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1. Relationship Building For Dummies: Cold Weather Edition by Sinister_Queer for pebisbarry

   Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Jul 2025

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   • Liu Qingge/Luo Binghe
   • Liu Qingge
   • Luo Binghe
   • Huddling For Warmth
   • sweat kink
   • Burning Come
   • Local Wet Cat Liu Qingge
   • Local Big Warm Dog Luo Binghe
   • thigh fucking
   • thigh job
   • Anal Sex
   • Canon Compliant Lack of Prep
   • So Sorry Liu Qingge I Spent Those Words On Thigh Sex Instead
   • Come as Lube
   • Again Liu Qingge... I'm sorry
   • Assumed Somnophilia
   • But no actual somnophilia
   • Grinding
   • wearing each others clothes
   • Biting
   • Luo Binghe's Canon Typical Insane Stamina
   • Post-Canon
   • sorta...
   • near-drowning
   • dubcon
   • In the most flimsy definition and only at the start of the sex
   • Some Minor Violence and Fighting
   • blood mentions

   Summary

   When Liu Qingge falls through the ice on a "Relationship Building" mission to help unite the demon and human realms, it's up to Luo Binghe to keep him from freezing to death.

   And... if other things happen, then maybe that's fine too.

   (aka: WATCH NOW! war god gets wet and then gets pounded by massive demon)

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