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Kim Dokja stared at the scenario for a while.
He didn't like it.
He didn't like it at all
Condition: Reveal the last fanfiction you read
Failure: ;)
"For the last time, I don't read fanfiction," he lied, sweating profusely. "Why am I the only one who has to do this?"
He watched the timer go down and stared at it, not budging.
"As long as the failure isn't death, I don't care." He huffed.
The timer went to zero.
Failure: You can only speak in uwu voice for a day
"Wait what-"
Then, a cat eared headband landed on his head. And he couldn't take it off, no matter what he tried.
"...UWURIEL WHAT THE HWELL~?" He screamed, then covered his mouth, embarrassed (or should I say embawwased.) His voice was much higher pitched, and he seemed to sing every word. "Why me-we~?"
He wanted to cry.
His initial plan was to hide from the group for the entire day until the failure was over, but that was until he was called over by Han Sooyoung. And he knew he'd get bullied relentlessly by her.
“Hey! Stop ignoring me!” She yelled, smacking him.
He tried to say “OW” but it came out as… no I shan’t say…
“…Did you just owo?”
“No-owo I didn’t!” He cried.
“…EVERYONE GET OVER HERE!”
The entirety of Kimcom and their grandmas rushed over (that’s just an expression, they’re all orphans.)
“Is the idiot trying to die again?” Yoo Joonghyuk said, sharpening his sword.
“Ahjussi don’t die!” Shin Yoosung whined, holding him tightly.
“If you die we’ll kill you!” Lee Gilyoung held his other arm.
“Go on, do it again.” Han Sooyoung poked him with a stick like he was an animal.
He tried choose his next words carefully. “Kiww ywoursewwf.”
Everyone silently stared at him.
Lee Jihye burst into laughter. “WHAT WAS THAT?”
“Oh, I didn’t know you were a furry,” Yoo Sangah said, trying not to be judgemental.
“I’M NYAHT A FUWWY!”
Han Sooyoung cackled at his despair. “Wait, why are you suddenly wearing a hoodie? Are you trying to hide something?” She reached out.
He screamed and ran off, only for Yoo Joonghyuk to grab him. He didn’t break out of his grasp because he was down bad. Not even when Yoo Joonghyuk pulled down the hood. The cat eared headbands were exposed to the world.
“That’s not fair I want those!” Shin Yoosung complained.
Kim Dokja laid on the grass with a red face, covering the top of his head.
“Cheer up Dowokja.”
“DWON’T CAWWL ME THAT YUWU WITCH.”
Han Sooyoung chuckled and patted his hair like he was a cat.
“How did this happen?” Yoo Joonghyuk asked, not phased.
“Scenyario pwenalty…”
“What was the scenario?”
He shook his head, blushing even more.
“Here I can bribe them.” Han Sooyoung said, then yelled at the sky. “Yoo Joonghyuk will wear a maid outfit if you reveal Dokja’s scenario!”
Multiple notifications came in.
“No I won’t do that,” Yoo Joonghyuk yelled, sending a sharp glare at her.
Kim Dokja visibly slumped.
“Why the hell are you disappointed?”
“Are we just going to ignore the fact that the scenario failure was turning Dokja into a cat boy?” Lee Seolhwa asked.
“Yes.” Everyone said in unison.
“How are we all still alive.”
“I hwate this… I want to die.” Kim Dokja mumbled to everyone’s annoyance.
“Don’t say that!” Han Sooyoung scolded.
“I told you I’ll kill you if you die!” Lee Gilyoung yelled, hugging him again.
“Don’t be sad ahjussi! I think you suit the headband.” Shin Yoosung smiled.
“It could be worse, they could’ve made you-“
“DOWON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS SANGAH!”
“I’m getting sick of this.” Yoo Joonghyuk sighed and tried to walk off.
Kim Dokja grabbed his arm tightly. “Dowon’t leave me yowou’re the owonly owone that understands my pwain.”
“How?” Han Sooyoung asked.
“Dokja don’t you dare tell them.” Yoo Joonghyuk glared, not wanting the others to know about the time he was given a penalty that was doing the sad cat dance.
Kim Dokja complied and Yoo Joonghyuk let the squid cling to his arm for time being.
“So, how long will this be?” Yoo Sangah awkwardly asked.
“I want to hwold Joonghyuwuk-ah fowever…”
“I MEANT THE PENALTY!”
“24 howours.”
“Great, just great.” Han Sooyoung sighed. “How are we going to get taken seriously when our leader is a cat boy?”
Kim Dokja sadly uwu’d.
“Can we lock him up?”
“No!” The kids cried.
“I have an idea.” Yoo Sangah said.
“…I hate how that idea worked.”
The entirety of the group were all wearing cat ears and insisted it was a new group uniform they were trying out. Fortunately, they did end up getting taken seriously, as well as earning a lot of coins for how “beautiful their dedication to the team was.”
Then, Kim Dokja’s cat ears disappeared.
“I’M FREE!”
“Finally,” Han Sooyoung grumbled.
She tried to take off the headband, but…
“I glued it to all your heads, sorry not sorry, you shouldn’t have bullied me earlier.” He ran off.
“DOKJA? DOKJA I WILL KILL YOU!”
“Yay!” Shin Yoosung cheered, enjoying her new look.
Yoo Sangah didn’t mind as long as she wasn’t the only one. Lee Seolhwa found her own way to remove it but didn’t share it with anyone because it was funnier that way. Yoo Joonghyuk found out that his headband was the only one removable, which had to be on purpose.
“What a simp.” Han Sooyoung complained when she saw he was able to take his off.
And so the Kimcom was renamed to Kim Dowokja’s Cowompany.