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1. Flirting Practice by Man_on_mulch

   Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Jul 2025

   Tags

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   • Fiddleford H. McGucket/Ford Pines
   • Ford Pines
   • Fiddleford H. McGucket
   • College Fiddleford H. McGucket/Ford Pines
   • Idiots in Love
   • Fiddleford has no shame
   • Autistic Ford Pines
   • adhd fiddleford
   • they're both stupid
   • this fic was sponsored by Ford's internal monologue
   • Dirty Jokes
   • Bad Dirty Talk
   • shitty science terms bc the author did not take physics since 6th grade (kill me)
   • Period Typical Bigotry
   • Misogyny
   • its the 1970s they say some kinda weird shit about women
   • Not anything bad though
   • grammatical errors made intentionally for Fiddlefords accent
   • Mutual Pining
   • Closeted Character
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Smut
   • Hand Jobs
   • Roleplay
   • (not sexual though i just forgot to add it and im too lazy to re-order the tags)
   • Masturbation
   • Enthusiastic Consent
   • Comedy
   • POV Third Person Limited

   Summary

   Fiddleford brags about his sex life to Ford, who has none. Fiddleford offers flirting advice. they're both in love with each other and fucking stupid. SMUT! will make a SFW version later.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,869

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