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1. Julian Bashir v.s. The World by theattractiveshrub

   Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   20 Nov 2025

   Tags

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   • Julian Bashir/Elim Garak
   • Dukat/Elim Garak
   • Elim Garak/Palandine
   • Elim Garak/Pythas Lok
   • Elim Garak/Kelas Parmak
   • Elim Garak/Barkan Lokar
   • Elim Garak/Other(s)
   • Julian Bashir/Palis Delon
   • Elim Garak
   • Julian Bashir
   • Kira Nerys
   • Jadzia Dax
   • Ezri Dax
   • Worf (Star Trek:TNG/DS9)
   • Benjamin Sisko
   • Palandine (Star Trek)
   • Palis Delon
   • Kelas Parmak
   • Pythas Lok
   • Barkan Lokar
   • Leeta (Star Trek)
   • Rom (Star Trek)
   • Dukat (Star Trek)
   • Miles O'Brien
   • Quark (Star Trek)
   • Vic Fontaine
   • Deep Dish Nine
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Scott Pilgrim References
   • Inspired by Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Fluff
   • Garaks Dubious Dating History
   • Star Trek Beta Canon References
   • Drug Use
   • I Mean C'mon It's Garak
   • but it's still pretty fluffy
   • Episode: s02e22 The Wire (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
   • Episode: s02e18 Profit and Loss (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
   • Episode: s05e07 Let He Who Is Without Sin... (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
   • Episode: s06e20 His Way (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
   • Songfic
   • Accidentally A Song Fic
   • Blame Vic Fontaine
   • Bunch Of Refrences
   • can you catch them all?

   Summary

   College student and part time Deep Dish 9 employee Julian Bashir attempts to woo the hottest tailor on the promenade. Chronic overachiever he is, he decides to take on Garak's dubious dating history himself. Does he get the get the girl-er Cardassian of his dreams? Does he behave like a total ass for half of this fic? find out Tuesdays and Thurdays!!

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