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1. I'm a self-destructive landslide if you want to be the hill by thistlecat for diamondmeadows

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Jul 2025

   Tags

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   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Regulus Black/Remus Lupin
   • Sirius Black
   • Remus Lupin
   • Regulus Black
   • Infidelity
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Sirius Black's limp dick
   • Alcoholic Sirius Black
   • Walburga is dying and Sirius isn't dealing with it well
   • Baker Remus Lupin
   • Bartender Sirius Black
   • Regulus Black Needs a Hug
   • Regulus Black Has an Eating Disorder
   • (in recovery)
   • (Sirius' alcoholism is very much not in recovery)
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • Parental Death
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Blow Jobs
   • Pathetic Remus Lupin
   • Religious Imagery & Symbolism

   Summary

   Walburga Black is dying, and, even if he’ll admit he’s drinking a bit more than he ought to at the moment, Sirius doesn’t care at all. He does, however, need to apologize to Remus.

   By the end of the night, he owes a few more apologies.

   Series

   • Part 5 of never craved attention extended universe

   Language:

   English

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   4,636

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