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You and Ted are camping at your family’s cabin for the weekend. When the power goes out, Ted chivalrously offers to retrieve extra batteries from the van. With Ted gone, Evil Ted shows up to kill you, not knowing about your love of knife-wielding slashers and thinking that he’s just Ted wanting to indulge in your fantasy.
In other words: the reader being horny saves both yours and Ted's lives.
