuffing a silky blue bra with socks.
“You look…”
Satoru turned to face him fully. “Look sexy as hell? I totally see why she has so many now.”
“I was gonna say stupid.”
“Ugh rude!” Satoru says as he throws a sock at Suguru.
Suguru catches it smoothly and lets out a laugh.
“I know, I’m sooo mean. Now help me take this thing off before she gets home.”
Suguru turns around and moves his hair over his shoulder.
“Aww but I was having fun! Are you sure you wanna take it off already?”
Suguru just rolls his eyes at him.
“Yes Satoru, now take it off please.”
Satoru laughs at the annoyance in his tone and reaches up to help remove the bra.
Only… the clips are a little finicky, and that strap looks twisted, and this clamp wasn’t as hard to put on as it is to take off.”
Satorus palm are starting to get sweaty and then Suguru asks, “what’s taking so long? Just unclip it already.”
“I’m trying! It just won’t come undone!”
Suguru turns around.
“Alright let me try yours, it can’t be that hard”
“You can try, but this thing is locked to hell and back.”
Satoru turns around and Suguru tries to unclip the bra for him.
“What the hell-“
“See I told you so!”
“Just give me a minute! I know I can get it…”
Suguru furrows his brows and tries to concentrate on unhooking it, but it’s just not coming undone.
“Oh god, my beautiful nipples will forever be hidden from this poor world! I’m like a maiden locked in Chasity!” Satoru cries.
“Stop being so dramatic.” Suguru says, wiping his palms on his pants “We can just cut it off if we have to.”
Satoru gasps “No we can’t! We’ll get in trouble for sure if she finds out…”
“Well how else are we supposed to-“
Their argument was cut short by the sounds of keys unlocking their apartment door. They looked at each other in unison, and thought one thing:
“Shit.”
Satoru scrambled around for his long forgotten T shirt while Suguru ran around collecting all of the lingerie Satoru had thrown around earlier.
“Shit shit shit, where’s my fucking shirt?!”
Your footsteps were starting to get closer now and the boys panic was only growing more.
“No time, quick!” Suguru grabbed Satoru by the hair and pulled him into bed under the covers with him right as you opened the door.
“H-hi honey!” Satoru chirped nervously, pulling the blanket up to his chin.
You set your shopping bags down and walked to the side of the bed.
“Aww were you two having fun without me? I wanna join too!”
The two began to sweat as you got closer.
“I- It’s not like that! We were just uhm… uh…”
“Come on, there’s no need to be embarrassed, let’s just finish where you two left off yea?” You grabbed the edge of the blanket.
“Nonononono-“ They screeched, trying to keep their bodies hidden.
To their horror however, you managed to pry the blanket out of their hands, revealing their lace-covered bodies.
“What the fu-“