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BSM: Pebbles.
BSM: Brother.
BSM: Do You Have Any Clue What Happened To Silver Of Straw?
FP: uhh
FP: No Comment.
NSH: OMFGROFLCOPTER HE ACTUALLY DID IT
SRS: GOD DAMN IT R U SRS
NSH: No youre srs stupid.
SRS: You're*
NSH: Sybau
BSM: You two are being very mature about learning that someone in this group chat is a murderer.
BSM: Pebbles,
BSM: What is wrong with you?
Five Pebbles left the group chat, before joining his Secret Special group chat for people who think that slugcat belongs on pizza, which
is a very strange position for an iterator to take, considering they don't have taste buds, however the decision was contrivertial
nevertheless. So contrivertial that Pebbles went under a psudonym in this group chat, the psudonym of course, being Pive Febbles.
PEOPLE WHO THINK SLUGCAT ON PIZZA IS KEWL GROUP CHAT OPENED JUST NOW: PRESENT MEMBERS PIVE FEBBLES, SO HIGNIFICANT NARASSMENT, TOOKS MO LHE TOON, AND REVEN SED RUNS.
PF: chat I fucked up my stupid fucking pet scug nuked silver of straw
TMLT: fucking idiot lmao
SHN: Calm down, bro. Everyone makes mistakes.
SHN: PF: Did you tell informed your Local Group of the mistake?
PF: That's the issue they think I did it on purpose and it'd make sense
PF: I have like a motive and no alibi
PF: And they were my nukes
SHN: Just tell your local group about the mistake, they'll understand probably.
RSR: chat someone in my local group just murdered someone what do I do
SHN: kill their ass lol
RSR: On it o7
RSR: ...how
SHN: idfk im not a murderer
TMLT: Oh ik ik right
TMLT: Tell them they found a way to violate like the prime directive or whatever that shit preventing us from getting the rot is called
SHN: Isn't that illegal?
TMLT: murder is illegal 2 yk
PF: You mean the self destruction taboo? lol
TMLT: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd:
TMLT: Anyways you tell them we figured out how to violate that
TMLT: and then give them an instructions pearl right
TMLT: and then the instructions just give them like super cancer lol
SHN: lol
RSR: lol
PF: lol
* * * Pive Febbles left the group chat * * *
Five Pebbles trepidatiously rejoined his local group GC, expecting the worst and hoping for the best, Five Pebbles decided to admit his mistake
in the most sincere way possible, a youtube video.
* * * Five Pebbles joined the group chat * * *
FP: Hey everyone, I know that theres been a lot of confusion on if I was responsible for the death of Silver of Straw.
FP: But I think that this should explain everything.
FP: https://youtube.com/results?search_query=toxic+gossip+train
FP: This should explain everything.
NSH: ...
BSM: ...
SRS: ...
FP: Sorry, my ukulele is a bit rusty.
BSM: That was literally the worst fucking apology video I've ever seen. You should be ashamed of yourself!
NSH: FREEBIRD
BSM: You seriously need a fucking talking to, Pebbles.
SRS: Oh btw I've got smtn to show you in dms
FP: You all don't understand. This is TARGETED HARASSMENT!!!!! Didn't you hear the fucking chorus!??!?!?!?
FP: SRS: ur kewl tho
SRS: :thumbsup:
FP: :thumbsup:
NSH: https://youtube.com/results?search_query=toxic+gossip+train+remix
FP: SIG THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS
FP: IM TRYING TO AVOID TAKING ACCOUNTABILITY
FP: god forbid women do anything smh my head
SRS: You're women?
FP: sybau
FP: I have a thriving soda company and you DON'T
NSH: A thriving soda company and a kill count!
FP: SYBAU!!!!!!!
FP: God, you guys are so insufferable
BSM: YOU MURDERED SOMEONE!!! IN COLD BLOOD!!!!
FP: I don't have blood
FP: I'm a robot you dimwit
BSM: THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!
NSH: iterators have blood
NSH: lmao
SRS: Ok FP usually i'm w/ you but you've gotta take the L here
SRS: apologising for murdering someoen[sic] by playing ukulele is the most out of touch thing you could ever do
Gourmand closed the book, "Welp, that's what happened after all the stuff that happened in the first part." One of the few remaining slugpups raised it's hand. "Yes?" "What does 'Sybau'" mean? Gourmound[sic] chuckled to himself "Shut your bitch ass up"