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    Bitty’s enjoying himself until… until Beyoncé comes on.

    And that is something that Eric Richard Bittle is honestly ashamed of himself for saying.

    But, when he hears the opening notes of ‘Single Ladies’ he’s struck dumb for just a moment, feet glued to the floor, jaw open. His first, embarrassing, won’t admit it until he dies thought is, 'I ain’t no single lady no more'.

    Five times Bitty has to pretend he's single, and one time he doesn't.

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