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Most people don’t understand how much work it takes to eternally torture an overgrown chimp. It was quite exhausting, really. The narrator was plenty keen at the beginning of course, what with his superior wit and all, but now it had very truly turned into more of a chore than anything. Day in and day out, that sentient colony of bacteria named Stanley found new and inventive ways to defy and ignore the clearly superior Narrator. What was even worse, and truly it was the worst outcome the narrator could have imagined, was that he had begun to enjoy this game he and Stanley played.
