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Summary:

Yoo Joonghyuk is gaming. Kim Dokja is under the desk doing silly things with his mouth (he is chewing the electrical cords)

Notes:

Based off this twitter post:
https://x.com/heavensbvnny/status/1773252063096414532

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Yoo Joonghyuk tried hard to keep his eyes on the monitor, though he knew the chat could tell how unfocused and distracted he was compared to his usual calm composure. It was even affecting his performance in game- him! The Supreme King! He held three world record speedruns in the hardest games, and now here he was, struggling on a game made for children. 

 

He glanced under the table with an annoyed look. “Can you fucking stop? Or just be quieter.”

 

The microphone picked up on a quiet “nom nom nom…” and caused the chat rate to spike up. 

 

 

JihYAY: what the hell is happening?????

 

Tits(as_in_the_bird_don’t_ban_me): i didnt know SK had a cat 

 

Ilovebread: he doesn’t????

 

supremekink: he has a dog 

 

Ilovebread: really?

 

Supreme King’s dog (in a freaky way): …

 

JihYAY: get the hell out 

 

 

“I don’t have a pet,” Yoo Joonghyuk mumbled, trying not to die in the game.

 

He rolled his eyes when the chat demanded more answers. 

 

“Dokja I will kill you.” He kicked something under the table.

 

 

dokidoki: is tHAT YOUR BOYFRIEND????

 

Potatototo: don’t kick him! :( that’s kinda toxic 

 

Ilovebread: kicking is the toxic thing here?? Not the death threat? 

 

JihYAY: whyyyy is he under the table? 

 

 

He sighed, annoyed at all the questions and assumptions. “He’s chewing my electric cords.”

 

The chat was quiet for a second, a long second, until spiking up again. He couldn’t even keep up with the messages, apart from the fact absolutely no one believed him and were losing their minds that the stoic gamer just made a joke. 

 

Wordlessly, Yoo Joonghyuk paused his game (something he hated doing because it threw off his focus so this is how the chat knew he was getting serious) then he reached under the desk. He held up Kim Dokja into the camera view, holding him by the collar like a cat. The man had an electric cord in his mouth. 

 

JihYAY: HELLO????

 

Tits(as_in_the_bird_don’t_ban_me): ah so he does have a cat! 

 

 

Yoo Joonghyuk grabbed the cord but Kim Dokja refused to let it go.

 

“You’re going to get yourself electrocuted- Dokja! Let go!” 

 

He stubbornly refused. Yoo Joonghyuk groaned, then took a different approach. He set Kim Dokja down in his lap then gently kissed the back of his head a couple of times. His boyfriend blushed and dropped the cord. 

 

 

Ilovebread: AWWWWWWW

 

JihYAY: ew wtf

 

supremekink: @JihYAY homophobe? 

 

JihYAY: only for whatever this is 

 

Ilovebread: how are you not banned

 

JihYAY: favouritism 

 

 

The conversation shifted when Kim Dokja, upset he had nothing in his mouth, grabbed Yoo Joonghyuk’s arm and CHOMPED. The taller didn’t flinch, and continued to play his game with the fidgeting man on his lap.

 

 

JihYAY: grown ass man

 

Demon-LikeJudgeofYaoi: no he’s a little meow meow!!!

 

Ilovebread: why does he have a permanent owo im kinda scared 

 

dokidoki: i wonder if he meows 

 

JihYAY: don’t put that image in my head 

 

Demon-LikeJudgeofYaoi: AAAAAAA I HOPE SO

 

Demon-LikeJudgeofYaoi donated 10000 coins “PLEASE MEOW MY DOWOKJA!”  

 

 

“Uriel stop being weird.” Yoo Joonghyuk scolded, struggling to keep check of both the chat and his boyfriend who kept clicking the mouse just to hear the sounds it made. Then, he accidentally clicked onto another tab that was open to the webnovel he was reading earlier. His eyes lit up and his pupils dilated. It looked like he wanted to grab the computer screen and chew it from excitement. 

 

“Dokja don’t you dare-“

 

He ignored the gamer and grabbed the camera to repositioned it and focus on his face, no longer having Yoo Joonghyuk in view besides his arms holding Kim Dokja. Then, his face shifted from :3 to something completely serious. He sat upright and his demeanour changed him into a different person. 

 

Then, he began overanalysing the webnovel on screen. The worst part was the chat encouraged him. Yoo Joonghyuk slammed his head on the desk in defeat. How did his one brain cell boyfriend always steal the spotlight? He was the one who worked hard to build his channel to a point where he could make a living from it. 

 

“Can you just make your own channel?”

 

“No I got cyberbullied and doxxed,” he said casually.

 

Yoo Joonghyuk sat upright, and looked at him in shock. “Who did it?”

 

Kim Dokja flippantly waved his hand. “Calm down, I handled it.”

 

 

Ilovebread: 🥺🥺he was prepared to kill for his boyfriend 

 

Demon-LikeJudgeofYaoi: awwww!

 

Potatototo: THAT’S NOT HEALTHY

 

JihYAY: Shut up homophobe 

 

 

The stream went on for an hour longer than usual. Yoo Joonghyuk let Kim Dokja ramble, not wanting to take his happiness away.

 

“And that’s why I hate chapter 1023. It gets better in chapter 2039 but we’ll get to that. So, in chapter 1024-“

 

The computer shut down, causing an abrupt ending to the livestream. Kim Dokja frowned. 

 

“What happen?” He mumbled.

 

“The computer died because a rat kept chewing the cables.” Yoo Joonghyuk lightly tapped his head. 

 

He chuckled, and wrapped his arms around him. “This was my favourite stream because I got to sit so close to you.”

 

Yoo Joonghyuk went red, and silently hugged him back as a response, too embarrassed to speak. He held him in place for a while, and they cuddled on the chair. 

 

That was until he heard a very quiet “nom nom nom…”

 

“ARE YOU CHEWING MY SHIRT?” 

Notes:

So silly