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1. Lies We Tell the Living by I_Have_A_Cat

   Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   10 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • lestat de lioncourt/original female character
   • Lestat de Lioncourt
   • Slow Burn
   • Crime Fighting

   Summary

   “Neither of us have seen the other fully. So if I can guess the color of your lipstick before you can guess the color of my necktie, then you let me buy you a coffee.”
   She was grinning more now. “And if I win?” She asked, locking her phone and moving it into her bag.

   “Then I suppose I’ll have to buy you dinner.” The voice said with an exaggerated air of woe.

    

   Victoria Knightly is a detective who, while working a case involving a fast growing list of exsanguinated victims, winds up working closely to the most unlikely person. A cocky, seductive, entirely too charming rockstar who goes by The Vampire Lestat. But vampires aren't actually real......right?

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